You Might Be a Redneck If...

....you attack your girlfriend with an alligator.

A Port Orange, FL man pleaded no contest to misdemeanor charges of battery and illegal possession of an alligator.

David Havenner was keeping the animal in his tub. When a spat broke out between him and his girlfriend, Nancy Monico, the alligator became the most obvious weapon, along with empty beer bottles.
Havenner told investigators that Monico bit his hand because she was upset that they had run out of alcohol.

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