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  • FRIDAY JULY 9 2004 1:58 AM

All the Day With My Cock Up and Fed to Ducks

Submitted by Christopher

Edited by Christopher

An enraged woman who cuts off (or bites off) a man’s cock has almost become old hat now. In Thailand, they have perfected the science of reattaching penises as the country’s doctors have been improving the surgery for the better part of two and a half decades.

Since then, Sweden has had three cases, the United States two - including the notorious case of John Wayne Bobbitt who returned from reattachment surgery to star in porn films - and one in Australia.

In the same period, Dr Surasak's team alone has operated on 33 patients in Thailand and many more cases have been reported around the country.

'Some years there are three or five and then it goes quiet. It goes in and out of fashion but sometimes it is like an epidemic,' he said, mimicking with his nimble surgeon's hands the swoop of a blade on an unsuspecting member.

The kicker? Angry women have taken to “boiling [penises], feeding them to ducks, flushing them down the toilet, or tying them to hot air balloons” to prevent doctors and their patients from finding and reattaching the severed cock.

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clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

JUL 09, 2004 02:04 AM

Well, if you're going to go that far to express your feelings it makes sense to go all the way. Thing is, even if you dispose of the penis there are still ways for the guy to get a new one. Apparently there is often (always? I dunno.) internal penile tissue that can be surgically dropped down to make an external penis. I read about it as it related to the story of a little boy who was assaulted by some pervert adult and lost his penis in the process.

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

JUL 09, 2004 02:06 AM

"What happened to your penis? Here, have a hot dog while I call an ambulance"

vader

vader

Las Vegas, NV
OLD SKOOL

JUL 09, 2004 02:07 AM


The kicker? Angry women have taken to “boiling [penises], feeding them to ducks, flushing them down the toilet, or tying them to hot air balloons” to prevent doctors and their patients from finding and reattaching a severed cock.



what a horrible visual eeek

ChezGeek

ChezGeek

Port Orchard, WA
January 2004

JUL 09, 2004 02:10 AM

spotted dick anyone?

madmann_83

madmann_83

Moseley, VA
January 2004

JUL 09, 2004 07:50 AM

i wonder how the ducks perfer their cock..... raw or broiled. keep your eyes to the skies for flyies cocks!

SupremePizzaMan

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA
September 2003

JUL 09, 2004 08:34 AM

Dude that would be so awesome if someone got hit in the head with a cock! Priceless! biggrin

SignalNoise

SignalNoise

USA
February 2004

JUL 09, 2004 08:46 AM

dude. i thought ducks just ate stale bread......
now i'm sort of afraid of ducks....

FlotsomandJetsom

FlotsomandJetsom

Waban, MA
November 2003

JUL 09, 2004 09:21 AM

"Look mommy, a balloon!" eeek

oraaaaange

oraaaaange

USA
July 2003

JUL 09, 2004 10:22 AM

You people are weird. surreal

TheAngus

theangus

Raleigh, NC
January 2004

JUL 17, 2004 05:22 AM

ah, I'm glad that this website has the journalistic integrity to use the word "cock" in a story. wink

KMFCM

KMFCM

Peekskill, NY
September 2002

JUL 17, 2004 08:42 AM


i never trusted any girl enough to let them give me head after the first time i heard about that

Wrathchild

Wrathchild

United Kingdom
December 2003

JUL 17, 2004 09:01 AM

Caralho Voador

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

JUL 17, 2004 09:04 AM

kijima13991 said:

i never trusted any girl enough to let them give me head after the first time i heard about that



As long as you aren't a total asshole, you shouldn't have anything to worry about.

Lil_Tuffy

poptard

poptard

United Kingdom
November 2003

JUL 17, 2004 09:06 AM

i herd an urban rumor once that someone had there finger put in in place of there cock when it got bitten off,they like took the bone out and messed about with it to makeit look like a ccck, don'tthink he chould get it up but it whouldn't look to bad i serpose, excet it'd have a kuckle

Renton

Renton

Valparaiso, IN
January 2004

JUL 17, 2004 09:20 AM

Apparently there is often (always? I dunno.) internal penile tissue that can be surgically dropped down to make an external penis



The penis is roughly twice the size of what you see from the external view.
As you can see in this picture the penile tissue extends back as far the rectum.


edited for spelling.
edited again for grammar.
[Edited on Jul 17, 2004 by Renton]

[Edited on Jul 17, 2004 by Renton]

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