Bob Suicide’s Uber Geeky Gadget Gift Guide
by Bob Suicide
Bob Suicide’s Top 10 Gadgets For The Naughty N’ Nice Nerd In Your Life.
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1. The Star Wars Wampa Rug ($99.99) or Taun Taun Sleeping Bag ($99.99)
Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but inside a TaunTaun it's SO delightful. Cozy up and get your geek on with some of the greatest plush reproductions from the best movie in the series.
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2. Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter ($19.99)
Take your cooking where it's never been before. It's a great stocking stuffer. And, made with the same level of quality that Starfleet expects from all of its ships.
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3. Lego Death Star Tree Ornament (Approx $18-28.00)
Order the parts from Lego and let the force be with you as you build a superweapon capable of destroying all other Xmas ornament competition.
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4. Uncharted 3 CE for PlayStation 3 ($74.99)
You can never go wrong with a quality collector's edition and the Uncharted 3 CE was one of the best of the season. It's like 4 gifts in one!
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5. Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim for Xbox 360 ($49.99)
And, speaking of video games, your loveable nerd's holiday isn't complete without Spike's Game of the Year: Skyrim. You may never see them again after the holiday. But, you'll know they're happy wherever they are -- battling dragons. EFFING DRAGONS!!!
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6. Lego Mindstorms NXT 2.0 ($264.95)
What programmer doesn't want a robot butler? Or a robot alligator to guard the house? Give your geek a Mindstorm and they'll build you something better, faster, stronger – but beware, this is how Skynet starts. Hey, it may be the end of the world, but it's the thought that counts!
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7. Portal 2: Light Up PotatOS ($29.99)
Remember when you were a kid and you did the potato-as-a-conductor-for-light experiment. Well, now, kids (big and small) can not only make a potato give light, you can make it insult you too -- just what you've always wanted!
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8. Munchkin Quest the Board Game. ($37.11)
Remember when you used to play D&D with your friends for hours, I mean days, on end? Well, add witty cards (and sometimes lots of Cuthulu), grab some friends, and relive the magic! And, while your at it, get the iPhone/Android app for extra perks!!!
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9. 8-bit Glasses ($390.00)
They're super-pricey and hipsters might adopt them ironically, but the geek with cash and class can admire the retro- grooviness of these 8 bit specs.
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10. Star Wars Motorcycle Suits ($1,150.00)
I don't really have to sell you on this one. The Dark Side sells itself. :P
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[Bob Suicide Gets Intimate With Her Wampa]
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