by Blogbot











Bella (a.k.a. Bella Booski, Kangaroo, Portabella, and Bella Boobies) the Chihuahua/Papillon (pictured with her mistress Kraven Suicide)

• INTO: Bones, food and lots of it, growling at someone one minute and then being their best friend the next, playing with ping pong balls, bones, going for walks, being outside, bones, cuddling, licking faces, did I mention bones?


• NOT INTO: Loud noises (such as fireworks and the vacuum), going to the vet, any other dog being near my Mommy.


• MAKES ME HAPPY: Getting new toys, dinner time, getting attention, meeting new people, getting pampered with a bath and hair drying, McDonald's French fries, and car rides.


• MAKES ME SAD: When my mommy leaves to go to work, when I do not get to sleep on the bed, when I lose my toys.


• HOBBIES: Looking cute so Mommy can't tell me no (I have perfected it!), being a princess, doing dog things –– you know, tug-a-war, day dreaming about chasing squirrels, slobbering.


• 5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Food, food, food, food, and food. Ok fine...well maybe also my favorite mitten toy, and water.


• VICES: Laying on pillows when I think people have left the room –– when no one is watching, or so I think. I always try to eat out of everyone else's food dish. Scavenging the floor like a vacuum for any crumbs someone might have dropped. Whining two hours before it is time to eat because I am a fatty and think I can eat whenever I want. Destroying toys within the first 5 minutes of getting them. Rolling around in the mud when it rains.


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Sleeping, wagging my tail, giving kisses, and being cute.