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  • TUESDAY DECEMBER 14 2010 2:19 AM

XOXmas Objects of Desire: SuicideGirls 2010 Gift Guide

By Blogbot

Ten XOXmas objects of desire – listed by price from fuck that’s expensive to I’ll take three of those.

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1. LEGO Star Wars Clone Turbo Tank ($119.99)

- Bristling with laser cannons and missiles, this Clone Turbo Tank may require some assembly

2. The Beer Lover’s Gourmet Gift Box ($75.00)

- Why stop at drinking beer when you can cook with it too. Contains booze-infused mustards, marinades and sauces.

3. iHome iP41 Rotating Alarm Clock for iPod and iPhone ($67.73)

- For Mac lovers who like to go to sleep and wake up with their iPhone.

4. Diana Plastic Lens & Adapter ($60.00)

- Gives even the most expensive Canon and Nikon SLRs and DSLRs the lo-fi appeal of the ’60s cut-price cult photographic classic.

5. Hello Kitty Friends Bow Hoodie ($46.00)

- As if Sanrio’s kitten wasn’t cute enough – check the bow action on the hood of this hoodie!

6. SuicideGirls Holiday Gift Package ($35.00)

- The gift of love – SG style. A year’s membership in gift card form – plus a copy of issue two of our magazine.

7. BabyCakes Vegan Chocolate Chip Cookies (1 lb / $22.99)

- All-natural, organic, and free of everything (gluten, dairy, egg and soy) except yumminess.

8. Smart Planet MCM-1 Mini Cupcake Maker ($19.99)

- The closet thing you’ll get to instant gratification, it makes 6 mini cupcakes in just 5 minutes.

9. Limited Edition PacMan Moleskin Notebooks ($14.99 -$19.99)

- A retro twist on the classic analog notebook celebrating Pac-Man’s 30th. Five different styles to chose from – each one comes with stickers!

10. Playstation Controller Shaped Soap ($19.00)

- Hi quality, vegan nine-ounce bar scented with fragrance oil blended to smell like Mountain Dew (now all you need is the matching Doritos shampoo!).

 
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SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

DEC 14, 2010 08:03 PM

I mostly just give out poorly drawn coupons good for foot and/or back rubs.