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  • THURSDAY OCTOBER 14 2010 12:04 AM

Doing it with Tara: Spookily Good Halloween Hummus

by Tara Diane

Yummmm, hummus is one of my favorite snacks. Here is my favorite hummus recipe, tuned specifically to my veggie hating, lemon-loving taste buds. Oh and I also included a festive way to serve it that will make your friends make fun of you behind your back!



What You’ll Need


  • 2 16 ounce cans of garbanzo beans (chickpeas), drained and rinsed

  • 6 oz. feta cheese (yummy!) OR a half teaspoon salt

  • 1 tsp -1 tbsp crushed red pepper, to taste

  • 1/3 cup lemon (less if you don’t want much citrus flavor)

  • 1/3 cup tahini

  • 2/3 cup water

  • 1/3 cup olive oil







You probably have most of these ingredients in your house, but tahini might be harder to find. All GOOD grocery stores I’ve looked for it at have had it, but it might take some searching. Look in the Asian/Indian/International section. Sometimes they have it by the peanut butter (that’s where I found it today). If in doubt, just ask. If they have no idea what the fuck it is, tell them it’s Middle Eastern, ground sesame seeds that look like runny peanut butter.



1. Drain and rinse your garbanzo beans (chickpeas) and put them into a food processor or blender. A food processor is preferable, but if you use a blender it just might take a bit longer and not grind as finely.



2. Add in all of your ingredients except the feta cheese (if you used salt go ahead and put it in). It’s going to look like a gross pile of weird vomit. Turn on your processor and blend for about two minutes to make it super creamy, scraping the sides if you think you need to.



3. Add in the feta cheese and mix for about ten seconds.



For a super cute way to serve it at a Halloween party, carve out a small pumpkin and pour in the dip! Sprinkle a little bit of feta and red peppers on top and serve it with some yummy pita chips.

All of your friends will like it. Just don’t leave it out for more than a couple of hours or your pumpkin will start drooling its nasty pumpkin juices in there.

Have a good week :]

 
Comments
motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

OCT 14, 2010 07:13 AM

If you can't find tahini, sauteeing some sesame seeds (they're really cheap at Penzey's) in the olive oil is a workable substitute. Man, I love hummus.

Jensen

Jensen

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

OCT 14, 2010 02:17 PM

That's a really good idea, tahini is so expensive :-/.

I forgot to write "two cloves of garlic" in the ingredients list. blush

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

OCT 14, 2010 02:49 PM

Jensenn said:
I forgot to write "two cloves of garlic" in the ingredients list. blush



I was about to give you a hard time about that.

Jensen

Jensen

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

OCT 14, 2010 05:00 PM

I know, huge mistake! At least it's in the second picture though!

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

OCT 15, 2010 12:06 AM

Hummus is maybe the only thing better than a handjob.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

OCT 15, 2010 12:26 AM

You know what I can never fucking find? Pita chips. I think they only sell them at like Sam's Club or something, at least in decent-sized bags. You can find the little lunch bags, or the slightly larger bags, but not the party-sized bags.

Jensen

Jensen

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

OCT 15, 2010 07:30 AM

Very true! They have those bags that have maybe three servings in them, which is pretty annoying.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

OCT 15, 2010 11:58 AM

I'm 20 minutes from the Toufayan bakeries. We can get fresh pita here that is significantly better than what they sell in the grocery stores. NOM.

Anyway, pita chips are simple: brush pita with a little olive oil, slice into squares and bake @ 400 until crispy.

Jensen

Jensen

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

OCT 15, 2010 12:45 PM

I did that (pitas, olive oil, oven) and brought them to a party and they were TERRIBLE. Like, hard as a rock. Nobody ate my hummus because my pita chips were inedible frown. Maybe I should try it again.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

OCT 15, 2010 01:48 PM

Like any baking, it is an art. Try pulling them from the oven when they just brown at the edges.

Clio

Clio

SUICIDEGIRL

Netherlands

OCT 15, 2010 05:10 PM

YUM!