What a great article.

I wonder who paid you to write it.

I cannot articulate just how fucking blown away I am right now.

It dispensed CUPCAKES!!!

I now hate Pepsi with the fire of a thousand suns.

Wasn't this a jay Leno bit? If not it should be it is exactly his speed and taste.

How far advertising has come, and yet stayed true to its core. What a bizarre and rare art form it has become. The best part is, it can never sell out!

Coke in a can is pretty good I'll say.

Yeah, I hate to see people having a good time. Sickening.

I bet this vending machine gets a lot of business still - people keep coming back to buy a coke just to see if there will be flowers or popcorn again. I know I would stop by once in a while.
It's behavioral conditioning, when you get a reward, you repeat the beahviour in hopes it will happen again.
And I think it's cute.

That would be multi-billion, with a 'B'

Man, this article title totally threw me off.

I expected it to be an insightful piece on society's relationship with drugs.

But at least now I have learned that corporate America just wants to give back to the community for all of the countless billions they've made off of us...because there is no way this love-in is just another gimmick to make more millions. I mean...there's even a hug there.

This is so depressing on many levels

Really, SG? Really?

Pffft. Oh c'mon...you know you love this new fall lineup.

It's like a Coke commercial.