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  • TUESDAY AUGUST 24 2010 12:03 AM

Tips to Picking a Sex Toy

by Angelita

As a sex shop employee, I know how difficult it is to pick a sex toy. You finally work up the courage to get into the sex shop and you’re greeted by a giant wall of synthetic dicks. Things aren’t much better shopping online either; how are you suppose to know if you’re going to want to put something on you junk if you can’t even touch it with you hands? To give you a hand — or at least a silicone fist — I’ve created this little tip list to help you find the best sex toy for you!

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[Mala Suicide in Daddys Girl]


  • Don’t shop online, go to the sex shop! It can be awkward for some of us, I know, but it makes all the difference in the world to feel the vibration/material/texture/weight of the toy BEFORE you go to town with. All sex shops will open the packaging for you to figure this stuff out because they want to limit any possibility of you attempting to return the toy. Just ask the employee, which, again, can be awkward but sex toys can be expensive and you don’t want to blow a load… of cash on something that doesn’t vibrate enough to get you off.

  • Determine what you want to do with your toy before going to the store. While this seems like a simple enough question at first, I cannot tell you how many times asking this question has induce a blank stare in my customers. Think about what you like or what you think you might like. Do you get off from clitoral stimulation or g-spot? Or both? Do you want a male masturbator/”pocket pussy” because it’s been awhile since you’ve seen action or do you just want to make a handy with you significant other more interesting? Do you want to use it in the bathtub? Knowing exactly what you want to do with the toy will help narrow your search significantly.

  • Materials are important! Don’t just put anything on/in your junk! The sex toy industry is not regulated and some toys have a lot of nasty chemicals in them that you don’t want in or on you body. For example, stay away from toys that don’t say phthalate-free. Phthalate is a chemical used to make softer, more jelly-like toys and is known to cause cancer. Also, many toys are porous, which means they act like a giant bacteria sponge, you can never sterilize them, and you should replace them after more than a year if you’re not wearing a condom over the toy when it’s in use. The only non-porous toy materials are glass, metals, and 100% Medical Grade Silicone. However, make sure the packaging says “100% Medical Grade Silicone,” any sex toy can be labeled “silicone” as long as it has 10% silicone and only a 100% silicone is non-porous.


  • While this list is nowhere near definitive, knowing these three simple things will definitely point you in the right direction when picking out your toy. That’s it for now, but keep on the look out for more posts from me on how to find the best bang for your buck.

     
    Comments
    Rizzo

    Rizzo

    SUICIDEGIRL

    Illinois, USA

    AUG 24, 2010 08:02 AM

    As a sex shop employee, this article isn't nearly as in-depth as it should be.

    Cherry2000

    Cherry2000

    Calgary, AB
    July 2009

    AUG 24, 2010 08:30 AM

    Rizzo said:
    As a sex shop employee, this article isn't nearly as in-depth as it should be.



    To be fair though...


    While this list is nowhere near definitive, knowing these three simple things will definitely point you in the right direction when picking out your toy. That’s it for now, but keep on the look out for more posts from me on how to find the best bang for your buck.


    Rizzo

    Rizzo

    SUICIDEGIRL

    Illinois, USA

    AUG 24, 2010 08:43 AM

    Yeah but if you're gonna write about something don't do it half-assed.

    Invisible_Man

    Invisible_Man

    I'm lost
    May 2009

    AUG 24, 2010 10:04 AM

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    The last dildo you'll ever need.

    Lemonkid

    Lemonkid

    Canada
    May 2003

    AUG 24, 2010 12:08 PM

    Invisible_Man said:
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    The last dildo you'll ever need.



    I see your dildo.. and raise you

    Martini

    Martini

    SUICIDEGIRL

    Ontario, Canada

    AUG 24, 2010 12:27 PM

    Lemonkid said:

    Invisible_Man said:
    zoom image

    The last dildo you'll ever need.



    I see your dildo.. and raise you



    is that second one a sextoy??
    if so, i want both.

    xo

    Lemonkid

    Lemonkid

    Canada
    May 2003

    AUG 24, 2010 06:43 PM

    Martini said:

    is that second one a sextoy??
    if so, i want both.

    xo



    It is indeed.

    ombraboxer

    ombraboxer

    Canada
    September 2006

    AUG 24, 2010 06:50 PM

    Rizzo said:
    As a sex shop employee, this article isn't nearly as in-depth as it should be.



    agreed. well as an ex sex shop employee...

    Martini

    Martini

    SUICIDEGIRL

    Ontario, Canada

    AUG 24, 2010 06:57 PM

    Lemonkid said:

    Martini said:

    is that second one a sextoy??
    if so, i want both.

    xo



    It is indeed.



    i drooled a bit...

    xo

    Lemonkid

    Lemonkid

    Canada
    May 2003

    AUG 24, 2010 07:10 PM

    Martini said:

    Lemonkid said:

    Martini said:

    is that second one a sextoy??
    if so, i want both.

    xo



    It is indeed.



    i drooled a bit...

    xo



    We're so tight.