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I Am So Over This Buddhism Shit

So I’m sitting cross-legged in the meditation hall at the San Francisco Zen Center a couple days ago. Incense wafts through the air, bells are rung, ancient chants are intoned, and then profound silence descends. The assembled monks embark on their meditative journeys to the centers of their minds. All at once a thought bubbles up to the surface of my consciousness, like an arrow piercing the cold emptiness of the pre-dawn air.

I am soooo over this shit.

God how I fucking hate it. After 25 years of doing this stupid crap, stick a fork in me, I am done. When I was a youngster the mere idea of sitting in a temple with a group of dedicated monks all pursuing the sacred Dharma gave me an iron-hard boner you could have sliced pound cake with. How I longed for that serenity, that peace. How I fantasized of ascending to the heights of Supreme, Unsurpassed, Perfect Enlightenment. How I dreamed of the day I might be in the very spot I’m in right now, living the life of a wandering monk, flitting here and there from temple to temple absorbing the words of the wise and dispensing my own wisdom to those new to the Way, spending my days deepening my practice.

But god-dammit I’d rather be at Amoeba Records right now. It’s just up Haight Street. I could be there in 20 minutes. I think that new Om record must be out by now, the one they recorded live in Jerusalem. Maybe even that new Robyn Hitchcock boxed set. But noooooo. I not only signed up for this shit, I signed up to do a five-day long zazen intensive at the Berkeley Zen Center right afterwards, followed immediately by two weeks cloistered at Tassajara monastery deep in the mountains of Carmel Valley — where there are no record stores at all. Fuck. What in God’s name was I thinking?


One of the greatest things about Zen practice is that it’s incredibly portable. You don’t need anything special. You don’t need a temple or monastery. You don’t need to memorize any chants or read any books. You don’t need a congregation. Zen goes anywhere you go. You can do your sitting on a rolled up towel in your dorm room, which is how I started.

But human beings like to do things together. We’re social creatures. And so a monastic tradition also developed within Buddhism. A lotta folks think that if you’re not hip to the monastery thang you ain’t no Buddhist. They’re wrong. Shakyamuni himself did not come to his understanding as a member of any religious order, and there is a laundry list as long as your arm of other great teachers who either shunned monastic life, or came to monastic life after establishing the Way on their own, or who did a bit of the monastic stuff when it was necessary but largely stayed away from it. The non-monastic tradition in Buddhism is just as vital as the monastic one.

But the pull towards making Buddhism a social thing, and only a social thing, is strong. In America, we seem dead set on turning Buddhism into a string of socially agreed upon clichés and buzzwords.

A couple weeks ago or so I put a post up on my blog in which I moaned about some of the buzzwords and neo-traditions that have become au currant among American Buddhists these days. One was that dependable puppy dog of a word, “mindfulness.” Christ I hate that word. The word seems to indicate some vague state of thinking hard about what you’re doing. And I know we’re all taught that we should think about what we’re doing. But that’s not the Buddhist approach. Do what you’re doing. When thinking becomes a distraction, stop thinking and get back to doing. I’m also sick to death of hearing hipster Buddha dudes use the word “skillful” to describe things they like and “unskillful” to describe things they don’t. It’s a total misuse of the old Buddhist idea of upaya, or “skillful means,” by which ancient Buddhist teachers are said to have taught in unorthodox ways. These days it just means whatever’s under discussion didn’t rub the guy who called it “skillful” the wrong way. I’m also fed up with the concept of the “dharma talk,” which has come to mean something like, “guys in funny robes using buzzwords like ‘mindfulness’ and ‘skillful’ to lull people who think of themselves as ‘spiritually minded’ to sleep.” I’m tired of watching entire audiences nod out like opium addicts while smiling knowingly whenever a favorite word or phrase floats through the haze.

Whatever. Anyway, after I said this stuff a whole buncha folks got really mad about it. Fine. Be as mad as you want. I, myself, am not the least bit angry about this. I was just fed up with it and continue to be fed up with it.

Back when I was first in punk rock, the thing that irked me the most, and finally drove me out of punk rock altogether, was the fact that the philosophy we espoused was all about questioning things. And yet you were not allowed to question punk rock itself. It was great to question Reagan and nuclear proliferation and the cops and school. But if you started asking things like, why do we all have to wear leather jackets, or why can't we have vocal harmonies in some of the songs, or why can't I grow my hair long if I want, that was taboo.

American Buddhism as it stands today is pretty much the same way. Buddhism isn't that way. But the stuff that lotsa people call "Buddhism" is. It's a subtle distinction, I know. But an important one.

So when I started calling bullshit on the idea of mindfulness, and skillfulness and "Dharma talks," the reaction was almost identical to what used to happen when I'd go on stage at hardcore shows in the early '80s with long hair and bell-bottoms. You can't do that! We can challenge everything in the world, but don't you dare challenge us!

If Buddhism can’t be challenged it isn’t Buddhism anymore.

We're all looking for a place to settle. We want stability. We want something dependable. Buddhism is all about addressing that very issue. It aims for the ultimate stable resting place. But Buddhism takes things in a very different direction from our habitual way of dealing with our longing for stability. Religions and subculture movements like punk rock want to reduce things to formulas. Believe that Jesus Christ is the one true Son of God and you're all right. But the words "Jesus Christ is the one true Son of God" mean something absolutely different to each individual who uses them. Words such as “mindfulness” and the like take on all kinds of different meanings when they reach the mass culture. And when they stop meaning anything useful it’s time to retire them.

This is hard for lots of folks to get a grip on. They want Buddhism to be like a bumper sticker, “Buddha said it, I believe it and that settles it.” But that’s not the Buddhist way.

At any rate I’m totally over all that stuff big time. And yet, by the time you read this I’ll be finishing up one retreat and heading off to another — being all “mindful” and listening to skillfully delivered Dharma talks.

Sometimes even when you’re over stuff you still gotta do it anyway. Sometimes you gotta do it especially when you’re over it.

Brad Warner is the author of Hardcore Zen and Sit Down and Shut Up!. He maintains a blog about Buddhist stuff and a MySpace page too. If you're in Southern California and you want to try some Zazen for yourself, he has a group that meets every Saturday in Santa Monica.

The new CD by Zero Defex, with Brad on bass, is available now from CD Baby. Get yours today!



 

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noisymonkey

noisymonkey

Pittsburgh, PA
October 2006

JUN 24, 2008 08:42 AM

heya guys, not a buddhist but believe in what buddhism is trying to accomplish for us all and wanted to contribute.

i really don't get why digg has to drag on with the buddhism schtick "especially" when he's over it.

you're an intelligent individual, so i'm interested in your frame of mind sir.

i'm sure its like being in a job that one is committed to, at least physically, but in these days, seriously, that just isn't enough, is it? There's gotta be a reason your stickin it out, but all i could read into was your choices are either "get off" at the record store or sit through the meditations for whatever reason. Is that right or even close?

Seems to me the whole retreat thing has become just the opposite, and the kind of retreat you might really need is to spend like a month doing nothing BUT the record stores and that kind of stuff. kind of remind yourself why its so fucking cool to be alive and work so damn hard for humanity in the first place.

You've got infinite options man, use that brain power you've been building for all these years and focus on a direction that is fulfilling and turns you on, otherwise your just bein a drag!

VortexMK

VortexMK

Macedonia
January 2008

JUN 24, 2008 11:08 AM

Sellout. smile

defaultx

defaultx

I'm lost
February 2006

JUN 24, 2008 02:42 PM

mellon

mellon

USA
October 2004

JUN 24, 2008 03:36 PM

Nolan, you never have to do anything you don't want to do. You just said something that I think is inaccurate, and I tried to clarify. I don't get why it's condescending to suggest that you read the Diamond Cutter Sutra. If you care to know what the Mahayana path is about, read it. If you don't care, why did you make a statement about the Mahayana path? And why are you upset that I said something that contradicts your statement?

If in fact you acknowledge that my motivation for speaking was good, then your annoyance at what I said can only be coming from one place: your mind. So the problem isn't with what I said - it's with your reaction to it. Would you rather pave the ground of the world with leather to protect your feet, or put on some shoes?

Mr. Matt, when we do retreats, the point is to get to a place where we don't glom on to every stimulus and react to it. Our minds become clear and focused, and we can concentrate on what we want to concentrate on. What that is varies. Meditation is a tool, and there are many things you can do with it.

More specifically, what I am retreating from when I go into retreat is the mind that I have when I'm out of retreat: the one that gets upset when it hears or sees things it doesn't like, and gets caught up in silly activities that aren't much fun and aren't of any benefit to anyone. I'm always reluctant to go into retreat, but once I'm there, it's unbelievably sweet.

Viking

Viking

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JUN 24, 2008 04:50 PM

Nolan_Void said:
If I'm not mistaken, didn't Mahayana Buddhism spring from the idea of giving Buddhism back to the people, of practicing for the sake of everyone? I think this is the greatest concept we can take away from the school of thought as I know it.



Nobody practises a religion for the benefit of others. You do it for yourself. Its a very personal thing.
An atheist housewife doesn't think to herself, oh, screw giving $5 to charity every week, I'll better benefit society by becoming a Buddhist.
I mean it might benefit society, but that's secondary. We choose these things because we want them, for ourselves.
That's my opinion. Feel free to correct me? confused

mellon

mellon

USA
October 2004

JUN 24, 2008 05:17 PM

Rory, what a strange thing to say. Have you never read the New Testament? What do you think the practice of Christianity is? It's completely about serving others. Likewise with Mahayana Buddhism.

It's true that you practice for your own reasons. But it's not true that "because it benefits others" can't be one of those reasons. It's also true that you can't practice a religion because someone else asks you to, or wants you to.

Indeed, sometimes we practice our religion even when the people we're supposedly benefiting would very much prefer that we just drop it. E.g., my father is an atheist, and he raised me to be one too, and it's a big disappointment to him that I turned out to be a religious nut.

I don't know, maybe I'm a weirdo, but the question I always ask myself about an activity is "does this scale?" Meaning, if everybody did it, what would the world look like? My practice is to be generous, and understanding, and forgiving, and to avoid ignorance. I don't do it very well, but I do it a lot better than I did before I started *trying* to do it. So to me the benefit is obvious, and the result of it scaling would definitely be a better world.

Nolan_Void

Nolan_Void

Salisbury, NC
July 2004

JUN 24, 2008 06:15 PM

mellon said:
Nolan, you never have to do anything you don't want to do. You just said something that I think is inaccurate, and I tried to clarify. I don't get why it's condescending to suggest that you read the Diamond Cutter Sutra. If you care to know what the Mahayana path is about, read it. If you don't care, why did you make a statement about the Mahayana path? And why are you upset that I said something that contradicts your statement?

If in fact you acknowledge that my motivation for speaking was good, then your annoyance at what I said can only be coming from one place: your mind. So the problem isn't with what I said - it's with your reaction to it. Would you rather pave the ground of the world with leather to protect your feet, or put on some shoes?

Mr. Matt, when we do retreats, the point is to get to a place where we don't glom on to every stimulus and react to it. Our minds become clear and focused, and we can concentrate on what we want to concentrate on. What that is varies. Meditation is a tool, and there are many things you can do with it.

More specifically, what I am retreating from when I go into retreat is the mind that I have when I'm out of retreat: the one that gets upset when it hears or sees things it doesn't like, and gets caught up in silly activities that aren't much fun and aren't of any benefit to anyone. I'm always reluctant to go into retreat, but once I'm there, it's unbelievably sweet.



Maybe it is coming from my mind, and maybe you talk down to people. It's all a matter of perspective I guess. Seems kind of like you have a narcissistic "don't you see why you are so wrong about everything, silly?" kind of way of saying things. That's pretty much why I quit the Buddhism group, but now I'm just putting you on ignore.

adam_vincent

adam_vincent

Austin, TX
November 2002

JUN 24, 2008 06:18 PM

OM rules.

mellon

mellon

USA
October 2004

JUN 24, 2008 06:54 PM

Eh. I speak as if I know what I'm talking about. Dunno why that's a bad thing.

noisymonkey

noisymonkey

Pittsburgh, PA
October 2006

JUN 25, 2008 09:43 AM

oops, i meant brian, not digg.

noisymonkey

noisymonkey

Pittsburgh, PA
October 2006

JUN 25, 2008 02:15 PM

this might just be conjecture, but it feels pretty close to right for me.

Do you guys think enlightenment is the end all purpose of buddhism? i'm not afraid of getting into semantics here, but to me enlightenment is simply becoming aware of the fact that people other than yourself matter just as much as yourself, thus implying that helping those people is just as important as helping yourself. the whole "we're all one" spiel. Its that simple, and its the most profound thing i can imagine.

that might not seem like a big deal to some people, but here, hopefully, we can all agree that it it is something worth forming a religion over.

With that definition, i think its safe to say that pretty much everyone has reached, reaches, will reach enlightenment at some point in their life, albeit temporarily. If you hurt someone's feelings you care about, you feel a little bad. If you make someone happy, it makes you happy.

what makes an enlightened person different from one who attains enlightenment is that the enlightened person strives to be aware of this profound truth during the majority of their wakefulness. most people might enjoy it while its occurring, but won't have the capacity to operate on that kind of wavelength for any stretch of time, (for lots of very real, very understandable reasons, of course.)

If we can agree (or not) on these basic ideas, then to me it seems obvious that brian has attained the tools that buddhism sets out to grant the individual. Whereas many monks seek salvation in buddhism, i'll bet the buddha was trying to impart that what he was teaching was just one small part to moving on and up. So once you have those tools, being generally aware that people matter, then sitting around the halls becomes redundant. its time to figure out how to apply those tools in a socially constructive manner, not stash yourself away in the monastery.

I don't see buddhism as the end goal, i do believe that enlightenment is but one part to our humanity, necessary and vital to our taking the next step to realizing our potential/goal/whatever. If youre really down with what the religion is about, than once you get the basic idea, its time to use those new wings to figure out what needs to be done next.

So is it blasphemy to suggest that enlightenment isn't some near impossible state of mind that you have to become a devout monk to realize, but instead something that is and should be a normal part of our human development? And also, don't you think that once you do get it, its important to move on so we can realize the next step we need to take in order to thrive as human beings?

i hope im making some sense here because it took a great deal of effort to organize these ideas into something readable. whatever

mellon

mellon

USA
October 2004

JUN 25, 2008 02:36 PM

It certainly would be worthwhile to have a religion whose entire point is kindness. However, what you've described isn't Buddhism as it's practiced today, for the most part. Possibly it's what the Buddha intended for people to understand, but if so, the sutras passed down to us from him over the millennia have been badly corrupted.

Generally speaking, the sutras talk about various different kinds of Buddhist practice, but the common thread that goes through all the practices is the idea of future lives. If you don't accept the idea of future lives, then your version of Buddhism is the best you can do. And it's not bad, or wrong.

But really the thrust of the Buddhist teachings is the notion of cyclical existence - this is the first of the four noble truths. The problem with cyclical existence is that even if you work really hard to be a nice guy in this life, there's no guarantee that you'll do that again in the next life. And so there's no freedom. You just keep repeating the same mistakes over and over again, and experiencing the results of those mistakes.

So if you really can't buy the idea of cyclical existence, I think the practice you're talking about is a good one, and you should follow it. And you can call it Buddhism if you want, or "Buddhism Lite," as some Buddhists call it. I tend to jump in and clarify when people say that what you're describing is Buddhism, though, because it's not what most Buddhists are thinking of when they refer to themselves as Buddhists.

noisymonkey

noisymonkey

Pittsburgh, PA
October 2006

JUN 25, 2008 03:13 PM

Ah! i am completely down with past&future lives/reincarnation/try try again. And i wouldn't say being a nice guy is what matters, but rather being aware of other people as individual and sacred things that are vital to your own existence. So if one understands that everyone is part and parcel to the whole, than naturally (or ideally) they'll work constructively with others, therefore accelerating their absolution from karma.

If you can resolve your current issues with your karmic baggage, then next time around you'll be working with higher levels of karma, or even with other people's karma, which i think is what the mahayana is about, or at least the boddhissatvas.


WillDaBeast

WillDaBeast

Three Rivers, MI
January 2004

JUN 25, 2008 08:33 PM

Taoism FTW! or not.

mellon

mellon

USA
October 2004

JUN 25, 2008 10:20 PM

Hm. Well, what you're describing is something I've heard other people express as well. It's not Buddhism as I understand it - it seems some some sort of Hinduism, if I understand Hinduism at all correctly (which is not completely unlikely, but not very likely either).

From the perspective of my lineage, the problem with what you're describing is that you don't have the luxury of "working through your issues." Because the thing that causes your future lives is karma. And if you examine your own life, even if you've lived a good life, you can probably find cases where you've committed fairly heinous deeds. I don't mean you've killed someone, but you've done something that in retrospect you really wish you hadn't done. And then there are probably lots of little things you've done that weren't major bad deeds, but were nevertheless negative in some way. Or maybe you haven't. I don't mean this sarcastically - some people really do live pretty clean lives. It's unusual, but it happens.

The problem is, so great, you lived a clean life. What's to stop some bad deed you did in a /previous/ life from being the thing that produces your next life? If you have past and future lives, it's kind of ridiculous to think that you have been around for a limited period of time. If this life leads to the next, then you can say that about your previous life as well, and its previous life, and so on. There's never a life that you'd come to thinking back that way that would be the first.

So even if you work through some karmic stuff in this life, eventually some bad shit is going to come around and you're going to wind up in the crapper. That's just the way cyclic existence goes.

And that's the point of enlightenment. The point of enlightenment is to stop the cycle. It's not to reach a higher level, but rather to transcend levels entirely. Once you reach enlightenment, you can't go back - you're enlightened. You can never be forced to take a rebirth where bad things happen to you. Some people take this to mean that you are gone, but you're not - you're just free.

It's kind of scary, and I think it's why people tend to shy away from the idea of enlightenment as something more than a nice state of mind. Is it more true than what you said? Who knows. But I think it's worth thinking about.

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