This is Your Brain on Drugs
FRIDAY MAY 9 2008 9:30 AM
Submitted by crispy. Edited By crispy.
TAGS: bong, skull, grave desecration, idiots
Back when I was young and foolish, my friends and I found various inventive ways to smoke weed: carrots, apples, tin foil, an empty beer can - all fairly common things easily turned into a bowl when we needed one.
Some kids in Texas got a little more creative.
Three Kingwood teens have been arrested and accused of digging up a secluded grave and removing a skull in Humble, a city north of Houston.
Kevin Wade Jones, 17, and Matthew Richard Gonzalez, 17, both of Kingwood, told Houston police that around March 15 they and a 16-year old juvenile dug up a grave, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a "bong," a device used to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.
To paraphrase Jeff Spicoli: "That's my skull, man!"
Seriously, though, at what point do you decide to desecrate a fucking grave to make a bong out of a dead guy's skull? And what kind of engineering goes into something like that? And wouldn't the skull be all nasty and goopy and shit?
The mind boggles.

















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