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  • TUESDAY APRIL 22 2008 10:30 PM

Will Fuck for Net Neutrality

Submitted by roguemind

Edited by crispy

Tags: sex, virgin, net neutrality, media

Internet regulations. Media tycoons. Virgins. Tania Derveaux.
What do these things have in common?

Well, if you are a virgin and you can prove that you support Network Neutrality, Tania will pay her own travel expenses to come have sex with you.

* applicants must be 18yrs old or above
* condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania's body without any oral or vaginal contact
* Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs
* multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance
* if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity
* applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
* applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer
* Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons


Here is the accompanying video:



I am not really sure what else to say here ...

I fully support keeping the internet unregulated and neutral. I suppose using sex to get a message out is nothing new, either. Just watch any channel on TV for a few minutes and you will see some company playing to your pants to sell their product. This woman just takes things a bit further.

The fact that she will pay her own way into your bedroom begs another question: Where do they get their funding?

I am going to leave that one alone.

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Salieri

Salieri

Denmark
July 2004

APR 22, 2008 10:52 PM

SG Virgins! It's your time to shine!

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

APR 22, 2008 10:55 PM

She's a total cocktease. Trust me, I know.

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

APR 22, 2008 10:56 PM

Subrosa said:
She's a total cocktease. Trust me, I know.


HA!

Awesome.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

APR 22, 2008 11:07 PM

crispy said:

Subrosa said:
She's a total cocktease. Trust me, I know.


HA!

Awesome.



NEVER FORGET: Blue Balls '07.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)






frown frown

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

I'm lost
January 2006

APR 22, 2008 11:21 PM

If proponents of Net Neutrality really want to convince people of their point of view, they need to come up with a simple, easily digestible to the layman version of their platform, but something more substantial than "Net Neutrality good! Corporations bad!"

Honestly, I don't even understand the issue enough to really care one way or the other. It's just something that I continually hear popping up that I've not been able to wrap my head around.

NiuNiu

NiuNiu

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

APR 22, 2008 11:28 PM

RudieCantFail said:
If proponents of Net Neutrality really want to convince people of their point of view, they need to come up with a simple, easily digestible to the layman version of their platform, but something more substantial than "Net Neutrality good! Corporations bad!"

Honestly, I don't even understand the issue enough to really care one way or the other. It's just something that I continually hear popping up that I've not been able to wrap my head around.



...but.. she's pretty hot.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

I'm lost
January 2006

APR 22, 2008 11:30 PM

NiuNiu said:
...but.. she's pretty hot.



Not for me.

p_hirou

p_hirou

France
November 2007

APR 23, 2008 02:00 AM

Tania is THE real Suicide Girl, ready to commit Suicide with me to save Net Neutrality(I can prove evidence that I am a Virgin) !

Thanks and honour to Tania !

To give my part I will pay a Business Class Air France ticket to Tania and return of course (but unclosed because there are many Virgins here in France and Tania's Tour will be successull with no doubt !).

But PLEASE, PLEASE, I don't like the 3 guys to come with her and look at us during the service to be provided !!! Anyway I won't pay their trip ! Even if they try to convince me 2 hours long !

Can you include this URGENT precision into the contract ???

Then I will sign immediatly. Because it is really a BIG issue.

I mean really BIG.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

APR 23, 2008 06:22 AM

p_hirou said:
Tania is THE real Suicide Girl, ready to commit Suicide with me to save Net Neutrality(I can prove evidence that I am a Virgin) !

Thanks and honour to Tania !

To give my part I will pay a Business Class Air France ticket to Tania and return of course (but unclosed because there are many Virgins here in France and Tania's Tour will be successull with no doubt !).

But PLEASE, PLEASE, I don't like the 3 guys to come with her and look at us during the service to be provided !!! Anyway I won't pay their trip ! Even if they try to convince me 2 hours long !

Can you include this URGENT precision into the contract ???

Then I will sign immediatly. Because it is really a BIG issue.

I mean really BIG.



Um, this isn't Tania's website.

Also, *shudder*

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

APR 23, 2008 07:09 AM

p_hirou said:
Tania is THE real Suicide Girl, ready to commit Suicide with me to save Net Neutrality...



hey now, i wouldn't go as far as calling anal sex "suicide."

Ascanius

Ascanius

USA
October 2006

APR 23, 2008 07:11 AM

p_hirou said:
Tania is THE real Suicide Girl, ready to commit Suicide with me to save Net Neutrality(I can prove evidence that I am a Virgin) !



Le petit mort?

Also, I knew her little helper looked familiar!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

APR 23, 2008 10:18 AM

p_hirou said:
Tania is THE real Suicide Girl, ready to commit Suicide with me to save Net Neutrality(I can prove evidence that I am a Virgin) !

Thanks and honour to Tania !

To give my part I will pay a Business Class Air France ticket to Tania and return of course (but unclosed because there are many Virgins here in France and Tania's Tour will be successull with no doubt !).

But PLEASE, PLEASE, I don't like the 3 guys to come with her and look at us during the service to be provided !!! Anyway I won't pay their trip ! Even if they try to convince me 2 hours long !

Can you include this URGENT precision into the contract ???

Then I will sign immediatly. Because it is really a BIG issue.

I mean really BIG.


Um ... you might want to click the link in the article, big guy.
You can fill out your application for Tania there.

Make sure to let us all know how that works out for you.

livertarian

livertarian

Fairfax, VA
February 2008

APR 23, 2008 01:50 PM

The video makes total sense, despite the thick Belgian accents.

Their indictment of Virgin Media's plan in the UK seems correct.

Should we be surprised that a major corporation would have more leverage over the internet in a socialist country? Nobody believes it, even in the face of evidence: Big Government doesn't do shit to stop Big Business, and they never will, because they are the same people.

These guys talk about a boycott - that is the ONLY way to fight the "evil corporations." Your dollars are the only weapon against these problems, not your votes for more regulation. Taking these worries to Washington only makes matters worse. Vote Libertarian.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

APR 23, 2008 02:00 PM

livertarian said:
Vote Libertarian.



... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you lost me.

BobbinTB

BobbinTB

American Falls, ID
July 2004

APR 23, 2008 02:10 PM

dammit! and i lost my virginity las year!

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