Everyone loves sex, and everyone loves electricity ... so, why not combine the two? Two great tastes that taste great together, right?
Maybe not.
Kirsten Taylor, 29, was found unconscious Wednesday night at the couple's Lower Windsor Township home. She was taken to York Hospital, where she was pronounced dead.
I'm sure they were playing safely, so what could have possibly gone wrong?
Toby Taylor, 37, first claimed that his wife Kirsten was shocked by her hair dryer. But he then admitted that the couple was "into weird sexual behaviors," according to a probable cause affidavit. Taylor then explained that he hooks clips to his wife's nipples and "plugs the cord into a electric strip" and shocks her. On Wednesday evening, Taylor said, Kirsten removed her clothes, attached the clips, and shocked herself. He then picked up the electric strip and shocked her several more times, adding that he had placed a piece of electric tape over her mouth during the jolts. After the last shock, Kirsten, 29, "fell over on to her face."
Ohm my God!!
Taylor told investigators that the couple had "been engaging in electric shock sex and other types of extreme bondage for about 2 years."
Well, everybody needs an outlet.
But use a safe word, people. SAFE WORD!!
Oh, wait ... she had electrical tape over her mouth.
Nevermind.
York County Coroner Barry Bloss called it a case of "bizarre sex."
"I have never seen anything like this," Bloss said. "Even if you did it before, you have to know you could kill someone."
Shocking, isn't it?
Positively revolting, even.
Mr. Taylor has been charged with involuntary manslaughter and reckless endangerment.

Mrs. Taylor was charged with electrified nipple clips.
crispy deeply regrets making light of the situation.
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