Anyone who has ever lived in an apartment building and had to share the laundry facilities knows the frustration of having people leave their clothes in the washer or dryer long after the machine has finished.
If you're like me, you move the wet clothes into an open dryer, or the dry clothes onto the top of the dryer.
If you're like Ronnie Ballard of Madison, Wisconsin, you take a shit in the washer.
Every so often, apartment residents at 6769 Schroeder Road would find human feces in their laundry if they left it untended in a basement laundry room.
Wait ... it gets better.
Two people also reported finding feces in their shoes and boots in an apartment hallway.
Ballard was arrested after a woman whose "laundry had been soiled" chased him back to his apartment and called the police.
In what must have been a very strange court appearance, Ballard was given a little friendly advice.
He appeared in court Thursday, where Dane County Court Commissioner Todd Meurer, saying words he never thought he'd say, ordered Ballard to only defecate in toilets.
What a novel idea.
Just so you can get an even better visual: According to the documents posted on The Smoking Gun, this guy is 6'4" and weighs 345 lbs.

The complaint, a copy of which you'll find below, quotes one resident's reaction when she discovered the ruined sneakers: "He shit in someone's Reebok." The document adds that Felicia Walton, owner of the sneakers, "had not given anyone permission to defecate in her shoes and she was disturbed."
I'd be disturbed, too.
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