If I was the publisher of a major newspaper, this would be the headline every single day.

Someone should tape a Packer's jersey to this guy!

I think he must have lived in Evanston around 2001-2003. A top loader in my condo building got bombed once.

I am just curious about the mechanics of that. Did he just perch himself on top of the washer with a magazine? Did he bring toilet paper? I can't even poo outside of my own house, let alone in a public laundry facility in a washing machine.

Borderline sociopath with overly comfortable bowels: A disgusting combination!

I wonder if the man ever realized that this would only make the laundry have to stay in the washing machine longer.

You are correct.

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I moved my "extra content" into the article itself.

Why I didn't just do that last night?
I have no idea.
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A bear got loose in the city. A bespectacled, ill-mannered, hairless bear.

This is another great argument for habitat conservation.

I have not given anyone permission to shit in my shoes, and I am disturbed.

i couldn't count on my fingers the number of times i wanted to do this in the barracks. ruh oh.

I gave someone permission last week, but I require permission to be granted for each additional incident.

Ask permission next time, dammit! That's all I ask.

You can't do anything for fun anymore, somebody has to tell you you're not Bob Dylan.

lol damn...that is some messed up shit (no pun intended).


but I do sort of wish he made a candid appearance in my dorm laundry room sometimes to deter the assholes who live down the hall from leaving their laundry in the washer/dryer for days...jerks. lol

Yeah, that's gross.


That being said - I have often wanted to do something similarly heinous to the assholes in my apartment complex. Because they leave laundry in the machines, AND on top of the machines. For DAYS.

Assholes.


But I still wouldn't crap in the slippers. That's just uncivil.