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Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: Santa Claus Died for Your Sins

Merry Christmas Eve from your local Buddhist columnist!

I’m down in Knoxville, Tennessee with my sister and her family. This week I appeared on my niece, Skylar’s YouTube show. Check it out:




Also check out my blog for the outtake version.

Tonight children all over the world go to sleep believing a mysterious man will break into their house late at night to leave them fabulous gifts. My niece is 11 and gave up on Santa Claus a few years ago. But she has some friends her age who, she says, still believe or at least pretend to believe to please their parents. I gave up on Santa when I was about seven, but my sister was two years younger so I made-believe I believed a bit longer. But I think most kids have outgrown the Santa myth by first or second grade.

For kids raised in religious families, the time you stop believing in Santa (or Hanukkah Harry or Kris Kwanza or whoever you choose) is often highly traumatic. I mean if Santa, Rudolph and the toy making elves aren’t real, what about the Father, Son and Holy Ghost? Even though my own family was not religious, I can clearly recall going through this dilemma in my childhood. For friends of mine who grew up in more religious households the realization that Santa was made-up triggered a massive crisis of faith from which some of them still haven’t recovered.

Faith is a tricky subject. While some Christians try to pass amendments recognizing Christmas, other Christians don't even have faith in Christmas. When faith means believing in the literal reality of things you cannot see, hear or touch you’re bound to run into trouble. In that very narrow sense of faith, faith in the reality of Santa’s Workshop in the North Pole and faith in the reality of Heaven and its Angels on High are precisely the same. They are both objects of the mind and, as such, both equally insubstantial and unreal. There is no more reason for a rational person to believe any more in one than the other.

This is why faith often turns people into psychopaths. It’s very hard to maintain the façade of believing in something you know deep down is just a figment of your imagination. In order to try and destroy your perfectly reasonable doubts you have to resort to all kinds of crazy shit. You might even fly a couple of airplanes into some big buildings just to prove to everyone you really believe in some bizarre fantasy although you know perfectly well you don’t.

People who come to Buddhism trying to escape from that kind of faith into something more sensible are often shocked when they hear Buddhists talk about faith. In fact a lot of Buddhists avoid talking about faith to those unfamiliar with the Buddhist take on the subject for fear of scaring them off. This sometimes leads people to feel they’ve been duped when they finally hear their teachers mention the subject a couple of years into the practice.

But faith and belief are important aspects of Buddhism. Human beings need faith and belief. This is one of the many reasons atheism is such an unsatisfactory alternative to religion. When we try to completely give up on faith and belief we feel empty and discontented. Like that poster on Agent Mulder’s wall says, we all want to believe. And like Agent Mulder, when traditional religions fail we’ll turn to UFOs, or Comet Hale-Bopp, or the The Dear Leader, or just about any whacky thing just to satisfy the very deep desire we all have to have faith in something.

To be sure, a lot of what falls under the heading of faith in what passes for Buddhism these days is little more than the substitution of one fantasy for another. Even the faith in “Enlightenment experiences” professed by some mutant strains of Zen Buddhism is just another fantasy. For my man, Dogen, though, faith was never directed at any object of mind. Faith was a matter of practice. You could have faith in the practice of zazen because you could actually enter into the practice yourself at any time. It’s not necessary to hang on to any belief in things unseen or far away. As your practice deepens, your real experience of the object of your faith grows. You come to see that the image of reality you’ve been fed by your parents, teachers, and religious leaders is utterly mistaken.

Tim McCarthy, my first Zen teacher, always liked to say that to practice Zazen you need an equal amount of doubt and faith. Without some kind of faith it’s just too damned hard even to sit yourself down on the cushion and do the practice. But without an equal amount of doubt, you’re far too likely to fly off into some kind of fantasy about the practice. The mistake that religions all make is to try to promote faith exclusively and kill all doubt. That just makes people crazy.

As far as Santa Claus is concerned, I’ve gone from not believing in him to having complete faith that he really exists. This comes from the explanation I heard my sister give Skylar about her take on Santa. Santa, she said, is just a name for the spirit of free giving that exists in all of us. The image of Santa as a fat man in a red suit is just an image we’ve created to express that spirit of free giving.

When we look at it that way, Santa is real and the Easter Bunny is real and Hanukkah Harry is real, and so too are Jesus and Heaven and Muhammed and all the rest. Even Buddha is real.

Me, I hope Santa brings me a copy of that new KISS DVD.

Merry Christmas everybody!

Brad Warner is the author of Hardcore Zen and Sit Down and Shut Up!. He maintains a blog about Buddhist stuff and a MySpace page too. If you're in Southern California and you want to try some Zazen for yourself, he has a group that meets every Saturday in Santa Monica.

 

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Necrosis

Necrosis

Australia
January 2006

DEC 25, 2007 03:38 AM

Brad_Warner said:
...atheism is such an unsatisfactory alternative to religion. When we try to completely give up on faith and belief we feel empty and discontented.



Whaa?

Erm, dude... I'm glad you've found a faith that works for you and all, but does that mean that you can use your position of faith-based contentedness to talk down to others who don't fall in line with your own beliefs? Turn down the smugness and remember that faith is not one-size-fits-all.

Nokturn

Nokturn

United Kingdom
April 2006

DEC 25, 2007 07:23 AM

Admiral_Pants said:
If you lack belief in a god or gods, you are an atheist.

Welcome to the club. Name tags are on the table to your left.



Though I see the point, I don't really agree with this.
There are plenty of religions in the world which do not contain gods, (most forms of) Buddhism being of the greatest prominence.
Of course, there are 'religions' such as what we call 'Hinduism' in which we can percieve 'gods', but even here they are seen much more as psychological archetypes than actual, existing entities.
Although as personally I'd tick both the 'Buddhist' and 'Atheist' boxes on censues, I don't see the problem with being both at the same time.

Admiral_Pants

Admiral_Pants

Austin, TX
May 2004

DEC 25, 2007 09:58 AM

Nokturn said:

Admiral_Pants said:
If you lack belief in a god or gods, you are an atheist.

Welcome to the club. Name tags are on the table to your left.



Though I see the point, I don't really agree with this.
There are plenty of religions in the world which do not contain gods, (most forms of) Buddhism being of the greatest prominence.
Of course, there are 'religions' such as what we call 'Hinduism' in which we can percieve 'gods', but even here they are seen much more as psychological archetypes than actual, existing entities.
Although as personally I'd tick both the 'Buddhist' and 'Atheist' boxes on censues, I don't see the problem with being both at the same time.



If you disagree with what I said, you are disagreeing with the definition of atheism. Religion does not necessarily require theism. I understand Buddhists and others wanting to distance themselves from the "atheist" stigma, but that doesn't change what words mean.

Crissis

Crissis

Ecuador
January 2007

DEC 25, 2007 10:56 AM

i stopped believing when i was like 7 or 8, it was early morning and i heard people, my sisters and i all got up and catched my parents setting up the gifts, we all knew it somehow and it wasnt so traumatic but it does question your faith, i was a catholic then, it was around 13 i became agnostic

401kboy

401kboy

Woodbridge, NJ
May 2007

DEC 25, 2007 11:08 AM



I think his point was that you have no reason to believe in one more than the other. Your God is pretty much just as unlikely as Santa Claus. You'll probably disagree, but that's your problem.



I have a great many reasons to believe in God over Santa Claus. Logical, rational reasons. Faith without reason is a superstition.

I find that Buddhdism, at its core, is a rejection of all that makes us human.

Brad_Warner

Brad_Warner

NEWSWIRE

Akron, OH

DEC 25, 2007 01:04 PM

Wow. If I ever doubted that atheism was a religion, you guys have cleared that up forever. The atheists are reacting like a bunch of Muslims who just saw a cartoon with Mohamed in it! Scary.....

Buddhism is often cited as being atheistic. But I prefer to think of it as non-theistic. My teacher always says, "God is the universe, the universe is God." I can't believe in any God who exists outside of the universe, or in a God who created the universe. I don't believe in a God who can bend the rule of cause and effect. I don't believe in a God who can intervene in human affairs. But I do believe in God.

When Buddha was asked about God he either maintained silence or said, "The question doesn't fit the case."

If you're satisfied with atheism, good for you. But I stand by what I said. Atheism will never, ever work as a major human religion (and it is a religion). Nope. Not in a million, zillion years.

Poe

Poe

SUICIDEGIRL

Maine, USA

DEC 25, 2007 01:48 PM

401kboy said:


I think his point was that you have no reason to believe in one more than the other. Your God is pretty much just as unlikely as Santa Claus. You'll probably disagree, but that's your problem.



I have a great many reasons to believe in God over Santa Claus. Logical, rational reasons. Faith without reason is a superstition.

I find that Buddhdism, at its core, is a rejection of all that makes us human.

LOL logical rational reasons to believe in something that can't be proven and there is absolutely ZERO evidence of? Ok!

eventide

eventide

Germany
August 2004

DEC 25, 2007 03:12 PM



If you're satisfied with atheism, good for you. But I stand by what I said. Atheism will never, ever work as a major human religion (and it is a religion). Nope. Not in a million, zillion years.



brad, sorry, but i dont think you're , open to what 6 of us have , more or less politely , offered you. stamping your feet and typing in BIG letters, wont make your wonderful religios ideas right , or best , for all of us. not in a zillion gillion years.

many people believe many things. or nothing at all. many of us dont need god or santa claus. get it?
"work as a major human religion" jeez is that weird. "work?!?!" man, you are smug.

slow down, maybe bow a few times or something. for a buddhist you sound awfully arogant.

im still trying to figure out what you mean by "athiesm will never work as a major human religion". you mean it wont save souls? cause i think thats not quite the idea... or "work" in the sense of feed the masses (opium)? or rank in the top ten?

eventide

eventide

Germany
August 2004

DEC 25, 2007 03:14 PM

kjd4580 said:
Believing is clinging to an idea and is actually a mistrust of something you [are] sure about whereas faith is having doubt when your not sure.

Peaceout to everyone.



hey, i like that- is it original?

Bellica

Bellica

Mexico
February 2007

DEC 25, 2007 03:20 PM


Tim McCarthy, my first Zen teacher, always liked to say that to practice Zazen you need an equal amount of doubt and faith.



I agree... Ironic as it is, I completely agree...

Hunter

Hunter

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

DEC 25, 2007 03:31 PM

Atheism is the opposite of religion. If you could prove to me using facts that there was a God, or goddess, or flying spaghetti monster, and show me the science to back it up, I'd start believing in whatever it was, just like I believe the world is round, etc. But I am willing to bet that if the situation were reversed, and someone proved definitively there was not a God, the believing sheep would just say "I don't care, I've still got faith."

hellboy7

hellboy7

Austin, TX
July 2004

DEC 25, 2007 04:28 PM

ar·ro·gance [ar-uh-guhns]
-noun
offensive display of superiority or self-importance; overbearing pride.
ig·no·rance [ig-ner-uhns]
-noun
the state or fact of being ignorant; lack of knowledge, learning, information, etc.

uuuuuhhhhh!! puke
Atheists, take a chill pill and try not to give a shit what the article says. Whether you think so or not, the content/logic of your statements/arguments might not sound preachy or conceited on your part, but it comes across that way in reading. You try so hard to defend your faith.....um,nope logic......um, maybe ah, opinion, that the message is lost in the blather. It's why some people make the mistake that atheism is a religion all of its own. I get why you are in disagreement and upset. But do you have to harp on it like a Sunday morning preacher lost in the "word?"

Which brings me to my second point. Brad, the next time you wanna paint with broad strokes about religion or lack there of, please have the forethought to make your perspective clear, maybe a few examples. Oh, or try not to give your opinion from the perspective of ones chosen denomination or acknowledgment that there is no god. Sheesh!!

Now, I am gonna drink the rest of the case of beer, finish the nog, and go fuck my neighbors plastic reindeer. That'll teach him to leave the damn lights on all night.

Two stinky fingers pointed at the lot of you. tongue

and yes, I am laughing at you all and myself. hehe. biggrin

contrast

contrast

Minneapolis, MN
January 2004

DEC 25, 2007 05:51 PM

Brad_Warner said:
Wow. If I ever doubted that atheism was a religion, you guys have cleared that up forever. The atheists are reacting like a bunch of Muslims who just saw a cartoon with Mohamed in it! Scary.....



wow indeed.

that's the conclusion you came to from... 1 overtly negative response?

ok...

who's the fanatic?

Admiral_Pants

Admiral_Pants

Austin, TX
May 2004

DEC 26, 2007 01:56 AM

Brad_Warner said:
Wow. If I ever doubted that atheism was a religion, you guys have cleared that up forever. The atheists are reacting like a bunch of Muslims who just saw a cartoon with Mohamed in it! Scary.....



A few people on a message board did that? We should take a crack at that whole "world peace" thing and see what we can come up with. But alas... no, it's not.

religion
-noun
1. a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, esp. when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.
2. a specific fundamental set of beliefs and practices generally agreed upon by a number of persons or sects

Atheism is a religion like bald is a hair color and like clear is a color.

Buddhism is often cited as being atheistic. But I prefer to think of it as non-theistic.



Can you explain the difference between the two?

My teacher always says, "God is the universe, the universe is God." I can't believe in any God who exists outside of the universe, or in a God who created the universe. I don't believe in a God who can bend the rule of cause and effect. I don't believe in a God who can intervene in human affairs. But I do believe in God.



It seems to me like you're fudging the generally accepted meaning of "God", but even so, if you want to be a pantheist, have at it, for it neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.

When Buddha was asked about God he either maintained silence or said, "The question doesn't fit the case."



If only others would do likewise.

If you're satisfied with atheism, good for you. But I stand by what I said. Atheism will never, ever work as a major human religion (and it is a religion). Nope. Not in a million, zillion years.



Your mom is a religion.

MistressMissy

mistressmissy

Grand Rapids, MI
March 2003

DEC 26, 2007 03:31 AM

Admiral_Pants said:
Your mom is a religion.



hahaha
that made my morning.

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