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  • THURSDAY NOVEMBER 29 2007 4:00 PM

Nice Try. No Cigar.



Dig this email I just got.

My name is A. and I am contacting you from DETAILS Magazine in New York to tell you about an article in our latest issue which may be of interest to you and your readers at Bitch Ph.D.. We think that uber-boobs are unattractive and have gotten out of control, so we wrote about it in our latest issue.



HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

Details thinks "uber-boobs" are unattractive! I bet all the girls are just falling on their knees thanking god that we've got permission from Details magazine not to get breast implants.

Isn't that white of them? No lady wants to have "out of control" boobs!

I just feel so much better about my feminism now that I know that Details doesn't approve of breast implants. Whew.

The article, if you're bored shitless and don't have anything else to read, is here. I have no idea if it's hilarious, inane, or wrath-inducing, because I can't be bothered to read some wanking article from Details about breasts. But hey, if you're so inclined, there's the click.

(P.S. to A. from DETAILS Magazine: actually, we bitches don't care what you think of our bodies. Sorry about that. Go buy yourself something nice and feel better, honey.)

Bitch_PhD thinks that men who expect her to care what they find attractive are unattractive and have gotten out of control.

 

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ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

NOV 29, 2007 11:00 PM

Shalome said:

OlafTheTroll said:
Details thinks being anti-implants is all feminist. They're stupid. The End.



I am curious as to why you think Details is stupid for believing that ideas like "women shouldn't have to feel like they need breast implants in order to be attractive to men" is feminist, and instead is "stupid" for believing that something like that would be interesting to a feminist blogger.



I think it's more about the way they tried to sell that position. "We think that uber-boobs are unattractive and have gotten out of control" actually sounds rather sexist, if you ask me.

But in fact, my point is that first Bitch essentially tells us there's nothing to discuss by completely dismissing the article in question, then later complains that nothing was discussed. What I mean is, I get that she can't be bothered, given the way she was approached, but then why the heck bother us?

I completely agree with your other post. There are lots of interesting questions that could have been addressed, but weren't. To prove that I'm more than just a snarky internet troll, I'll have a go at them tonight after I get home.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

NOV 29, 2007 11:12 PM

401kboy said:
there are more reasons for breast implants than just wanting to have big boobs. sometimes it's just to make your clothes fit better.



I would desperately love to know what kind of magical dream clothes fit better with big tits. I need to find this store something fierce. blackeyed

</thread derail?>

Luddite

Luddite

Anderson, CA
December 2005

NOV 29, 2007 11:17 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

401kboy said:
there are more reasons for breast implants than just wanting to have big boobs. sometimes it's just to make your clothes fit better.



I would desperately love to know what kind of magical dream clothes fit better with big tits. I need to find this store something fierce. blackeyed

</thread derail?>



Ummm... would you believe colored saran wrap?

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

NOV 30, 2007 12:43 AM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

401kboy said:
there are more reasons for breast implants than just wanting to have big boobs. sometimes it's just to make your clothes fit better.



I would desperately love to know what kind of magical dream clothes fit better with big tits. I need to find this store something fierce. blackeyed

</thread derail?>



I can only guess. Comic book hero supplies?

</further thread derail>

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

NOV 30, 2007 01:51 AM

Back to the thread, however, I think Shal said it best. Good discussion points, particularly regarding whether or not it's appropriate for men to express opinions on intrinsically women's issues. Personally, I don't see any problem opening dialogue with guys about certain issues, especially ones like this that deal with perceptions on behalf of their gender persuasion -- why do we see implants as opposite to feminism? Because the idea of having them done to impress guys fits the mold of a subservient woman? There are so many motives for modification, and given the fact that many of those motives are geared toward who's looking at the mod rather than who's wearing it, I don't think it's fair to automatically dismiss an entire class of spectators just because they can't experience it themselves. Isn't observation experience in and of itself?

Jesus, I hope that made sense. It's almost two in the morning, after all. shocked

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

NOV 30, 2007 03:05 AM

Bitch_PhD said:
That said, apparently my goal with this piece--which was to snark about the way that people try to market shit as "feminist" and the sexism of thinking that criticizing women or women's bodies ("uber-boobs"???) will endear you to feminists, and maybe, you know, just to be funny--fell flat with this particular audience. You try and provoke an interesting discussion, sometimes it doesn't work. Ah well.



You try and what? Where did you try and be anything but totally snotnosed?

Shalome has been the one trying to make this a more interesting discussion than anything your self-satisfied sneering could ever have managed.

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

NOV 30, 2007 03:28 AM

Shalome said: Why do people believe implants and
feminism are incompatible?


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I believe the typical reasoning would go something like
this: men are obsessed with big boobs, thus women get implants to be
more attractive to men, which plays into (or submits to) the
objectification of women by men. Feminists oppose that objectification,
ergo implants and feminism don't mix.


Do you believe this?


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If we look at the big boob phenomenon as a whole, I think
there is some truth to all of those points, but as usual, that's not
the whole story.

I think the Details article concentrates mostly on the first
statement: no, not all men are that much into big boobs, let alone
fake ones. In fact, it says (between the lines, anyway), fake boobs
are disgusting and women shouldn't get them. Which is completely okay
for us to say, because as the good guys, the feminist guys, we are
completely entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies (please
to be noting the irony).

More importantly, though, I don't believe the second statement is
entirely true. I think the issue is much more complex than that. As a
man, I don't perceive myself under nearly as much pressure to be
attractive as I assume most women do. But the fact is that I have a
certain concept of what I want to look like to feel attractive that
does not necessarily have to match the criteria of my current
partner. I would, for example, like my looks better if I dyed my hair
black whereas she prefers the salt-and-pepper look.

Now one could argue that I am still conforming to some general
standard of attractiveness and that, anyway, the situation is
completely different for women. But the fact is, what we like to see
in the mirror cannot be reduced to what society - or, generally, other
people - wants us to look like. To claim that every woman who uses cosmetics, shaves or gets any kind of body mods simply follows the
dictate of fashion and some male concept of female beauty is actually
pretty condescending and, in my humble opinion, not all that compatible
with feminism.


Why does a men's magazine feel the need to address female body
image, and is the way they're doing it appropriate?


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I think I already answered the second part. Why they feel
the need to address it? Personally, I suspect the writer just really
hates implants and felt like ranting. But I could be wrong. They might
be trying to attract more female readers and suspect their potential
new clientele among the anti-implant crowd. The fact that they spammed
Bitch_PhD might be an indication for the latter hypothesis.

(Disclaimer: I have no idea what Bitch_PhD's position on
implants is, but I suspect it is more balanced and thought-out than the
Details guy's.)


Is it basically inappropriate for men in general to discuss
women's issues with body image?


Ha! I certainly hope not. Then again, not all of the ways men
typically address such issues are appropriate...

Are breast implants "just another body mod?" Why do you
believe what you do?


I believe that the risk of serious complications is higher
than with other body mods, but I'm not expert. Otherwise, I don't
really see any fundamental difference.

Is this community, with its wide acceptance of body mods like
hair colors, piercings, tattoos, and subdermal implants, more
accepting of breast implants as "just another body mod" than society
in general?


I really don't know. It's an interesting question, but I'm not sure
how we would go about getting a reliable answer.

What's the general societal view of women with obvious implants
(stereotypes, etc), and why?


Err... can I talk to my lawyer first, please?

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

NOV 30, 2007 04:34 AM

I seriously want to give Shalome a hug and some cookies for encouraging an actual interesting and well thought out discussion in this thread.

I'd join said discussion but I have to go to work very soon and I'm also extremely tired. Maybe when I get home.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

NOV 30, 2007 05:04 AM

I'm going to side with Bitch PhD every time against the magazine featuring Kevin Federline on the cover.

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

NOV 30, 2007 06:59 AM

Shalome said:
Why does a men's magazine feel the need to address female body image, and is the way they're doing it appropriate?



That to me is the most interesting aspect of this, since the linked article, despite its pretense of feminism, was to me another example of the mainstream media attempting to (re)define an ideal female body image that's defined by the male gaze.

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Yes, I am that pretentious.



The Details article is really pretty schizophrenic, starting out by stating "no man wants to wrestle with two bloated bags of silicone" and then excoriating women who get implants as "obediently conforming to some caricature of beauty fantasized by traveling-salesman types" and claiming that "That shiny new bosom was fashioned by, and for, men. And you will wear it in public as long as men approve."

So if you get breast implants, you're stupid for pandering to the desires of men, so don't get implants, because men don't think they're sexy? Guh?

Can you really claim to be a "feminist man" if you think that women's body image should be defined entirely by men's desires?

brooklynduc

brooklynduc

Keasbey, NJ
November 2007

NOV 30, 2007 08:04 AM

any fake boobs - just don't do it for me. i will not date a woman with breast implants. and it seems that as some women age (around my age) that they are more apt to go for them "to compete" with younger women. its sad.

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

NOV 30, 2007 09:08 AM

brooklynduc said:
any fake boobs - just don't do it for me. i will not date a woman with breast implants. and it seems that as some women age (around my age) that they are more apt to go for them "to compete" with younger women. its sad.



You have missed the entire point of Bitch_PhD's article, the entire point of the Details article, and most of the ensuing discussion. In fact, you've gone ahead and given an example of the very thing Bitch_PhD was laughing at in her write-up.

I find this amusing.

RileyStClair

RileyStClair

Los Angeles, CA
September 2006

NOV 30, 2007 09:18 AM

what uncognitive said.

unfiltrator

unfiltrator

San Francisco, CA
April 2004

NOV 30, 2007 10:07 AM

I think Details magazine, and Cosmo, for that matter, are outranked by the internet these days. It used to be, before the internet that many men and women would be lucky to engage in a tenth of the dialog about gender that is happening today. Questions like "How are feminist women asking us to adapt?" or "What do men like in bed that they aren't telling?". Access to those answers were available but they were more bottlenecked. A man with no feminist he could talk to would have read that article and said "Yeah, I can get behind that voice. I'm going to buy this voice off the magazine shelf." Nowadays he can say whatever he has to say on the internet and get a response and go on to the next adapted thought whenever he has internet access. The age non-political gender journalism has most certainly fallen behind since the internet.

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

NOV 30, 2007 10:18 AM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
Isn't observation experience in and of itself?



what a wonderful bit of insight... you should write an article about it for the newswire or something wink

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