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  • THURSDAY NOVEMBER 29 2007 4:00 PM

Nice Try. No Cigar.



Dig this email I just got.

My name is A. and I am contacting you from DETAILS Magazine in New York to tell you about an article in our latest issue which may be of interest to you and your readers at Bitch Ph.D.. We think that uber-boobs are unattractive and have gotten out of control, so we wrote about it in our latest issue.



HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

Details thinks "uber-boobs" are unattractive! I bet all the girls are just falling on their knees thanking god that we've got permission from Details magazine not to get breast implants.

Isn't that white of them? No lady wants to have "out of control" boobs!

I just feel so much better about my feminism now that I know that Details doesn't approve of breast implants. Whew.

The article, if you're bored shitless and don't have anything else to read, is here. I have no idea if it's hilarious, inane, or wrath-inducing, because I can't be bothered to read some wanking article from Details about breasts. But hey, if you're so inclined, there's the click.

(P.S. to A. from DETAILS Magazine: actually, we bitches don't care what you think of our bodies. Sorry about that. Go buy yourself something nice and feel better, honey.)

Bitch_PhD thinks that men who expect her to care what they find attractive are unattractive and have gotten out of control.

 

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Phantom_medic

Phantom_medic

Des Moines, IA
October 2007

NOV 29, 2007 07:55 PM

odd article. though they took the 2.5 seconds to send you an email that they thought you might like the article, its high handed of you to just link to it and say, "im to good to read this, but you the masses can" i mean come on.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

NOV 29, 2007 08:12 PM

Bitch_PhD said: if you're bored shitless and don't have anything else to read,



How do you think I wound up reading your crap ? Thanks for the link.

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

NOV 29, 2007 08:15 PM

varukasalt said:
Just remember kids...tattoos, piercings, pink/blue/plaid hair, split tongue, scarification, ear mods, dermal implants....ok.....
breast implants......bad.....
wtf?
whatever



Eh, that's never really been the majority opinion on this site.

Varuka_Salt

Varuka_Salt

I'm lost
October 2006

NOV 29, 2007 08:22 PM

Shalome said:

varukasalt said:
Just remember kids...tattoos, piercings, pink/blue/plaid hair, split tongue, scarification, ear mods, dermal implants....ok.....
breast implants......bad.....
wtf?
whatever



Eh, that's never really been the majority opinion on this site.



I never said it was a majority opinion.

sick

sick

Minneapolis, MN
June 2003

NOV 29, 2007 08:30 PM

xazapdmytinu said:
I'm not entirely certain all 500,000 women who had breast implants done this year necessarily had augmentations...I know at least two women who had reductions, and a third who simply wanted to look "younger"



Not to mention reconstructions. Looks like I'll have to tell my aunt, who had a double mastectomy, that Details disapproves of her wanting breasts. I'm sure she'll be crushed.

P.S. Is that picture at the top of the article cut from Botticelli's The Birth of Venus?

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

NOV 29, 2007 08:31 PM

Chainlink said:

Bitch_PhD said: if you're bored shitless and don't have anything else to read,


How do you think I wound up reading your crap ? Thanks for the link.


You're a god among men, Ron.

-TM

BlastProcessing

BlastProcessing

USA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 29, 2007 08:34 PM

Bitch_PhD said:
You try and provoke an interesting discussion, sometimes you get taken apart by your betters. Ah well.



Fixed.

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

NOV 29, 2007 09:21 PM

So, you received an annoying spam email from a boring men's magazine and you rant about it. So far, so good. But... how exactly is that news? Maybe there is a hidden message in your article, but I just can't seem to decipher it. Do you think I need a bigger Ph.D.?

ardour

ardour

Ottawa, ON
March 2006

NOV 29, 2007 09:45 PM

OlafTheTroll said:
So, you received an annoying spam email from a boring men's magazine and you rant about it. So far, so good. But... how exactly is that news? Maybe there is a hidden message in your article, but I just can't seem to decipher it. Do you think I need a bigger Ph.D.?



It wasn't really a spam email. Writer for Details (basically) wrote an article about how he doesn't like breast implants, and how he thinks women who get them are playing into trying to please men, which he finds sad and sexist.

Details thought that Bitch's readers might find this interesting and emailed her. Bitch had a cow, because Details failed to realize that this in itself is rather sexist. Why should it matter what a bench of men at Details think?

Overall problem? When a lot of men think of women getting implants they think of women who want to play into the idealic blonde bimbo sterotype. Non-sexist men don't like this, because they do actually think that image is degrading to women. However, as men, it's hard to see the overal picture, how everything isn't always black and white, blahblahblahblahblahblah.

Basically a lot of people are caring a lot about shit that doesn't really matter, especially when everyone is all on the same side, really. Which is really the only thing interesting about this article. Maybe that makes it an interesting article.

xmaulerx

xmaulerx

China
February 2007

NOV 29, 2007 09:45 PM

I think 'feminists' are headcases... If you're for equality- then it shouldn't be called fem-(anything).

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

NOV 29, 2007 10:15 PM

ardour said:
Details thought that Bitch's readers might find this interesting and emailed her. Bitch had a cow, because Details failed to realize that this in itself is rather sexist. Why should it matter what a bench of men at Details think?



Someone I've never heard of sends me an unrequested message concerning something they did which I might find "interesting" based on a rather tangential connection to topics I blogged about? Sorry, but that's spam in my book. You're not seriously thinking Bitch's was the only feminist blog they picked?

Again, what's the point? Details thinks being anti-implants is all feminist. They're stupid. The End.

I mean, there are all kinds of things that could be discussed in connection with this. I just don't see them mentioned in the OP, and quite frankly, looking at the typical evolution of a Bitch thread I'd rather bring them up in the feminism group then here, thank you very much.

Weso

Weso

Santa Cruz, CA
July 2002

NOV 29, 2007 10:27 PM

FreakPirate said:
Nothin' quite like filling that article quota eh?



a very serious +1 on this. I thought the same thing.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

NOV 29, 2007 10:34 PM

thefreak said:

Chainlink said:

Bitch_PhD said: if you're bored shitless and don't have anything else to read,


How do you think I wound up reading your crap ? Thanks for the link.


You're a god among men, Ron.

-TM



Stay Classy babe wink

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

NOV 29, 2007 10:39 PM

OlafTheTroll said:
Details thinks being anti-implants is all feminist. They're stupid. The End.



I am curious as to why you think Details is stupid for believing that ideas like "women shouldn't have to feel like they need breast implants in order to be attractive to men" is feminist, and instead is "stupid" for believing that something like that would be interesting to a feminist blogger.

I'm not being snarky. I truly want to know why you think this.



And don't get me wrong; I think Details is generally pretty stupid. wink


Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

NOV 29, 2007 10:43 PM

In other words, places this thread could have gone:

Why do people believe implants and feminism are incompatible? Do you believe this?
Why does a men's magazine feel the need to address female body image, and is the way they're doing it appropriate?
Is it basically inappropriate for men in general to discuss women's issues with body image?
Are breast implants "just another body mod?" Why do you believe what you do?
Is this community, with its wide acceptance of body mods like hair colors, piercings, tattoos, and subdermal implants, more accepting of breast implants as "just another body mod" than society in general?
What's the general societal view of women with obvious implants (stereotypes, etc), and why?

You know, riff on the kinds of things that spark discussion and debate, maybe toss a few references in there for people who want heavier reading on your chosen topic than Details, that sort of thing.

But that's just me, I guess.

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