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  • SUNDAY OCTOBER 28 2007 4:00 PM

Whaddya Mean You Won't Fuck Me?!? I'll Sue!

Submitted by Bitch_PhD

Edited by Bitch_PhD

Tags: age discrimination, senility, crazy old men



Some men just ooze class.

77-year-old Rolf Eden has filed suit against a 19-year-old Berlin woman for the following reason: Despite a night on the town with Eden, which ended back at his place, she refused to have sex with him, saying the he was too old for her.


Way to charm the ladies, Smoove B. No woman can possibly resist being sued for refusing to have sex with a man after his

serving (her) champagne and playing the piano for her.


It is not possible! No woman can resist the champagne! And the playing of the piano! Clearly this is one frigid, uptight, bitch.

Not to mention, the man's name is Rolf Eden. Have you ever heard a sexier name? Rolf. It just rolls off the tongue like . . . well, like . . . well, like a slang term for vomiting, actually. (My husband is German, I'm allowed to make this joke.) And Eden! I can just hear it now. "Baby, let me take you back to the days of Original Sin . . . let me show you my trouser snake . . . touch my forbidden fruit!" HAWT.

Lest you think I'm making these lines up, well, I am. Then again, the guy apparently actually said

"I would like to die as I have lived -- on a woman."


Which is actually ickier than the trouser snake line. Quite an achievement, that.

But some anonymous young woman was not only unmoved by his obvious charms, she had to go and be all *mean* about it!

"I was crushed."


The women, they are so, so cruel. There is only one possible place to alleviate such harsh, unfeeling treatment--a court of law.

He has filed charges with the prosecutors' office, he said. "After all, there are laws against discrimination."



Then again, Eden admits

"there are some women who are too old for me. But in that case you have to be more diplomatic and say, 'Sorry, you're not my type.'"


These young people today. No manners. No manners whatsoever.

Bitch_PhD realizes that this guy is just after free publicity, but finds herself unable to resist him.

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kninja

kninja

Australia
August 2007

OCT 29, 2007 03:23 AM

lmao... and I thought I was desperate....

mojo007

mojo007

New Zealand
September 2005

OCT 29, 2007 04:11 AM

I hope i'll be playing piano to 19 year old german girls when Im 77.....

El_Truco

El_Truco

Los Angeles, CA
June 2007

OCT 29, 2007 07:41 AM

bitchin - give the guy a break - that's nice hair for 77- but he should be dating nurses - it works for me.

Snowy

Snowy

United Kingdom
February 2007

OCT 29, 2007 10:18 AM

*LOLs* biggrin

luke2917

luke2917

Durango, CO
June 2005

OCT 29, 2007 10:25 AM

Thats gonna get tossed out.

Yeah thats just gross. Dirty old man...

unfiltrator

unfiltrator

San Francisco, CA
April 2004

OCT 29, 2007 12:07 PM

The court is going to award him with an orgasm? Maybe the judge will preside over it.

Burnt_Halo

Burnt_Halo

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

OCT 29, 2007 12:16 PM

Vivid said:
Jaw, meet floor.



dito

Gravee

Gravee

HOPEFUL

Detroit, MI

OCT 29, 2007 12:26 PM

All this is going to do is give all the idiots out there an idea to start sueing all the woman at the bar who refuse to have so-said idiot to buy her a drink.

Fuck this I am staying home... no law-suit for me thank you! LoL biggrin

Bitch_PhD

Bitch_PhD

I'm lost
February 2007

OCT 29, 2007 12:44 PM

Midnyte said:
Hey Bitch....

Because your HUSBAND is German you have a right to make fun of Germans? So by that logic, since your husband is married to a woman, he can talk all the shit about women he wants? WTF??? Why even say anything about it? Why make an excuse if you are going to say something shitty then just own it and be proud you said it and don't apologize or otherwise don't say it at all. Do you have friends who are black too?

And that guy is just lame!!



Um, hello? Joke? Ha ha?

And "Rolf" is a bad name that sounds like a puke noise. Simple fact.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

OCT 29, 2007 12:54 PM

Bitch_PhD said:

Midnyte said:
Hey Bitch....

Because your HUSBAND is German you have a right to make fun of Germans? So by that logic, since your husband is married to a woman, he can talk all the shit about women he wants? WTF??? Why even say anything about it? Why make an excuse if you are going to say something shitty then just own it and be proud you said it and don't apologize or otherwise don't say it at all. Do you have friends who are black too?

And that guy is just lame!!



Um, hello? Joke? Ha ha?


Mocking Germans makes you worse than Hitler.

Midnyte

Midnyte

SUICIDEGIRL

Arizona, USA

OCT 29, 2007 01:40 PM

Bitch_PhD said:

Midnyte said:
Hey Bitch....

Because your HUSBAND is German you have a right to make fun of Germans? So by that logic, since your husband is married to a woman, he can talk all the shit about women he wants? WTF??? Why even say anything about it? Why make an excuse if you are going to say something shitty then just own it and be proud you said it and don't apologize or otherwise don't say it at all. Do you have friends who are black too?

And that guy is just lame!!



Um, hello? Joke? Ha ha?

And "Rolf" is a bad name that sounds like a puke noise. Simple fact.



I understand your joke about the name Rolf. I'm not offended by your opinion or joke about that name, it doesn't affect me and even if it did you still have a right to your opinion and I have a right to judge you for it.

Or do you mean that the joke is you don't even have a husband and you were using the "My husband is...." thing as a joke to demonstrate how lame it is when people try to use their friends, family or own ethnicity to justify making an off color joke, stating a negative opinion about something with a racial connotation or using a word which might be offensive?

Markus001

Markus001

United Kingdom
November 2004

OCT 29, 2007 01:56 PM

I'm almost impressed he can remember who his date was.

OMG, teh age joke.

Formus

Formus

Milwaukee, WI
May 2007

OCT 29, 2007 02:12 PM

Midnyte said:
Hey Bitch....

Because your HUSBAND is German you have a right to make fun of Germans? So by that logic, since your husband is married to a woman, he can talk all the shit about women he wants? WTF??? Why even say anything about it? Why make an excuse if you are going to say something shitty then just own it and be proud you said it and don't apologize or otherwise don't say it at all. Do you have friends who are black too



"What have the Germans ever done to deserve this? Oh right."

thatonegirl101

thatonegirl101

Campbellsville, KY
August 2007

OCT 29, 2007 02:49 PM

This is so ridiculous it's making me laugh.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

OCT 29, 2007 03:07 PM

PointBlank said:

Bitch_PhD said:

Midnyte said:
Hey Bitch....

Because your HUSBAND is German you have a right to make fun of Germans? So by that logic, since your husband is married to a woman, he can talk all the shit about women he wants? WTF??? Why even say anything about it? Why make an excuse if you are going to say something shitty then just own it and be proud you said it and don't apologize or otherwise don't say it at all. Do you have friends who are black too?

And that guy is just lame!!


Um, hello? Joke? Ha ha?


Mocking Germans makes you worse than Hitler.


This thread is full of WIN.

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