77-year-old Rolf Eden has filed suit against a 19-year-old Berlin woman for the following reason: Despite a night on the town with Eden, which ended back at his place, she refused to have sex with him, saying the he was too old for her.
Way to charm the ladies, Smoove B. No woman can possibly resist being sued for refusing to have sex with a man after his
serving (her) champagne and playing the piano for her.
It is not possible! No woman can resist the champagne! And the playing of the piano! Clearly this is one frigid, uptight, bitch.
Not to mention, the man's name is Rolf Eden. Have you ever heard a sexier name? Rolf. It just rolls off the tongue like . . . well, like . . . well, like a slang term for vomiting, actually. (My husband is German, I'm allowed to make this joke.) And Eden! I can just hear it now. "Baby, let me take you back to the days of Original Sin . . . let me show you my trouser snake . . . touch my forbidden fruit!" HAWT.
Lest you think I'm making these lines up, well, I am. Then again, the guy apparently actually said
"I would like to die as I have lived -- on a woman."
Which is actually ickier than the trouser snake line. Quite an achievement, that.
But some anonymous young woman was not only unmoved by his obvious charms, she had to go and be all *mean* about it!
"I was crushed."
The women, they are so, so cruel. There is only one possible place to alleviate such harsh, unfeeling treatment--a court of law.
He has filed charges with the prosecutors' office, he said. "After all, there are laws against discrimination."
Then again, Eden admits
"there are some women who are too old for me. But in that case you have to be more diplomatic and say, 'Sorry, you're not my type.'"
These young people today. No manners. No manners whatsoever.
Bitch_PhD realizes that this guy is just after free publicity, but finds herself unable to resist him.
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