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Whaddya Mean You Won't Fuck Me?!? I'll Sue!

SUNDAY OCTOBER 28 2007 4:00 PM

TAGS: age discrimination, senility, crazy old men



Some men just ooze class.

77-year-old Rolf Eden has filed suit against a 19-year-old Berlin woman for the following reason: Despite a night on the town with Eden, which ended back at his place, she refused to have sex with him, saying the he was too old for her.


Way to charm the ladies, Smoove B. No woman can possibly resist being sued for refusing to have sex with a man after his

serving (her) champagne and playing the piano for her.


It is not possible! No woman can resist the champagne! And the playing of the piano! Clearly this is one frigid, uptight, bitch.

Not to mention, the man's name is Rolf Eden. Have you ever heard a sexier name? Rolf. It just rolls off the tongue like . . . well, like . . . well, like a slang term for vomiting, actually. (My husband is German, I'm allowed to make this joke.) And Eden! I can just hear it now. "Baby, let me take you back to the days of Original Sin . . . let me show you my trouser snake . . . touch my forbidden fruit!" HAWT.

Lest you think I'm making these lines up, well, I am. Then again, the guy apparently actually said

"I would like to die as I have lived -- on a woman."


Which is actually ickier than the trouser snake line. Quite an achievement, that.

But some anonymous young woman was not only unmoved by his obvious charms, she had to go and be all *mean* about it!

"I was crushed."


The women, they are so, so cruel. There is only one possible place to alleviate such harsh, unfeeling treatment--a court of law.

He has filed charges with the prosecutors' office, he said. "After all, there are laws against discrimination."



Then again, Eden admits

"there are some women who are too old for me. But in that case you have to be more diplomatic and say, 'Sorry, you're not my type.'"


These young people today. No manners. No manners whatsoever.

Bitch_PhD realizes that this guy is just after free publicity, but finds herself unable to resist him.

 

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bairdduvessa

bairdduvessa

Centerville, MA
April 2005

OCT 28, 2007 04:08 PM

if i thought that would fix my financial trouble i would have used it years ago...

senility loses again

JunkyardAngel

JunkyardAngel

San Gabriel, CA
February 2006

OCT 28, 2007 04:08 PM

Uck.

Thanks.

Did ya have to post a picture too? WTF is wrong with a girl who would even, I don't know, share a cup of coffee with this ma..perso... Rolf Eden?

YUCK.

What a creep

_panda_

_panda_

I'm lost
November 2005

OCT 28, 2007 04:11 PM

frickin happens to me every night. oink blush

Granny

Granny

SUICIDEGIRL

Massachusetts, USA

OCT 28, 2007 04:12 PM

What the hell?!

Ascanius

Ascanius

South Royalton, VT
October 2006

OCT 28, 2007 04:18 PM

This guy should team up with Darren Sherman.

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

OCT 28, 2007 04:20 PM

Wow, I hope he wins! Then just think of all the women I'll be able to sue!

surreal

batmanwsc

batmanwsc

I'm lost
April 2005

OCT 28, 2007 04:25 PM

Maybe the final straw for him was when on the way out she told him that Rod Stewart had called and wants his look back.

Vivid

Vivid

SUICIDEGIRL

Michigan, USA

OCT 28, 2007 04:31 PM

Jaw, meet floor.

Lys

Lys

I'm lost
February 2005

OCT 28, 2007 04:33 PM

At first glance I thought that was Michael Douglas.... surreal

Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

North Vancouver, BC
May 2005

OCT 28, 2007 04:36 PM

He seems to be trying to ensure that he never has a date again. There goes his hopes for dying during sex.

Hysanadu

Hysanadu

Evanston, IL
January 2007

OCT 28, 2007 04:36 PM

Ok....this is a joke, right?

And maybe it's me, but at 77, shouldn't you be...I dunno...dating women at least in their 40s-50s? I have a feeling they'd be even harsher, though. biggrin

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

OCT 28, 2007 04:39 PM

Vivid said:
Jaw, meet floor.



Just you wait til you get the papers i am having you served with.

Openly choose not to sleep with me, even after i made all those great LOLSG pictures for you. harumph!

tongue

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

OCT 28, 2007 04:57 PM

I NEED A LAWYER, IMMEDIATELY!!! biggrin

DownNeck

DownNeck

Jersey City, NJ
March 2006

OCT 28, 2007 04:57 PM

i need to use that forbidden fruit line...that shit's hi-larious

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

OCT 28, 2007 04:58 PM

Hysanadu said:
Ok....this is a joke, right?

And maybe it's me, but at 77, shouldn't you be...I dunno...dating women at least in their 40s-50s? I have a feeling they'd be even harsher, though. biggrin



yes. (77/2) +7= 45.5 thats grampa edens lower limit

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