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Phyllis Chesler is so, so right. Men just don't "get" the idea that silent protests of things like Islamo-Fascist Awareness Week are, well, just plain rude. Rolling your eyes at a lecturer, as we all know, is exactly like

bullying and . . . socializing western girls into conformity, as well as in global phenomenon such as female honor killings, dowry burnings, acid-attacks, and female genital mutilation practices


The best way to counter these horrific things is for girls to sit quietly when someone is speaking!!! After all,

A discussion of ideas is not like a football match with a cheering, drunken audience. There should be no “sides,” no applause, no boos, no catcalls—and yes, no talking while the lecturer is talking, no whispering, no eye-rolling, no disruption or distraction from what the lecturer is saying.


There are no "sides" in a discussion! It's certainly not like, oh, a football match, where men are allowed to cheer and get drunk and, you know, talk. A discussion means that you sit quietly and don't say *anything*.

Oh no wait, that's a lecture.

Anyway, okay, so, during a lecture you should never, ever roll your eyes!! You should not disrupt or distract political speech in ANY WAY because political speech is EXACTLY like sitting in a classroom trying to, you know, learn something. Girls know that it is always far, far more important to be polite and well-behaved than it is to disrupt things by expressing unflattering opinions, even silently.

Which is why Thers is completely wrong when he says that

this whole "Islamofascist Week" nonsense was deliberately designed to be provocative. If you want to bait your audience you lose bitching rights when your audience reacts as you were clearly hoping they would. Lecturers should expect certain forms of behavior. Perpetrators of political stunts should expect other forms of behavior and shouldn't whine when they get it


because "Islamo-Fascist Awareness" is a serious academic subject and not in any way a pile of politicized racist horseshit cooked up by David Horowitz, who is in no way a right-wing nutcase who was behind a bunch of ideologically-driven attempts at legislation to politicize academia, and has certainly not been pretty thoroughly taken to the woodshed by actual practicing academics over his self-serving misrepresetations of fact (what Islamo-Fascist leftists meanly call "lies") and general blowharderry.

Given the way that poor David Horowitz has been so effectively silenced by intimidation tactics like eye-rolling and other Mean Behavior, Phyllis Chesler is performing a vital service in alerting us all to the ways that Mean Muslim women are threatening people with such intimidating "Hamas-trained" "goon squad" behavior as making

exaggerated, “mean girl” faces at her. They rolled their eyes, practiced “disbelieving” facial expressions—did everything but stick out their tongues. And they continued to talk to each other in loud whispers while Darwish spoke: “How can she tell such lies!” “I was never, ever indoctrinated against Jews!” “Can you believe what she is saying?” “We do not call Jews pigs and apes, how can she lie about her own people?”

In addition to the “mean girl” faces and the continual loud whispering, one by one, at least four to five head-scarved girls, got up to leave the room during Darwish’s speech. This meant that each girl took two minutes to move to the end of her row, physically causing the other students to get up or twist aside, causing the entire room to look at the departing student, not at their invited guest—and then each girl did precisely the same thing when she returned two minutes later, presumably from a bathroom break.


Already these terrorist techniques are striking terror into the hearts of stalwart conservatives such as Jon Swift, who will

(n)ever again be able to pass a headscarved Muslim girl in the street again without panicking that she might make a "mean girl face" at me.


These Islamo-Fascist Mean Girls have done their work well:

I am more terrified now than I have ever been before and it just makes it worse to know that the entire left-wing is on their side. What if Nancy Pelosi or Hillary Clinton get Hamas training and learn how to make "mean girl faces" of their own? There might be nothing we can do to stop them.



Come to think of it, Jon Swift *does* seem to "get" the terrifying nature of Mean Girls after all. I don't know what the heck Phyllis Chesler is on about.

Bitch_PhD promises that she will be rolling her eyes if people don't understand that this post is, in fact, sarcastic. But don't worry--since you won't actually be able to see her doing it, you have nothing to fear.

 

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legionnaire

legionnaire

United Kingdom
November 2003

OCT 25, 2007 04:06 PM

Sarcasm was definitely called for (I'm just preempting the inevitable complaints.) That anyone believes this is even a legitimate topic of discussion is absurd. The whole Islamofascism awareness week is such a bunch of contrived idiocy I don't even know where to begin. That we're not taking it seriously should surprise no one, unless the cult leaders have really started drinking their own Kool-Aid.

Nice piece, bitch.

xazapdmytinu

xazapdmytinu

Fort Collins, CO
July 2007

OCT 25, 2007 04:16 PM

can we have a Zarth "Mean Girl Face"?

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

OCT 25, 2007 04:18 PM

I laughed smile

SnowgodCCR

SnowgodCCR

Derry, NH
November 2006

OCT 25, 2007 04:38 PM

All Jihad People need to be tortured like....really bad. Especially these folk that make mean faces at other people...I cannot think of a more heinous crime against humanity than the practice of practicing disbelieving facial expressions. These jihad people need to be tortured, like....more than the other jihad people. Every jihad person wants to kill you, even if they're just silently listening to a lecture that isn't the same as how it was promoted!

xazapdmytinu

xazapdmytinu

Fort Collins, CO
July 2007

OCT 25, 2007 04:45 PM

SnowgodCCR said:
All Jihad People need to be tortured like....really bad. Especially these folk that make mean faces at other people...I cannot think of a more heinous crime against humanity than the practice of practicing disbelieving facial expressions. These jihad people need to be tortured, like....more than the other jihad people. Every jihad person wants to kill you, even if they're just silently listening to a lecture that isn't the same as how it was promoted!



I think you mean "Islamisicist", get a enciclopedea, you moran!

Shiny_Metal_Ass

Shiny_Metal_Ass

I'm lost
October 2006

OCT 25, 2007 04:51 PM


SnowgodCCR

SnowgodCCR

Derry, NH
November 2006

OCT 25, 2007 05:09 PM

xazapdmytinu said:

SnowgodCCR said:
All Jihad People need to be tortured like....really bad. Especially these folk that make mean faces at other people...I cannot think of a more heinous crime against humanity than the practice of practicing disbelieving facial expressions. These jihad people need to be tortured, like....more than the other jihad people. Every jihad person wants to kill you, even if they're just silently listening to a lecture that isn't the same as how it was promoted!



I think you mean "Islamisicist", get a enciclopedea, you moran!



My bad. Islamisicist it is then. But I still prefer Jihad-people. It's like the crab people from south park.

RileyStClair

RileyStClair

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

OCT 25, 2007 05:41 PM

varukasalt, i loved it!


we3_pirate

we3_pirate

I'm lost
July 2007

OCT 25, 2007 05:51 PM

Someone at work once made a mean girl face at me. She even rolled her eyes at me! I was so scared, I called the police on that person, and they found, like, ten nuclear weapons in her possession. She hid them in the folds of her dress with space-time bending black magic.

Darcsaint

Darcsaint

Tampa, FL
June 2004

OCT 25, 2007 06:30 PM



You sir, win an internet.

On topic, this is the most hilarious thing I've seen in a while. Someone needs to make a band named "Islamofascist Mean Girls"


Clidna

Clidna

Emo, ON
January 2005

OCT 25, 2007 07:00 PM

varukasalt said:



LMAO biggrin

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

OCT 26, 2007 12:05 AM

Hrrmm. I am afraid I have to vote myself into the "Zarth Mean Girl Will Haunt Future Nightmares" category.

Sacrificial_Lamb

Sacrificial_Lamb

New Zealand
November 2005

OCT 26, 2007 02:45 AM


I could tell it was sarcastic, but it sure makes more sense after you read the linked article.
Some people are just stupid in ways that are totally unimaginable and I thought I had an ok imagination

King_Mob

King_Mob

Orchard Park, NY
September 2005

OCT 26, 2007 06:23 AM

varukasalt said:



Nice rack... man.
Strangely aroused.

xazapdmytinu

xazapdmytinu

Fort Collins, CO
July 2007

OCT 28, 2007 01:31 AM

King_Mob said:

varukasalt said:



Nice rack... man.
Strangely aroused.



It's the ears.

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