
File under "barf": Home Depot is opening the first in a planned second line of stores called Her Depot.
You won't find any lumber yards, contractor-grade tools or commercial building supplies.
That's 'cause the ladies don't know how to, y'know, actually build stuff. Or run a business. Our job, as everyone knows, is to let the men do the actual fixing while we go out and buy overpriced consumer crap like
flower bouquets, well-lit bathroom and kitchen displays, stylish home furnishings and stacks of floral-print storage bins.
Floral-print storage bins! My dreams have been answered. I need those *so* much more than I need a decent drill or the right size washer to fix that damn dripping faucet.
Home Depot is known for warehouse-style stores that stock almost every nut, bolt and piece of lumber a contractor could dream of, but they lack customer service and comfort.
"It's a male-friendly home-improvement store," said Britt Beemer, a retail expert and president of America's Research Group. "It's a warehouse environment, and it's not clean and neat the way women like it.
It's SO true. I can't stand the way that work areas get dirty sawdust on the floor! And I really need someone to help me pick out the right size bolts for fixing the light fixture, because that kind of thing is too difficult for my wee, girly head.
On the up side, the place has gotta be doomed to failure:
The new Concord store will carry about 25 percent fewer items than a typical Home Depot. . . . Instead, the store includes a home decor and furnishings department, home organization department and an expanded window and door gallery.
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Because nothing brings customers in like a store that sells less shit. And we've all just been *dying* to buy our furniture at Home--I mean Her--Depot.
Bitch_PhD is quite sure that there's room in the market for an interior design chain, but dear god, do they have to be so condescendingly sexist about it?
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