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  • TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 18 2007 8:00 PM

"The Ultimate Fighter" is the Best Reality Show on TV



It is and I'll tell you why.

Despite what people say, reality shows are not about singing, fashion, being the best, watching someone follow their dreams, or surviving. Nope.

Reality shows are about assholes. Spotting assholes, watching them develop, and then rooting against them. That's really it. Whether it's Survivor, Apprentice, Top Chef, or even Project Runway, that's ultimately what it's about. And on most shows, the crowning moment, the best you can hope for, is waiting for that asshole to get kicked off the show, and maybe, yelled at in the process.

On The Ultimate Fighter, that asshole gets punched in the face, and you get to watch it. Then he gets kicked in the neck, dropped on his head, submitted, aaaannnnd then he gets kicked off the show.

It's the only reality show where the one thing we're all dying to see, is pretty much guaranteed to happen. And it is awesome.

Sure, sometimes that guy wins, but then a week or two later he's gotta fight again. And even if he wins then, and somehow goes on to win the show, that just means he'll be pitted against a UFC veteran, who will in all likelihood, pummel him. You get to follow this person's career and root against them for the rest of their life, and eventually, you get to see them lose. It's a satisfaction no other show can deliver.

Wouldn't you like to watch Omarosa from Apprentice get yelled at in some boardroom two years from now? How about Mr. "Not here to make friends," himself, Howie from Top Chef? Wouldn't you like watch some restaurant owner chew him out before chasing him from the kitchen and onto the dining room floor with pots whizzing by his head? Oh, trust me, it'll happen to the ole "Vanilla Gorilla," but you won't get to see it.

On the other hand, last month I got to watch Ultimate Fighter season one villain, Josh Koscheck, lose his undefeated record and get thoroughly dismantled by the most devastating welterweight on Earth, Georges St. Pierre. (For the record, even though with a name like "Georges" it sounds like there's more than one of him, and despite Koscheck's battered face telling another story, he's just one man.)

Way back in season one, Koscheck, and castmate Chris Leben got into a brief skirmish in the house. The producers pulled them aside in order to decide on a course of action. The moment on any other show where one guy would be asked to leave or assigned sessions with a psyhchiatrist. The solution on this show? "I don't care who started it, you're both gonna fight and the loser goes home." Yeah, that's a pretty good reality show and it has no equal.

The Contender? Sure, it has fighting, too. It also has edited matches, bad sound effects, and melodramatic music piped in for everything from fight walkouts to a guy making a sandwich. Where TUF is exciting, this show is dramatic... and heartwarming... and triumphant... and... whatever other emotion they decide you should be feeling at that moment.

Survivor? Is this show still on? It shouldn't be. If I wanted to look at a douchbag in a canvas cowboy hat blow into a conch shell I'd... I'd have bigger problems than what to watch on TV.

The Apprentice? The Ultimate Fighter has the advantage here in that Donald Trump isn't on The Ultimate Fighter. That's usually the mark of a good reality show, Trump's absence. Oh, and businessmen are boring and shouldn't be on TV.

Top Chef? Any show that features Anthony Bourdain mocking people is okay in my book, but he's only been on two episodes.

American Idol? Just... No.

Project Runway? Pretty good, but I notice a flaw. Maybe you've noticed it too, very rarely does host, Tim Gunn, choke anyone unconscious. Disappointing. If he had, specifically last season's winner, Jeffrey Sebelia, maybe I'd rank it higher.


The Ultimate Fighter debuts on SPIKE TV tomorrow. Feel free to watch it and tell me I'm wrong. 16 fighters, 1 UFC contract, and too many punches and kicks to count.

Most of which will be landing on an asshole.






TheCoolerKing has never actually watched The Apprentice, and yet, still feels fine judging it.

 

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smithers_jones

smithers_jones

I'm lost
November 2003

SEP 19, 2007 03:48 PM

Also, there's a lot more crying on TUF then one might expect. They are not afraid not afraid to show their tender side.

Like Zarth, but with fisticuffs.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

SEP 19, 2007 04:27 PM

XamaX_is_Dead said:

My next problem is Dana fucking White... So the former marine and the "bad ass" street fighter with over "300 wins" on the "street" get in a fight at the house. Dana says "it makes you guys look like animals and not highly trained athletes" and then kicks them off the show. Through the magic of editing this little "embarrassing" episode could have been edited out. It is bound to happen that these men are going to fight outside the ring, and you have to think in the back of dana's mind he loved it. it was probably the highest rated episode of the season. he puts 16 guys in a house, makes them share rooms, tells them they have to fight against each other and there can be only one, but you have to live together without a phone, and tv, oh and here is a bunch of alcohol... oh by the way we are going to tape it all... go fucking nuts guys, go nuts. OF COURSE THESE MUTHA FUCKERS ARE GOING TO FIGHT EACH OTHER EVENTUALLY. Everyone wants to be cool, and hard, and not loose face on national television. I watch it for the fights and to see the training regimne they go through. is the rest of it (at the house) entertaining? Sure if you like watching jackasses ooze machismo and act like fucking babies at every little thing.




That fight was left in the show to prove a point. Dana did the right thing by kicking those clowns off the show. He's spent the last decade working his ass off to legitimize MMA and the UFC and do you think he's going to allow these three guys to fuck it up for him. For so long the UFC has had to quiet the critics who say its nothing more than a barbaric modern day gladiator match. Senator John McCain once proposed a ban on "ultimate fighting" calling it 'human cockfighting'. If he had allowed them to continue on the show, he would have only proved the critics right in their beliefs that fighters are not athletes and are mindless drunken bar room brawlers. And as a fan and a jiu jitsu student i'd rather see the guys who are more disciplined and can control themselves outside of the octagon than brash, loudmouthed immature assholes who do nothing but give fighters a bad name.

XamaX_is_Dead

XamaX_is_Dead

La Mesa, CA
March 2007

SEP 20, 2007 07:18 PM

Eternalexile said:

XamaX_is_Dead said:

My next problem is Dana fucking White... So the former marine and the "bad ass" street fighter with over "300 wins" on the "street" get in a fight at the house. Dana says "it makes you guys look like animals and not highly trained athletes" and then kicks them off the show. Through the magic of editing this little "embarrassing" episode could have been edited out. It is bound to happen that these men are going to fight outside the ring, and you have to think in the back of dana's mind he loved it. it was probably the highest rated episode of the season. he puts 16 guys in a house, makes them share rooms, tells them they have to fight against each other and there can be only one, but you have to live together without a phone, and tv, oh and here is a bunch of alcohol... oh by the way we are going to tape it all... go fucking nuts guys, go nuts. OF COURSE THESE MUTHA FUCKERS ARE GOING TO FIGHT EACH OTHER EVENTUALLY. Everyone wants to be cool, and hard, and not loose face on national television. I watch it for the fights and to see the training regimne they go through. is the rest of it (at the house) entertaining? Sure if you like watching jackasses ooze machismo and act like fucking babies at every little thing.




That fight was left in the show to prove a point. Dana did the right thing by kicking those clowns off the show. He's spent the last decade working his ass off to legitimize MMA and the UFC and do you think he's going to allow these three guys to fuck it up for him. For so long the UFC has had to quiet the critics who say its nothing more than a barbaric modern day gladiator match. Senator John McCain once proposed a ban on "ultimate fighting" calling it 'human cockfighting'. If he had allowed them to continue on the show, he would have only proved the critics right in their beliefs that fighters are not athletes and are mindless drunken bar room brawlers. And as a fan and a jiu jitsu student i'd rather see the guys who are more disciplined and can control themselves outside of the octagon than brash, loudmouthed immature assholes who do nothing but give fighters a bad name.



I can see your point, and to a certain extent i agree. let's just go over a few things though.

have you seen the advertising they are doing for this season? guys throwing a fusball table in the pool, kicking holes in walls, getting in more fights in the house, and basically being jackasses.

so you can say Dana white does this, and Dana White is doing that, but I am pretty sure he has a fair amount of creative control in the show and can omit certain things if he were so inclined.

why then, if Dana White is in fact this crusader for good and has all this control of an immensly popular show, would he allow such advertisments to continue? I tell you why, because he wants the fucking raitings. he wants his brand's name out there. oh sure he talks a good talk about being a crusader for the sport and changing perceptions of how people view the UFC, and the people involved in the UFC, that is when half of his sentences aren't being bleeped out because he seems to curse with the proficency and ease of a drunken pissed off Marine this to me indicates a level of unproffesionalism for the mouth piece and crusader of MMA.

he can say whatever he wants, his actions to me indicate he has no interest in the fighters, or perception he and they give the world that these guys are bi-polar, roid raging, cry about anything fucktards. Dana White wants one thing. ratings. and let's face it, immature assholes breaking shit while drunk, pissing in people's gear, graffiting walls, and getting into brawls with each other fucking sales like crack! I don't like it, i would never act that way, but there you go, that is why they don't pick normal, even keel guys to focus in on while taping the show, they don't produce numbers.

if Dana white wanted to show them as actual professional athletes who are mature and not lunatics he could easily spring some extra cash for the show and let them all have their own room, take away the booze, and penalize them for disruptive or destructive behaviour. i think this would cut down on a lot of the problems on the show. Instead he let's them go fucking ape shit, and let's his fighters in the real UFC use steroids.

in conclussion Dana White is a huge fucking douche bag and a hypocrite to boot.

joenobody

joenobody

I'm lost
December 2004

SEP 21, 2007 08:05 PM

smithers_jones said:
Also, there's a lot more crying on TUF then one might expect. They are not afraid not afraid to show their tender side.

Like Zarth, but with fisticuffs.



sometimes, i think...."what the hell is this guy crying for? he just got to train with the pros every day for a month, absolutely free. i just paid $80 to train with royce gracie for 3 hours. and now he might not have won the contract, but he'll be brought back to the UFC in the future. if he didn't, then every other minor promotion will bend over backwards to get someone who was on that show."

...but with all the pressure they create for themselves, they still have more reason to cry than someone who has to hear simon cowell tell them they can't sing because they butchered the song from the titanic (it takes a really bad singer to make that song any worse than it already is).

NotoriousCAT

NotoriousCAT

Atlanta, GA
January 2004

SEP 21, 2007 08:12 PM

i think hughes will be a better coach that serra.
but honestly, i am not so sure yet which team i prefer this season.

XamaX_is_Dead

XamaX_is_Dead

La Mesa, CA
March 2007

SEP 21, 2007 08:48 PM

NotoriousCAT said:
i think hughes will be a better coach that serra.
but honestly, i am not so sure yet which team i prefer this season.




my roommate and i sat and discussed the merits of the two matt's as coaches. i prefer Serra cuase he will always have your back, he always shows up and you can always hear him at ring side. my roomate prefered Hughes. his training regimene looks a bit mroe hardcore, but he still seems way to cocky for me. it was just his whole attitude. i will give him a slight advantage in the following areas.

1. like him or hate him he was champ for a long time. that takes skill, and dediaction and he knows what it takes to get there and stay there

2. he has coached on the show before.

3. He comes from a camp where there was at one time two champions and multiple contenders, so he knows what it is to be in that environment and how to create it.

i give serra the following advantages.

1. he can empathize with the fighters since he had to live in the house.

2. He is louder than Hughes and i think he cares more for the fighters he trains than hughes does.

3. he knows what it is like to be an underdog and prove everyone wrong.

i dunno. i still go Serra, i like him as a human being better.

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