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MONDAY SEPTEMBER 17 2007 6:34 PM

Submitted by Gerry_D. Edited By Gerry_D.

TAGS: SuicideGirls, Californication, Showtime, E!,

As if we didn't know already, E! Entertainment recently named working for SuicideGirls one of the 12 sexiest jobs in Hollywood...number 3 to be exact! Camera crews followed Missy into the office and on two photoshoots with models Mitsuko and Zoli. In case you missed the juicy footage, E! Entertainment's "12 Sexiest Hollywood Jobs" is scheduled to air again (unless there is round-the-clock-coverage of OJ in jail):

Friday, Sep 21, 6:00p
Saturday, Sep 22, 9:00p
Friday, Sep 28, 9:00p
Saturday, Oct 6, 7:00a

Believe it or not, there's actually an ugly side to Hollywood. In fact, there are tons of shitty jobs here in Los Angeles. Here are the 6 least sexy jobs in show business:

6) All night car wash attendant. Los Angeles is the tranny hooker capital of the english-speaking world. Necessitating it also have the most 24 hour self serve car washes.
5) Pool cleaner, Standard Hotel (downtown). First you skim the dead bugs and cum, then you make sure to add 2 gallons of chlorine and 2 gallons of Valtrex.
4) Isaiah Washington apologizer.
3) Working anywhere withing screaming distance of David O. Russell.
2) Johnny Mountain Ranger. (Don't ask...you do not want to know)
1) Rosie O'Donnell's wardrobe dresser. Nobody lasts long in this position. It actually causes both blindness and sterility.
If you need to make a boner within 24 hours of watching this video you are shit out of fucking luck.

After watching that clip do your eyes need something to wash their mouths out? Try Californication.

As you may recall there has been quite a bit of exposure for the SuicideGirls on TV recently. Californication has been a lot of fun so far and Rachel Miner has been terrific as DaniCA Suicide. Good news just broke about the show too: it's getting a second season beginning in the summer of 2008. If you haven't seen the show yet, here's a look at what you've been missing courtesy of Missy's set of DaniCa:

While we're on the subject of SG's on TV: tell Tivo to go get you the episode of CSI NY that starred a bunch of SG's. It had the best ending of that show ever:

Not to mention jeremyscareme's upcoming horror remake: The Wizard of Gore. Here's a taste:

You can watch the full episode G4's Icons on the SuicideGirls right here on SG's video player.

The Cooler King and Gerry D enjoyed coming up with the least sexy jobs in Hollywood.

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Ferretbite

Mexico

September 2006

SEP 17, 2007 07:13 PM

I find the sight of Mulder banging Gracie Sheffield seriously disturbing, however I guess I'll try and see how Rachel Miner portrays a SuicideGirl. Eventually, that is, as I have no idea when it will air here in Mexico, probably around this time next year...

Clairific

Los Angeles, CA

August 2005

SEP 17, 2007 07:18 PM

Re: E! countdown: omg we were on tv!
Re: Tranny hookers: they hang out on the corner with the mushroom tree in piles of garbage.

triskadekafobic

Germany

April 2006

SEP 17, 2007 07:24 PM

yes it's true that was the best ending ever to a CSY:NY, however it was also the most unbelievable, what (straight)man could say "no" to Nixon or any suicide girl?

edit: actually upon further reflection, I think even a gay man would have a hard time saying "no" to any of the suicide girls

and it's really good to see david duchovny in something good again

Vermin

HOPEFUL

United Kingdom

SEP 17, 2007 07:36 PM

For some reason I actually find this incredibly depressing.

Ah well, mo' money for SG I guess.

bosonuser

Portland, OR

January 2003

SEP 17, 2007 07:55 PM

The site contines to grow and grow up into a media darling, the more it does so the more it loses it's roots.

It is good and bad I guess. Used to be all the SG's were active, commenting, blogging etc...

More and more I see sets and such from girls really here for self promotion and not to be a part of SG but as a springboard to something else. As the site continues it's growth there will be more of that.

Vanessa

SUICIDEGIRL

New Mexico, USA

SEP 17, 2007 08:06 PM

I didn't realize being an SG was a "job".

xXlovepinsXx

Hendersonville, NC

September 2007

SEP 17, 2007 08:24 PM

if it's a job then it's the best job in the world isn't it?

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY

February 2004

SEP 17, 2007 08:25 PM

Vanessa said:
I didn't realize being an SG was a "job".

hope the tax man doesnt find out and come for his $29

Spaceboy

Dallas, TX

October 2004

SEP 17, 2007 08:58 PM

I like how they all hold hands as they are walking out of the police station. I guess that's so they don't lose anyone on the way to the punk rock show.

burtlo

Seattle, WA

May 2004

SEP 17, 2007 09:27 PM

Vanessa said:
I didn't realize being an SG was a "job".

I know there are girls working 'at' Suicide Girls, I didn't know there were girls able to work solely 'as' Suicide Girls.

Also, I can't watch any of G4 Icons video after the introduction of the sets (UPDATE: Things are much more fair weather now but I can't download the file).

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX

May 2006

SEP 17, 2007 09:29 PM

burtlo said:

Vanessa said:
I didn't realize being an SG was a "job".

I think maybe they are talking about the people that work for SG, the staff. Like Missy.

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

SEP 17, 2007 09:39 PM

If you need to make a boner within 24 hours of watching this video you are shit out of fucking luck.

I watched that entire thing not 5 minutes ago, and I have a boner as I type this. What do I win?

-TM

ericwine

Charlotte Hall, MD

January 2007

SEP 17, 2007 09:52 PM

triskaidekafobic said:
yes it's true that was the best ending ever to a CSY:NY, however it was also the most unbelievable, what (straight)man could say "no" to Nixon or any suicide girl?

I've been wondering that since the first time I watched the episode...

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH

February 2007

SEP 17, 2007 10:07 PM

ericwine said:

triskaidekafobic said:
yes it's true that was the best ending ever to a CSY:NY, however it was also the most unbelievable, what (straight)man could say "no" to Nixon or any suicide girl?

I've been wondering that since the first time I watched the episode...

i was kind of hoping that Nixon would kick him in the nads, i like the show, and i like the character he portrays, i just think he needs his ego checked from time to time.

And Nixon could of handed him his ego on a silver platter.