
Last May it was Japan with this retardation. Now it's Russia. The governor of Ulyanovsk, a central Russian province, told his constituents to skip work and fuck today. As you might have guessed, this is all part of a well-thought-out attempt to boost the Russian population, which is shrinking by about 700,000 people a year.
The governor of a central Russian province urged couples to skip work on Wednesday and make love instead to help boost Russia's low birth-rate.
And if a woman gives birth in exactly nine months time -- on Russia's national day on June 12 -- she will qualify for a prize, perhaps even winning a new home.
"It's normally something for the home -- a fridge or a television set," Yelena Yakovleva at the Ulyanovsk regional administration press office, said.
"It doesn't matter if it's a girl or a boy."
Not only does it not matter if it's a girl or a boy--it doesn't matter if the child is the product of a marriage, or a single mother.
Prizes will extend equally to unwed women who produce children on the right day, though the biggest prizes will go to married couples.
On Russia Day this year, a family won a jeep after their fourth baby was born on the holiday.
Next year, the top prizes will include an apartment, Morozov told Reuters. "We need more people," he said.
Anyone curious about why the Russian population is shrinking? Oh, just because births are failing to outpace a high death rate boosted by AIDS, alcoholism and suicide. That's all. Just an AIDS epidemic, chronic alcoholism, and suicide. All of which will clearly be solved by, um, more people to drink, fuck, and kill themselves. Yeah, more babies will fix it.
They clearly put a lot of brainpower into this plan.
Dasvidanya, Russia.
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