MTV to Debut BiSexual Dating Show, Featuring...

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Tila Tequila. Yeah. It's sort of going to be like VH1's "Flavor of Love", only unlike Flavor Flav, who only entertains advances from the opposite sex, Tila Tequila will be messing around with both men and women. MTV says Ms. Tequila is a bisexual, which means the contestants on the show will be sixteen straight guys and sixteen lesbians.

“The finalists move into her mansion, live together, and each week Tila will narrow down her suitors. “Every episode will culminate in a dramatic ceremony unlike anything you’ve ever seen before,” according to the network. It would be almost revolutionary, if it wasn't so...lame. Someone should tell Tila that MTV and VH1 reality shows are where yesterday's celebretards wind up. Joining the washed-up burnouts of reality TV isn't likely to help her suffering "music" career, either. Is there anything more celebretarded than to have 2,011,000 "friends" on MySpace and not be able to sell your music?

If Tila Tequila is looking for lub, why not just set her up with Scott Baio? He has his own reality show, too. It's called "Scott Baio is 45...and Single". Doesn't get cooler than that! Tila, this is the stratum of society that you're associating yourself with. Scott Baio. He's 45...and single.

Why is this the shit that gets greenlit? This is the kind of thing that makes me worry Idiocracy wasn't a dark comedy, but rather a prophecy.

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