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  • TUESDAY AUGUST 21 2007 4:00 PM

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry



I always like it when mamas talk about what motherhood is actually like, rather than faking the Stepford soccer mom personality we all feel like we're "supposed" to have. Today was the first day of school for my kid and I'm frazzled, so in honor of mamas everywhere who are gearing up for the new school year and dragging themselves and their kids through Target or KMart in search of the lists of required school supplies, I thought I'd say a little bit today about parents and drug use.

Y'all might (or might not) remember the flamewars about meth users and women who drink while pregnant. And maybe you're aware of Frank Owen's new book about meth, which is getting good reviews --Owen argues that each era has its representative drug, and that meth is all the rage right now in part because it serves our desire for busy, focused, productivity, which makes sense to me.

And here's another nice piece that goes beyond the conventional wisdom about drug use, specifically, drug use as a parent. In Highlights, Babble's "Bad Parent" column, L.J. Wilson, bless her, talks about why smoking pot makes her a better parent, dammit.

There are those who believe anyone who gets stoned while caring for a child should receive a visit from child protective services. But there are times when I find myself snapping at my now six-year-old son over normal foibles, or when I find myself too distracted by mundane household chores to sit down and focus on his needs, that I realize that my making a quick and discreet trip to the garage would do me — and him — a world of good.



Amen, my sister. I don't smoke pot--it just makes me paranoid, and I don't really enjoy it--but god knows there are days when mama needs a drink and a cigarette, thankyouverymuch. And of course there's the anti-depressants. What can I say, I'm a traditionalist: the old-school mother's little helpers work just fine for me. But hey, if Mama Wilson wants to smoke a joint now and again, far be it from me to criticize her for that.

Now of course, before everyone gets all shrill n' shit, blah blah drug addiction is a serious problem, blah blah bad example for the kiddos, blah blah children are the Most Important Things In Our Lives, blah blah. The point here isn't to promote parental addiction. The point is that parents are actual human beings, just like everyone else. Some of us are as conventional and safe as Ward and June; but some of us enjoy a drink or a joint or an occasional lost weekend just like anyone else. And yeah, some of us are seriously fucked up. But just like "regular" people, most parents are actually capable of using yer common recreational drugs responsibly (and those who aren't, aren't gonna stop being fucked up just because Society Disapproves, alas.)

So yeah. If you're a mom (or a dad) with that brain-dead "jesus, how many stores do I have to go to to find oil pastels, dammit" thing going on, or if you're an impatient child-free sort who feels bitchy and impatient with all those back-to-school families that seem to be everywhere again, pour yourself a fucking drink, fire up a joint, whatever. Chill out. In a few weeks we'll all be back to normal again--whatever that means.

Bitch_PhD is, in fact, a soccer mom this year.

 

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Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

AUG 23, 2007 12:03 PM

isn't the name of the article also a country song?

XamaX_is_Dead

XamaX_is_Dead

La Mesa, CA
March 2007

AUG 25, 2007 11:41 AM

gillycat said:
tangentially, did anyone else think Bitch was talking about this Highlights for a second?



I totally did and it threw me for a loop. I was going to have to call my mom and if she had any of my old highlights left and see what kind of articles i missed as a child when all i cared about was circiling all the animals i could find in a picture, or spoting th difference in two pictures etc... glad we cleared that up... or did we?

XamaX_is_Dead

XamaX_is_Dead

La Mesa, CA
March 2007

AUG 25, 2007 11:50 AM

Formus said:

SinisterMike said:
If you have to use drugs (even occasionally) as an escape from your being a parent, don't bitch when your kid eventually uses them to escape you. Get over it, there are bigger obsticales in life then buying schools supplies.



No one's talking about "escape." It's called stress relief. Way to go. And no parent that I know that smokes pot gets angry when their kids do. I've smoked pot readily with some of my friends' parents. So way to go again.



yeah my brother and dad used to smoke together, some people call it cool, i call it pathetic that my old as dad had to smoke with a teenage kid and a bunch of his friends, and i guess try to seem cool to them and hang out with them more and more and more, then my brother dropped out of school, my dad didn't give a fuck... why you ask? because he was in prision for pawning shit that my brother and his friends stole while their "friends" were at school. they they sarted meth together, and we lost our house!!! man i love that kind of responsibility... if parents want to unwind cool. don't unwind with your kids. it's a slippery slop for the parent who feels like now they are to much a friend to their child to be a fucking parent.

pink_n_violent

pink_n_violent

La Vergne, TN
August 2007

AUG 25, 2007 01:43 PM

yeah if mom or dad wants a joint now and then by all means have at it, but to say it makes you a better parent is a load of shit by a person who can't handle life.

The_Reverend

The_Reverend

United Kingdom
September 2004

AUG 26, 2007 02:47 AM

SixBoxes said:
This was a really cool article, because beneath the defensive righteousness is a big helping of burning logic.

We all seem to agree that the occasional drink or toke helps keep the edge off, as long as we're responsible and judicious with our consumption, as long as we don't let it interfere with our everyday lives.

Now replace "everyday lives" with "ability to parent". I see no difference.



+1

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

AUG 26, 2007 09:43 AM

pink_n_violent said:
yeah if mom or dad wants a joint now and then by all means have at it, but to say it makes you a better parent is a load of shit by a person who can't handle life.


Doing drugs or drinking does not mean you can't handle life. It simply means you like the feeling when you're on them.

My brother is a dentist with his own practice and my sister-in-law is a chiropractor. They have three kids and have done MDMA since medical school.

They enjoy that because it gives them a nice break from the day-to-day bullshit. Being relaxed does make them better parents and probably less bitchy to one another since they both have quite a load to handle. Both of them are handling life pretty damn well.

Don't be so ignorant and judgmental towards others. smile Just figure out what works for you and let other people figure out what works for them.

Clidna

Clidna

Canada
January 2005

AUG 26, 2007 10:21 AM

TheGringo said:

pink_n_violent said:
yeah if mom or dad wants a joint now and then by all means have at it, but to say it makes you a better parent is a load of shit by a person who can't handle life.


Doing drugs or drinking does not mean you can't handle life. It simply means you like the feeling when you're on them.

My brother is a dentist with his own practice and my sister-in-law is a chiropractor. They have three kids and have done MDMA since medical school.

They enjoy that because it gives them a nice break from the day-to-day bullshit. Being relaxed does make them better parents and probably less bitchy to one another since they both have quite a load to handle. Both of them are handling life pretty damn well.

Don't be so ignorant and judgmental towards others. smile Just figure out what works for you and let other people figure out what works for them.



Thank you... I was about to say the same thing - only without the smiley face wink

Clidna

Clidna

Canada
January 2005

AUG 26, 2007 10:26 AM

XamaX_is_Dead said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Formus said:

SinisterMike said:
If you have to use drugs (even occasionally) as an escape from your being a parent, don't bitch when your kid eventually uses them to escape you. Get over it, there are bigger obsticales in life then buying schools supplies.



No one's talking about "escape." It's called stress relief. Way to go. And no parent that I know that smokes pot gets angry when their kids do. I've smoked pot readily with some of my friends' parents. So way to go again.



yeah my brother and dad used to smoke together, some people call it cool, i call it pathetic that my old as dad had to smoke with a teenage kid and a bunch of his friends, and i guess try to seem cool to them and hang out with them more and more and more, then my brother dropped out of school, my dad didn't give a fuck... why you ask? because he was in prision for pawning shit that my brother and his friends stole while their "friends" were at school. they they sarted meth together, and we lost our house!!! man i love that kind of responsibility... if parents want to unwind cool. don't unwind with your kids. it's a slippery slop for the parent who feels like now they are to much a friend to their child to be a fucking parent.



In other words, your father didn't know the difference between recreational and addictive, and didn't understand responsibility. That doesn't mean everyone is like that... you really shouldn't assume that everyone is like your dad. There are many people out there that do understand the difference, and can handle both responsibility and the occassional toke.

edith

edith

France
April 2006

AUG 27, 2007 01:27 AM

exactly. i really think people who start doing meth puke with their kids are in a totally different category.

first of all it's whole different story if you are even going to start doing drugs or getting drunk WITH their kids. i have to say that as a teenager those parents who bought us alcohol or smoked weed with us were NOT considered "cool". they were all pretty big loser parents.

there is a whole different category of very responsible people who are very successful and still smoke weed or whatever on weekends. as a young kid i used to nanny a lot for super rich people and help out with the kids at their dinner parties. those lawyers, artists, doctors, professors all got pretty toasty and would often pass around a joint. no big whoop.

ClearBrightFire

ClearBrightFire

United Kingdom
November 2003

AUG 27, 2007 11:35 AM

I used to drink a hell of a lot before I concieved my son but Ive pretty much stayed off it since then to be honest. Not for any role model type reason or sudden moral questioning on my part, simply because a hangover is really not fun with a small child bouncing on your head at 6am

Clidna

Clidna

Canada
January 2005

AUG 27, 2007 01:10 PM

I think most parents are probably like that - I know I am. But I don't like the fact that some people, many of whom don't even have children, will call me "weak" or "irresponsible" or "unable to handle life" if I decide to have a Bacardi breezer while relaxing in the backyard once the kids are in bed. Not only is that extremely judgemental, but it is also insulting.

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

AUG 27, 2007 01:14 PM

Clidna said:
I think most parents are probably like that - I know I am. But I don't like the fact that some people, many of whom don't even have children, will call me "weak" or "irresponsible" or "unable to handle life" if I decide to have a Bacardi breezer while relaxing in the backyard once the kids are in bed. Not only is that extremely judgemental, but it is also insulting.



It's also just ridiculous. The people who think you're supposed to become some sort of saint once you become a parent are insane.

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