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  • TUESDAY AUGUST 21 2007 4:00 PM

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry



I always like it when mamas talk about what motherhood is actually like, rather than faking the Stepford soccer mom personality we all feel like we're "supposed" to have. Today was the first day of school for my kid and I'm frazzled, so in honor of mamas everywhere who are gearing up for the new school year and dragging themselves and their kids through Target or KMart in search of the lists of required school supplies, I thought I'd say a little bit today about parents and drug use.

Y'all might (or might not) remember the flamewars about meth users and women who drink while pregnant. And maybe you're aware of Frank Owen's new book about meth, which is getting good reviews --Owen argues that each era has its representative drug, and that meth is all the rage right now in part because it serves our desire for busy, focused, productivity, which makes sense to me.

And here's another nice piece that goes beyond the conventional wisdom about drug use, specifically, drug use as a parent. In Highlights, Babble's "Bad Parent" column, L.J. Wilson, bless her, talks about why smoking pot makes her a better parent, dammit.

There are those who believe anyone who gets stoned while caring for a child should receive a visit from child protective services. But there are times when I find myself snapping at my now six-year-old son over normal foibles, or when I find myself too distracted by mundane household chores to sit down and focus on his needs, that I realize that my making a quick and discreet trip to the garage would do me — and him — a world of good.



Amen, my sister. I don't smoke pot--it just makes me paranoid, and I don't really enjoy it--but god knows there are days when mama needs a drink and a cigarette, thankyouverymuch. And of course there's the anti-depressants. What can I say, I'm a traditionalist: the old-school mother's little helpers work just fine for me. But hey, if Mama Wilson wants to smoke a joint now and again, far be it from me to criticize her for that.

Now of course, before everyone gets all shrill n' shit, blah blah drug addiction is a serious problem, blah blah bad example for the kiddos, blah blah children are the Most Important Things In Our Lives, blah blah. The point here isn't to promote parental addiction. The point is that parents are actual human beings, just like everyone else. Some of us are as conventional and safe as Ward and June; but some of us enjoy a drink or a joint or an occasional lost weekend just like anyone else. And yeah, some of us are seriously fucked up. But just like "regular" people, most parents are actually capable of using yer common recreational drugs responsibly (and those who aren't, aren't gonna stop being fucked up just because Society Disapproves, alas.)

So yeah. If you're a mom (or a dad) with that brain-dead "jesus, how many stores do I have to go to to find oil pastels, dammit" thing going on, or if you're an impatient child-free sort who feels bitchy and impatient with all those back-to-school families that seem to be everywhere again, pour yourself a fucking drink, fire up a joint, whatever. Chill out. In a few weeks we'll all be back to normal again--whatever that means.

Bitch_PhD is, in fact, a soccer mom this year.

 

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dragonflower

dragonflower

Austin, TX
January 2007

AUG 21, 2007 11:54 PM

gillycat said:
tangentially, did anyone else think Bitch was talking about this Highlights for a second?



yes. and it was a fun fun hillarious moment.

dragonflower

dragonflower

Austin, TX
January 2007

AUG 21, 2007 11:58 PM

Clidna said:
Why is it if somebody has a drink after a particularly hard week at work, it's "relaxing" or "de-stressing" but if a parent does it after a particularly hard week at home, it's "escaping"?

How many kids do you have, sir?



EXactly.

dragonflower

dragonflower

Austin, TX
January 2007

AUG 22, 2007 12:12 AM

good job Bitch, lovely article. and hell, sometimes when my girl and i are babysitting i sneak off to have a few tokes. and things go just fine. if i don't necessarily get distracted by the xbox for a little while. my parents didn't really do a lot of drinking. mom didn't much at all, dad might have a beer or two if we ate out. i know mom smoked the odd j now and then. they were just as confused as hell as anyone else, and did the best job they could. and they had plenty of help from some friends' parents, too. some of whom are great to smoke with now. we were educated and pretty much kept it at home.

edith

edith

France
April 2006

AUG 22, 2007 01:38 AM

Bitch_PhD said:
I always like it when mamas talk about what motherhood is actually like, rather than faking the Stepford soccer mom personality we all feel like we're "supposed" to have.




exactly. this is the whole point of everything. judgemental high strung soccer mamas scare me deeply. they can be quite dangerous. what's funny is now that the "crunchy" toke friendly attachment parenting movement is sweeping the nation the same types are embracing it since it's the latest trend. they are disguised with their slings and breastfeeding, but it's the same wolf in sheep's clothing.

"oh my god, look at her...i would NEVER leave my baby grizzling in a STROLLER to talk to my friend ...LOOK at her BOTTLE...she doesn't even breastfeed...oh my god her toddler is crying and she's IGNORING him..OH MY GOD GROSSS is she smoking? "

the neurotic, overbearing, martyr type does not make a good healthy mother either.

good article and good points.

joker_

joker_

Minneapolis, MN
October 2005

AUG 22, 2007 04:42 AM

Personally, I am sick of people who don't find ways to relax themselves.
More pot and booze for everyone, please hurry up and stop with the highly strung bullshit. I don't care if you're a parent, a teacher or a person I work with, please stop what you're doing and have a few drinks.

Lode_Runner

Lode_Runner

Australia
December 2004

AUG 22, 2007 04:46 AM

Bitch_PhD said:

TheGringo said:

MrMat said:
The Gringo hit the nail on the head:

Don't have kids!

Kids are ruining our planet.


That's not what I was saying. I don't want to have kids. I don't think that every person should have kids just for the fucking sake of saying, "Yay! I reproduced!"

It's not like we haven't already overpopulated this planet.



If you don't want kids, then by all means don't have them. But the "overpopulation" argument is lame, and dismissing people's children as having kids "just for the fucking sake of saying 'Yay! I reproduced!'" is just foolish and obnoxious. People have kids because hello, fucking = children. Women who are educated and well off tend to deliberately limit the number of children they bear. If you're worried about overpopulation, you'd be better off talking about educating and empowering women in poor countries than snarking about other people's choices--especially if (as I assume) you don't take kindly to people telling you that you *should* have kids.



I don't think that's what the Gringo was saying. I think he was saying the opposite in a way: that if other people WANT kids that's a valid choice, but he doesn't want to have kids and he shouldn't feel pressured by others because of it - it's not like it's something that he needs to do just because so many other people are doing it (the YAY I reproduced part) because that's a bad reason for anyone to have kids. Nor is him having children something that's needed by the world (in an already overpopulated planet one person not reproducing is hardly going to hurt the species, it's actually going to potentially be better for the planet). I just don't think he was attacking other people's decisions to become parents like your response implies.

anaxarete

anaxarete

New York, NY
January 2006

AUG 22, 2007 05:59 AM

edith said:
what's funny is now that the "crunchy" toke friendly attachment parenting movement is sweeping the nation the same types are embracing it since it's the latest trend. they are disguised with their slings and breastfeeding, but it's the same wolf in sheep's clothing.

"oh my god, look at her...i would NEVER leave my baby grizzling in a STROLLER to talk to my friend ...LOOK at her BOTTLE...she doesn't even breastfeed...oh my god her toddler is crying and she's IGNORING him..OH MY GOD GROSSS is she smoking? "

the neurotic, overbearing, martyr type does not make a good healthy mother either.



although this may be gaining some popularity in certain areas, i certainly wouldnt describe it as "sweeping the nation"

have you been to the nation lately?

TaoAndCoffee

TaoAndCoffee

Stoney Creek, ON
June 2007

AUG 22, 2007 07:02 AM

This was a really cool article, because beneath the defensive righteousness is a big helping of burning logic.

We all seem to agree that the occasional drink or toke helps keep the edge off, as long as we're responsible and judicious with our consumption, as long as we don't let it interfere with our everyday lives.

Now replace "everyday lives" with "ability to parent". I see no difference.

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

AUG 22, 2007 08:10 AM

MrMat said:
The Gringo hit the nail on the head:

Don't have kids!

Kids are ruining our planet.



Kids don't have kids, man.

People have kids.

It's the people that are ruining the planet, not the kids.

legionnaire

legionnaire

Belgium
November 2003

AUG 22, 2007 08:19 AM

LordHAlmighty said:
This last summer I was in Europe with a group of students and actually got to teach them about drinking wine and the different kinds of beers... a little appreciation class, if you will, on location... the kids noticed quickly in Europe that a lot of people drink but that you don't see very many drunk-off-their-ass people stumbling around and being obnoxious... hmm... why is THAT? (well... except for American tourists, that is...)



I take it that trip didn't include any time in England?

unfiltrator

unfiltrator

San Francisco, CA
April 2004

AUG 22, 2007 09:47 AM

I'm surprised anyone gripes about parents toking or drinking. Who's griping? Older folks? What are their arguments?

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

AUG 22, 2007 10:53 AM

Bitch_PhD said:
If you don't want kids, then by all means don't have them.


Thanks for your approval. This means so much to me.

But the "overpopulation" argument is lame, and dismissing people's children as having kids "just for the fucking sake of saying 'Yay! I reproduced!'" is just foolish and obnoxious.


The statement of "overpopulation" wasn't/isn't an argument. It's a fact. Some people may disagree and I respect that. I just view our species as a cancer on this planet that spreads ugliness, hate, which will ultimately extinguish itself once it's completely ruined the entire world. smile

People have kids because hello, fucking = children. Women who are educated and well off tend to deliberately limit the number of children they bear.


So do men. Some of us have vasectomies or use condoms (which generally prevent conception in addition to protecting from diseases and infections).

If you're worried about overpopulation, you'd be better off talking about educating and empowering women in poor countries than snarking about other people's choices--especially if (as I assume) you don't take kindly to people telling you that you *should* have kids.


I do believe that women should be empowered but I believe in rights for EVERYONE - not just for minorities and women. Although I support feminists - I tend to lose respect for the extremists. Some of them (and you appear to fall into this category) will only see a woman's side and look for injustices that aren't there. They live their lives as victims and victimize other women blindly without dismissing genders and evaluating situations without bias.

I absolutely believe that women have been discriminated against in the past, and believe it's still going on today. I will absolutely defend someone against hate crimes or discrimination because it's one of our (humans) ugliest of traits.

I won't, however, automatically assume that someone is committing any such crime or injustice just because they fall into a gender, race, religion, or nationality and treat them with disrespect. I would rather react or respond after I've seen their intentions, acts, or motives.

It's very clear to me that you're an extremist. I think it's sad. Ultimately, you're doing more harm for women's rights than good. You create disdain rather than providing an open understanding of problems where we can work together to solve problems.

I'm pretty sure Martin Luther King wouldn't have made the impact he did if he came across as an asshole and insulted whitey instead of trying to unite through mutual respect.

Vidalia

Vidalia

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

AUG 22, 2007 11:41 AM

biggrin

LordHAlmighty

LordHAlmighty

Citrus Heights, CA
July 2007

AUG 22, 2007 10:07 PM

Legionnaire...

HAH! Nope... Italy (go figure... maybe we just didn't hit the right spots!), France, Germany and Austria...

edith

edith

France
April 2006

AUG 23, 2007 12:34 AM

anaxarete said:

edith said:
what's funny is now that the "crunchy" toke friendly attachment parenting movement is sweeping the nation the same types are embracing it since it's the latest trend. they are disguised with their slings and breastfeeding, but it's the same wolf in sheep's clothing.

"oh my god, look at her...i would NEVER leave my baby grizzling in a STROLLER to talk to my friend ...LOOK at her BOTTLE...she doesn't even breastfeed...oh my god her toddler is crying and she's IGNORING him..OH MY GOD GROSSS is she smoking? "

the neurotic, overbearing, martyr type does not make a good healthy mother either.



although this may be gaining some popularity in certain areas, i certainly wouldnt describe it as "sweeping the nation"

have you been to the nation lately?



no..same perfectionist "soccer mom" types of the 90's are following the latest baby trends, which happen to be attachment parenting at the moment.

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