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  • TUESDAY AUGUST 21 2007 4:00 PM

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry



I always like it when mamas talk about what motherhood is actually like, rather than faking the Stepford soccer mom personality we all feel like we're "supposed" to have. Today was the first day of school for my kid and I'm frazzled, so in honor of mamas everywhere who are gearing up for the new school year and dragging themselves and their kids through Target or KMart in search of the lists of required school supplies, I thought I'd say a little bit today about parents and drug use.

Y'all might (or might not) remember the flamewars about meth users and women who drink while pregnant. And maybe you're aware of Frank Owen's new book about meth, which is getting good reviews --Owen argues that each era has its representative drug, and that meth is all the rage right now in part because it serves our desire for busy, focused, productivity, which makes sense to me.

And here's another nice piece that goes beyond the conventional wisdom about drug use, specifically, drug use as a parent. In Highlights, Babble's "Bad Parent" column, L.J. Wilson, bless her, talks about why smoking pot makes her a better parent, dammit.

There are those who believe anyone who gets stoned while caring for a child should receive a visit from child protective services. But there are times when I find myself snapping at my now six-year-old son over normal foibles, or when I find myself too distracted by mundane household chores to sit down and focus on his needs, that I realize that my making a quick and discreet trip to the garage would do me — and him — a world of good.



Amen, my sister. I don't smoke pot--it just makes me paranoid, and I don't really enjoy it--but god knows there are days when mama needs a drink and a cigarette, thankyouverymuch. And of course there's the anti-depressants. What can I say, I'm a traditionalist: the old-school mother's little helpers work just fine for me. But hey, if Mama Wilson wants to smoke a joint now and again, far be it from me to criticize her for that.

Now of course, before everyone gets all shrill n' shit, blah blah drug addiction is a serious problem, blah blah bad example for the kiddos, blah blah children are the Most Important Things In Our Lives, blah blah. The point here isn't to promote parental addiction. The point is that parents are actual human beings, just like everyone else. Some of us are as conventional and safe as Ward and June; but some of us enjoy a drink or a joint or an occasional lost weekend just like anyone else. And yeah, some of us are seriously fucked up. But just like "regular" people, most parents are actually capable of using yer common recreational drugs responsibly (and those who aren't, aren't gonna stop being fucked up just because Society Disapproves, alas.)

So yeah. If you're a mom (or a dad) with that brain-dead "jesus, how many stores do I have to go to to find oil pastels, dammit" thing going on, or if you're an impatient child-free sort who feels bitchy and impatient with all those back-to-school families that seem to be everywhere again, pour yourself a fucking drink, fire up a joint, whatever. Chill out. In a few weeks we'll all be back to normal again--whatever that means.

Bitch_PhD is, in fact, a soccer mom this year.

 

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LostLucy

LostLucy

USA
December 2006

AUG 21, 2007 08:12 PM

Hell yes I love to toke up or slam a drink after a long day of playing, reading, drawing, doing algebra and the rest. Why would anyone find this distasteful?? do you think we love to nag and oversee homework? do we derive joy always from trying to shape the young"uns? It is hard work and sometimes a little assistance can help one relax and surely go back to being a good parent.

why o why do childless men, seemingly so ignorant of women, persist in their insistance of how irrelevant these news items are? If you feel that it doens't apply to you, move the fuck on bridget! tongue

gmanwtfbbq

gmanwtfbbq

Braselton, GA
December 2006

AUG 21, 2007 08:16 PM

Youve got 12 more years of "OMG I have to buy what for you for school?!" drama to go through before its done. Plus the whole teenager and hormone thing. How are you going to deal with all of that?? Mommy drinks because shes weak.

Formus

Formus

Milwaukee, WI
May 2007

AUG 21, 2007 08:23 PM

Clidna said:

flabajaba2213 said:
You have to spend some time in Maine. In my 2.5 year visit, I became aware of a phenomena called a "stevah". (stay-vuh)

It is basically a drinking party where under-aged kids drink under parental supervision.

The reasoning: Parents would rather that their children learn to respect and use alcohol properly under their guidance than to leave it to the frat boys.

It is actually a really unique experience!



Actually this happens all over the world, not just in Maine. Up here in Canada, we call it a party. (par-tee) wink



In Wisconsin, it is legal for minors to drink alcohol in bars or restaurants if the alcohol has been purchased by the parent or guardian and the p/g is present during consumption. It's one of the most fantastical laws that has ever been created.

Formus

Formus

Milwaukee, WI
May 2007

AUG 21, 2007 08:26 PM

SinisterMike said:
If you have to use drugs (even occasionally) as an escape from your being a parent, don't bitch when your kid eventually uses them to escape you. Get over it, there are bigger obsticales in life then buying schools supplies.



No one's talking about "escape." It's called stress relief. Way to go. And no parent that I know that smokes pot gets angry when their kids do. I've smoked pot readily with some of my friends' parents. So way to go again.

NorthernStar

NorthernStar

Moorpark, CA
November 2006

AUG 21, 2007 08:35 PM

My parents have been social drinkers and occasional pot smokers since I can remember. Both are school teachers and are great parents. I don't drink much, but I smoke weed on a weekly basis. It seems to balance me out. I've been told by neighbors, teachers and my kids doctors that my husband and I are great parents, and that my kids are wonderful. I smoke weed probably more than I should, but it doesn't affect my parenting.

I fully agree with this article, and I'm actually happy to see school again. My daughter needs to burn some damn energy!

Clidna

Clidna

Canada
January 2005

AUG 21, 2007 08:40 PM

Formus said:

Clidna said:

flabajaba2213 said:
You have to spend some time in Maine. In my 2.5 year visit, I became aware of a phenomena called a "stevah". (stay-vuh)

It is basically a drinking party where under-aged kids drink under parental supervision.

The reasoning: Parents would rather that their children learn to respect and use alcohol properly under their guidance than to leave it to the frat boys.

It is actually a really unique experience!



Actually this happens all over the world, not just in Maine. Up here in Canada, we call it a party. (par-tee) wink



In Wisconsin, it is legal for minors to drink alcohol in bars or restaurants if the alcohol has been purchased by the parent or guardian and the p/g is present during consumption. It's one of the most fantastical laws that has ever been created.



This is the way it should be, IMO - let the parents be the parents.

bondgurl

bondgurl

Vineland, NJ
November 2006

AUG 21, 2007 08:45 PM

SinisterMike said:
If you have to use drugs (even occasionally) as an escape from your being a parent, don't bitch when your kid eventually uses them to escape you. Get over it, there are bigger obsticales in life then buying schools supplies.



My parents smoke pot every day. They drink beer and they drink whiskey. They have since before I was born. I'm pretty sure it was not to "escape" being a parent. It's just what they do. They are normal people who go to work every day and lead a pretty good life.
The whole "Just Say No" thing confused me as a kid, because I knew my parents did these things, but nothing bad ever came of it, so why say no? I realize they are probably more of an exception than the rule, but it just wasn't a big deal in my house to smoke a joint.
Incidentally, me and my siblings never used drugs to try to escape our parents either. In fact, even after growing up in a house where pot was used daily, I never once smoked it until I was 32 years old. Go figure.

Clidna

Clidna

Canada
January 2005

AUG 21, 2007 08:54 PM

bondgurl, I know people that were in a similar situation to yours (including myself: my parents were beerfolk although some of their friends liked to smoke a joint) and I find they are more well-adjusted when it comes to alcohol and drugs than the people I know who were not exposed to it. And I hear more stories supporting this than not.

Clidna

Clidna

Canada
January 2005

AUG 21, 2007 09:17 PM

schmelicopter said:
Youve got 12 more years of "OMG I have to buy what for you for school?!" drama to go through before its done. Plus the whole teenager and hormone thing. How are you going to deal with all of that?? Mommy drinks because shes weak.



Why do you drink? Any drinking behavior could be put down to "weakness" by a self-righteous douchebag. I might drink 2 or 3 times a year, and I don't chalk it up to weakness when I do.

As I asked an earlier poster, how many kids do you have?

LordHAlmighty

LordHAlmighty

Citrus Heights, CA
July 2007

AUG 21, 2007 09:34 PM

Good article, now Bitch PhD needs to write one espousing the virtues of drug and alcohol use among we teachers! If you parents out there think you need something to take the edge off every now and then - imagine how I feel after seeing 100+ teens on a daily basis!

Alcohol and (thanks to big Pharm) drugs are a more and more present factor in the lives of kids... hell, parents are looking for an OTC solution if the little ones aren't "properly socializing" at age 3... and look at how many different vaccines we give kids now as opposed to, say, 20-30 years ago (hmm... odd, with the huge spike in autism, too...) They're here, they're queer (not that there's anything wrong with it), get used to it. There are healthy ways and unhealthy ways to interact with drugs and alcohol, and I'll raise a toast to any parent who can show their kids how to be smart about such choices... saves the public school system a whole helluva lotta work!

Viva la lifestyle European!!!

Formus

Formus

Milwaukee, WI
May 2007

AUG 21, 2007 10:39 PM

LordHAlmighty said:
Good article, now Bitch PhD needs to write one espousing the virtues of drug and alcohol use among we teachers!



"It smells like the art teacher's office."

Bitch_PhD

Bitch_PhD

I'm lost
February 2007

AUG 21, 2007 10:56 PM

TheGringo said:

MrMat said:
The Gringo hit the nail on the head:

Don't have kids!

Kids are ruining our planet.


That's not what I was saying. I don't want to have kids. I don't think that every person should have kids just for the fucking sake of saying, "Yay! I reproduced!"

It's not like we haven't already overpopulated this planet.



If you don't want kids, then by all means don't have them. But the "overpopulation" argument is lame, and dismissing people's children as having kids "just for the fucking sake of saying 'Yay! I reproduced!'" is just foolish and obnoxious. People have kids because hello, fucking = children. Women who are educated and well off tend to deliberately limit the number of children they bear. If you're worried about overpopulation, you'd be better off talking about educating and empowering women in poor countries than snarking about other people's choices--especially if (as I assume) you don't take kindly to people telling you that you *should* have kids.

Bitch_PhD

Bitch_PhD

I'm lost
February 2007

AUG 21, 2007 10:58 PM

LordHAlmighty said:
Good article, now Bitch PhD needs to write one espousing the virtues of drug and alcohol use among we teachers! If you parents out there think you need something to take the edge off every now and then - imagine how I feel after seeing 100+ teens on a daily basis!

Alcohol and (thanks to big Pharm) drugs are a more and more present factor in the lives of kids... hell, parents are looking for an OTC solution if the little ones aren't "properly socializing" at age 3... and look at how many different vaccines we give kids now as opposed to, say, 20-30 years ago (hmm... odd, with the huge spike in autism, too...) They're here, they're queer (not that there's anything wrong with it), get used to it. There are healthy ways and unhealthy ways to interact with drugs and alcohol, and I'll raise a toast to any parent who can show their kids how to be smart about such choices... saves the public school system a whole helluva lotta work!

Viva la lifestyle European!!!



LOL, do whatcha like as long as you don't get caught, since the Powers that Be will flip if they hear about teachers doing drugs!

Re. public schooling and drug education, *I'll* raise a toast to any teacher who actually educates kids about drugs despite the simplistic nonsense mandated by various agencies....

Clidna

Clidna

Canada
January 2005

AUG 21, 2007 10:59 PM

Formus said:

LordHAlmighty said:
Good article, now Bitch PhD needs to write one espousing the virtues of drug and alcohol use among we teachers!



"It smells like the art teacher's office."



Our versions was the computer teachers classroom, as in "It smells like Parksy's classroom out here." wink

PS: Bitch_PhD, re: teachers educating kids about drugs - you should have met Parksy. biggrin

LordHAlmighty

LordHAlmighty

Citrus Heights, CA
July 2007

AUG 21, 2007 11:32 PM

HAH! More like, "It smells like the AP US History teacher's office"... tongue ... if I had an office... and if I smoked pot... I have only two things against pot, really... first, smoke kills my eyes, and second... stoned surfer potheads... after 12 years in Santa Barbara, if I hear, "Yo, bra! Wanna catch some gnarly waves and chill with the kind?" one more time... grrr...

This last summer I was in Europe with a group of students and actually got to teach them about drinking wine and the different kinds of beers... a little appreciation class, if you will, on location... the kids noticed quickly in Europe that a lot of people drink but that you don't see very many drunk-off-their-ass people stumbling around and being obnoxious... hmm... why is THAT? (well... except for American tourists, that is...)

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