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  • SATURDAY AUGUST 18 2007 4:00 PM

Sexier Than Fat Bastard?



What's sexier than a guy in a kilt? A flasher in a kilt who exposes himself to passing vehicles, apparently. 20-year-old Chandra Schaefer couldn't seem to resist the carnal urges unleashed by kilt-wearing, tassel-flashing Nathan Blair. She pleaded guilty yesterday to charges of having sex in a public place.

Police say Blair was wearing a kilt and allegedly exposing himself to passing cars before having sex with Schaefer.

That's right: It seems that whatever Blair had under his kilt was so awe-inspiring, Miss Schaefer couldn't stop herself from having sex with Blair on a car and then near a pine tree.

Schaefer, who describes herself on her MySpace page as a "Proud Parent" (she's the single mother of an infant), was wearing a shirt with Blair’s first name and the logo of Blair’s Disc Rolling, the Moorhead business he owns and operates, when she was booked at the jail.

Better still, Blair was wearing a "FOR SALE" t-shirt, and was engaged to be married the following day--to someone else.

When police shined a flashlight on the pair, Blair turned around and looked at the officer but continued having sex with Schaefer until the officer ordered him to stop.

Schaefer was then instructed to put her pants on.




Blair had no answer for reporters when asked if his wedding was still on.

Schaefer had no answer for reporters when asked to add one plus one.

 

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Vanessa

Vanessa

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

AUG 18, 2007 04:23 PM

surreal surreal surreal

SHE'S 20?!!

spamtwo

spamtwo

United Kingdom
April 2006

AUG 18, 2007 04:29 PM

Vanessa said:
surreal surreal surreal

SHE'S 20?!!



stone (280 pounds)

I'd also assume the wedding was off

DeusExMachina

DeusExMachina

Berkeley, CA
August 2004

AUG 18, 2007 04:33 PM

Spicy, Spicy, Spicy

KMFCM

KMFCM

Peekskill, NY
September 2002

AUG 18, 2007 05:26 PM

"you haven't seen the last of Willie"

UmbraDigital

UmbraDigital

New Zealand
May 2006

AUG 18, 2007 05:26 PM

Nathan Blair?
Looks like Ethan Suplee to me - maybe a new plot for 'My Name Is Earl'?

Haha, seriously, this story is awesome.
biggrin

Heathen_Dave

Heathen_Dave

Birmingham, AL
July 2005

AUG 18, 2007 05:39 PM

But it would be a lot more awesome if they were both hot.

Awesome like some crazy teen party movie.

Vanessa

Vanessa

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

AUG 18, 2007 06:13 PM

rabidrabbit said:

Vanessa said:
surreal surreal surreal

SHE'S 20?!!



stone (280 pounds)

I'd also assume the wedding was off



Hahahaha.
No, I mean she doesn't look anywhere NEAR 20 years old.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

AUG 18, 2007 06:55 PM

Although the dude sounds totally lame you have to admit it's pretty badass to look in the eye of the cop shining the flashlight on you, then turn away and continue fucking.

ardour

ardour

Canada
March 2006

AUG 18, 2007 07:15 PM

Vanessa said:
surreal surreal surreal

SHE'S 20?!!



Yeah, and he's 24.

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

AUG 18, 2007 07:22 PM

Heathen_Dave said:
But it would be a lot more awesome if they were both hot.



+1

skiing_ian

skiing_ian

Edmonton, AB
April 2006

AUG 18, 2007 07:52 PM



Heathen_Dave said:
But it would be a lot more awesome if they were both hot.



Or either of them. puke

Wolfgang_

Wolfgang_

I'm lost
March 2007

AUG 18, 2007 09:00 PM

Ew ew eeeew!!!

Just imagine if they reproduced... puke

Heathen_Dave

Heathen_Dave

Birmingham, AL
July 2005

AUG 18, 2007 09:21 PM

Ah but if they were both hot they wouldn't have been arrested I bet--they say the cops told them to stop, but what they left out was ,"Stop... jesus.. okay seriously wow... that's gross."

OhSoOrdinary

OhSoOrdinary

New York, NY
July 2006

AUG 18, 2007 09:54 PM

*pukes in my mouth*

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

AUG 18, 2007 10:15 PM

UmbraDigital said:
Looks like Ethan Suplee to me


Heh, small world.

Great minds think alike. biggrin

-TM

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