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  • THURSDAY AUGUST 16 2007 12:00 AM

Congratulations, Graduate... Now Get Drunk



Welcome to America. Home to baseball, George W. Bush, and The highest drinking age in the world. I know that when I was 16 I was drinking like an Irish dock worker, because I had friends who had friends who knew a guy in college. That guy and those friends would get drunk and pass out, which is when I would pocket all the booze to enjoy with my "underage" friends at a later date. But future generations might get to enjoy something I never had: Having a drink at 18... legally.

Over the strong objection of federal safety officials, a quiet movement to lower the legal drinking age to 18 is taking root as advocates argue that teenagers who are allowed to vote and fight for their country should also be able to enjoy a beer or two.


The ban on alcohol sales to minors though is a state requirement, not federal. If states don't comply, they lose money for highway funds. Given the recent events in Minnesota, I would say the effect of missing highway funds is being felt regardless of drinking laws. Though states ban alcohol sales, they do not necessarily ban the consumption by minors. Data shows that the current drinking age really has no effect on youngsters:

The federal government’s National Survey on Drug Use and Health found that in 2005, the most recent year for which complete figures are available, 85 percent of 20-year-old Americans reported that they had used alcohol. Two out of five said they had binged — that is, consumed five or more drinks at one time — within the previous month.


I know when I first joined the US Military at 17 and began my travels of the world, I learned more from 40-something drinkers in Australia, Italy, and Thailand then I ever learned from a high school health lecture on the effects of drinking. Others seem to agree with this factor. I think its because we all like to have a drinking buddy. Thankfully we have groups like Choose Responsibly, led by John McCardell, the former President of Middlebury College. They will teach parents to get plastered with us, and respect the rights of young adults everywhere. Well, that's the hope. I think.

To McCardell, however, the real problem is that we are not teaching teenagers how to drink responsibly.

Choose Responsibility proposes lowering the drinking age to 18, but only in conjunction with “drinking licenses,” similar to driver’s licenses, mandating alcohol education for those ages 18 to 21.

“Education works,” McCardell said, but “it’s never been tried. Now it’s mandatory only after you’ve been convicted of DUI. That is not an act of genius.”


So here is an idea: Lower the drinking age, create tougher drunk driving penalties like in other countries, and make a family day of getting drunk. I'm sure we will learn more about our families and ourselves then we ever cared to know... at least parents will finally be aware of what REALLY happens in college.




 

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scylis

scylis

USA
November 2004

AUG 16, 2007 12:07 AM

i've always failed to see how someone can be seen as mature enough to help decide who runs the country but not mature enough to have even a Mike's Hard.

BDeyeD

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON
January 2007

AUG 16, 2007 12:22 AM

All I can say is, "Finally!!!"

Jasper

Jasper

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

AUG 16, 2007 12:49 AM

I would like this a lot.
But if not...

*pity me*
...I can always go to Mexico.
I mean... I risk being sold into slavery
and I don't really know Spanish
but it's totally worth it.
*/pity me*


And THATS why drinking should be legal at 18.

Rafi

Rafi

Santa Monica, CA
January 2003

AUG 16, 2007 01:00 AM

The drinking age should be lowered, yes.

But if we're serious about cutting down on binge drinking in America, the whole idea of alcohol consumption should be de-mystified. Children as they grow up should see that drinking is not necessarily an exotic, overindulgent activity. It can just as easily be a glass of wine or quality ale savored with dinner, and as they reach their late teens it can absolutely be a positive experience to have their first drink, in moderation, with the family.

But of course, we would never do that here. Because that's how those filthy, socialist French do it. whatever

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

AUG 16, 2007 01:00 AM

Jasper said:
I would like this a lot.
But if not...

*pity me*
...I can always go to Mexico.
I mean... I risk being sold into slavery
and I don't really know Spanish
but it's totally worth it.
*/pity me*


And THATS why drinking should be legal at 18.



But if you were captured by slavers you could have a righteous and explosive adventure while escaping. The world needs antics!

edith

edith

France
April 2006

AUG 16, 2007 01:07 AM

you can't change the drinking age since the culture of alcohol is so fucked up in the US. no one knows how to drink in the first place..that has to happen first.

Jasper

Jasper

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

AUG 16, 2007 01:24 AM

_Elichrusos said:

Jasper said:
I would like this a lot.
But if not...

*pity me*
...I can always go to Mexico.
I mean... I risk being sold into slavery
and I don't really know Spanish
but it's totally worth it.
*/pity me*


And THATS why drinking should be legal at 18.



But if you were captured by slavers you could have a righteous and explosive adventure while escaping. The world needs antics!



or I could die....
hrm...

death... adventures... death... adventures...
ADVENTURES TOTALLY WIN.

Nimbusfool

Nimbusfool

Moscow, ID
August 2006

AUG 16, 2007 01:24 AM

as a countinuous drunk I would like to say, yeah! get drunk. none of my roomates wanted to drink the 7&7 with watermelon so maybe some of these kids will help me crush the half gal.

surreal

Bonaparte

Bonaparte

Eugene, OR
September 2006

AUG 16, 2007 01:26 AM

but then we wouldnt have a reason to vacation in countries with a lower drinking age... smile

Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

AUG 16, 2007 01:31 AM

Yeah! Fuck states rights or something...

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

AUG 16, 2007 01:32 AM

Jasper said:

_Elichrusos said:

Jasper said:
I would like this a lot.
But if not...

*pity me*
...I can always go to Mexico.
I mean... I risk being sold into slavery
and I don't really know Spanish
but it's totally worth it.
*/pity me*


And THATS why drinking should be legal at 18.



But if you were captured by slavers you could have a righteous and explosive adventure while escaping. The world needs antics!



or I could die....
hrm...

death... adventures... death... adventures...
ADVENTURES TOTALLY WIN.



Well, you could die. If it were up to me, however, I'd pass[1].

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
1: I am bizzaro-hilarious. It's like comedy, only not.

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

AUG 16, 2007 01:34 AM

Tijuana is going to suffer.

But really, 18 should be the drinking age anywhere in the U.S.

McKenneth

McKenneth

Macedon, NY
August 2005

AUG 16, 2007 01:37 AM

edith said:
you can't change the drinking age since the culture of alcohol is so fucked up in the US. no one knows how to drink in the first place..that has to happen first.



+1

You know what I say to people who bitch about the drinking age being 21?

"Get older."

Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

AUG 16, 2007 02:01 AM

Even more drunk drivers? Awesome.

All I know is that when I get cut off on the highway by some 16 year old in her daddy's escalade, I am thankful she can't legally drink yet.

The social myths around alchohol need to be debunked before this happens. That's all I'm saying.

GeorgeLiquor

GeorgeLiquor

Seattle, WA
June 2007

AUG 16, 2007 02:39 AM

Oh, if I have to wait till I'm 21, and then the fuckers behind me get to drink at 18?

I'm gonna be pissed.
And get all the dishwashers piss drunk.

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