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  • THURSDAY AUGUST 2 2007 4:00 PM

If You Fuck a Man, He Owns You



At least, some folks in Ohio are trying to make that the law--and with the current makeup of the Supreme Court, they man succeed, despite the precedent of Planned Parenthood v. Casey.

OH State Representatives Adams, Wagner, Brinkman, Uecker, Huffman, Fessler, Wachtmann, Barrett, and Goodwin are sponsoring House Bill 287, which states that

(1) When the fetus that is the subject of the procedure is viable, no person shall perform or induce an abortion on a pregnant woman without the written informed consent of the father of the fetus.
(2) When the fetus that is the subject of the procedure is not viable, no person shall perform or induce an abortion on a pregnant woman without the written informed consent of the father of the fetus.


Since we all know that women are lying whores, the good gentlemen (and one lady;* Rep. Fessler is a (brainwashed) woman) of Ohio have taken care of the probability that the murderous bitches will just lie and say they've been raped, or shamelessly claim not to know who the father is: you can't get an abortion for rape or incest unless there's a police report filed. Daddy raped you, honey? And you were too scared or conflicted to call the cops? Tough shit. If you've been whoring around and claim not to know the father, you gotta get a paternity test. Possible babydaddy not around any more? Too. Fucking. Bad.

According to Feministe, Representative Adams argues that

In most cases, when a child is born the father has financial responsibility for that child, so he should have a say.


Which, as we all know, is a popular argument about libertarian-leaning people who believe that if you just say men and women are equal, that makes them so--minor things like a woman's right to bodily autonomy are irrelevant, whereas a man's absolute right to determine where and when he incurs financial obligations must not, under any circumstances, be infringed upon.**

As Melissa McEwan points out, requiring a woman to get a man's consent for an abortion is *not* giving him a "say"--it's giving him veto power. It's not making men and women *equal*--it's making women dependent on men's permission to decide what they do and don't do with their bodies.

But you know, if women didn't want to belong to men, we shouldn't have chosen to have uteruses in the first place.




*Irony alert. Of course any woman who could cosponsor a bill like this would be completely ladylike--since "lady," by definition, pretty much means "a woman who's bought into the idea that her sexuality belongs to men."

**Before y'all even get into arguing this point, let me ask if any of the guys (or foolish women) who want to talk about how unfair mandatory child support payments are to men have considered putting their energy into lobbying for governmental child support as a single-parent entitlement? Because if you don't want guys who accidentally cause pregnancies to have to support unwanted children--and let me point out that child support is *for the child*, not for the woman, thankyouverymuch--then you gotta provide some way for the kids to eat. Of course, if you don't think kids are entitled to eat, then you're just a straight up asshole.

Bitch_PhD wants everyone to know that they can contact (politely, one hopes--gentlemen and ladies do expect to be addressed politely) the Ohio State Legislature here.

 

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Jeseryn

jeseryn

Foxboro, MA
March 2006

AUG 02, 2007 04:06 PM

Great article!

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 02, 2007 04:07 PM

When I read this, I wondered if they would have mandatory paternity tests. Otherwise, you could just get a male friend to sign off on it.

It's funny, as I've always turned around the "rape exception" argument with antichoicers, asking them if the rape victim must prove she was raped in order to get the abortion, and noting that most alleged rapists are never convicted. The anti-choice people I've spoken to uniformly say that that would be cruel to force the rape victim to undergo that lengthy process. I can't imagine this bill will pass, though.

raist333

raist333

I'm lost
March 2005

AUG 02, 2007 04:10 PM

"if you don't think kids are entitled to eat, then you're just a straight up asshole."

...so, why all the pro-abortion articles?

Arwen

Arwen

United Kingdom
November 2004

AUG 02, 2007 04:10 PM

Once again, I'm thankful that I don't live in Ohio. Or another of those wonderful backward states.

Fucking hell, this is aboslutely ridiculous. How nice, they're going to have to pay to go out of state to get it done.

I'm so irritated by this I can't even be bothered to write a long ass answer. I'll come back later.

Cunts.

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

AUG 02, 2007 04:11 PM

So do pregnant women also need permission from the father to have babies too?

Really, if OH is so concerned with the man's opinion about whether or not a girl has an abortion....why didn't he make himself responsible for birth control in the first place?

Arwen

Arwen

United Kingdom
November 2004

AUG 02, 2007 04:12 PM

raist333 said:
"if you don't think kids are entitled to eat, then you're just a straight up asshole."

...so, why all the pro-abortion articles?



Whooo! Irrelevance!

Tiger_Fodder

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA
June 2007

AUG 02, 2007 04:13 PM

Does anyone ever get the feeling this whole planet is going to shit? I think it is starting in OH.

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

AUG 02, 2007 04:14 PM

TheGringo said:
So do pregnant women also need permission from the father to have babies too?

Really, if OH is so concerned with the man's opinion about whether or not a girl has an abortion....why didn't he make himself responsible for birth control in the first place?



watch the birth rate plummet there...

Cairo

Cairo

SUICIDEGIRL

Maryland, USA

AUG 02, 2007 04:15 PM

raist333 said:
"if you don't think kids are entitled to eat, then you're just a straight up asshole."

...so, why all the pro-abortion articles?



I know you think you've got a point, but I'll be damned if I can find it.

Laudanum

Laudanum

I'm lost
May 2005

AUG 02, 2007 04:16 PM

In my opinion a baby as a result of rape and an oops baby from consentual sex are two completely different topics and should thus require two completely different laws.

ValCapone

ValCapone

Montreal, QC
June 2005

AUG 02, 2007 04:17 PM

WTF? Jesus H. Christ, I am loving Canada more and more, despite the fact that somehow abortion advocated and doctor Henry Morgenthaler recently made a list of the Worst Canadians...

Why written consent? We need notes from our mommies and daddies for everything now, even if we're gonna be mommies?

HoneyBadger

HoneyBadger

USA
July 2006

AUG 02, 2007 04:17 PM

raist333 said:
"if you don't think kids are entitled to eat, then you're just a straight up asshole."

...so, why all the pro-abortion articles?



these are not pro-abortion articles, they are pro-choice/womens rights. Reading comprehension is fun isn't it?

Why do anti-choice folks think that pro-choice people want abortions to run rampant?

DownNeck

DownNeck

Jersey City, NJ
March 2006

AUG 02, 2007 04:21 PM

ha! i knew this shit was gonna make it into a bitch_phd piece of overly reactionary feminist hyperbole when i came across it on digg like 4 hours ago.

i'm not even going to enter the nonsensical debate raging over this piece of fluff. there's no way this is becoming a law. period.

if it does, i'll eat my fucking hat.

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

AUG 02, 2007 04:21 PM

deanmoriarty said:

raist333 said:
"if you don't think kids are entitled to eat, then you're just a straight up asshole."

...so, why all the pro-abortion articles?



these are not pro-abortion articles, they are pro-choice/womens rights. Reading comprehension is fun isn't it?

Why do anti-choice folks think that pro-choice people want abortions to run rampant?



They're not anti-choice, their pro-poverty. biggrin

ogichida30

ogichida30

Concord, CA
September 2004

AUG 02, 2007 04:22 PM

Too irate at this point to even be sarcastic. Those fucking people need to be deprogramed from their blind religious dogma.

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