
Humans have sex. Lots of it.
We give it many names; intercourse, coitus, "making love," fucking, boinking, and so on. According to the Kinsey Institute, 54% of men think about doin' the nasty everyday or several times a day, while only 19% of women give nookie the same amount of thought.
But why do we make whoopee? University of Texas researchers spent five years on a study to answer that very question, and discovered over 200 reasons for the No-Pants Dance.
After exhaustively compiling a list of the 237 reasons why people have sex, researchers found that young men and women get intimate for mostly the same motivations. It's more about lust in the body than a love connection in the heart.
"It's refuted a lot of gender stereotypes ... that men only want sex for the physical pleasure and women want love," said University of Texas clinical psychology professor Cindy Meston, the study's co-author. "That's not what I came up with in my findings."
Meston and colleague David Buss first questioned 444 men and women ranging in age from 17 to 52 to come up with a list of 237 distinct reasons people have sex. They ranged from "It's fun" which men ranked fourth and women ranked eighth to "I wanted to give someone else a sexually transmitted disease" which ranked on the bottom by women.
Some others on the bottom of the list include "I wanted to punish myself," "I wanted to get a job," and, I shit you not, "I wanted to feel closer to God."
Speaking of conservative Christians, "I wanted to have a child" also ranked poorly.. Because they don't have sex. Jesus rides a stork and drops the baby in the cabbage patch. That's how it goes, right?
The top ten reasons for sex (men and women) are as follows:
TOP TEN REASONS - MEN
1. I was attracted to the person
2. It feels good
3. I wanted to experience the physical pleasure
4. Its fun
5. I wanted to show my affection to the person
6. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release
7. I was horny
8. I wanted to express my love for the person
9. I wanted to achieve an orgasm
10. I wanted to please my partner
TOP 10 REASONS - WOMEN
1. I was attracted to the person
2. I wanted to experience the physical pleasure
3. It feels good
4. I wanted to show my affection to the person
5. I wanted to express my love for the person
6. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release
7. I was horny
8. Its fun
9. I realized I was in love
10. I was in the heat of the moment
Now all we need is a study titled "Why They Don't Call the Next Morning."
"Why Humans Have Sex"
thefreak wonders why "Couldn't Pay for the Pizza" didn't make the list.
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