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I have to admit something very embarrassing. I am a Harry Potter fan who does not read the books. There, I said it. In fact, I don’t read the books because I want to be surprised when I see the movies. I’ve been lucky enough to experience them all ignorant of most of the details. With the exception of knowing who dies in each particular film, I walk out of the movie theater relatively surprised.

Yes, I know it’s shocking. And I am constantly berated by friends who tell me that I should read the books as the magical story of Harry is so wonderfully told. I believe that. But I’m a movie guy, not a book guy, and if I know a movie is coming, well, I’m going to see it. I guess I’m sticking to the same philosophy I had back in school when seeing the movie was easier and less time-consuming than delving into the words.

Harry is a curious boy who seeks to learn about mysterious and magical things... like girls.

There’s no need to remind me that the books are better, in fact, the books are always better than the movies since those little details have a chance to flourish. I’ll take your word for it as this is a commonly held belief. So before you crucify me for doing something as heinous as not reading each chapter of the Potter bible, let’s all just accept the fact that the mediums are simply different experiences. In fact, I happen to believe that there are more Potter movie fans out there than many are willing to admit. So give me some credit for my embarrassing confession.

The benefit of not reading the books allows me to see the Potter saga as movies first and I do have personal favorite films in the series. For me, in order of best to worst (and by worst, I don’t mean bad, just not as amazing as others in comparison) of the series, I would rank the movies this way:
1. Azkaban
2. Stone
3. Secrets
4. Goblet
5. Phoenix


Of course, I expect many of you to chime in with your own thoughts. Here’s a Potter movie fan’s perspective on each film in the series.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001 - aka "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone")
Aw, those three were so cute back then. If the first film introducing us to Harry’s world were a song, it would be nearly perfect note for note. Most surprising is the young cast who perfectly capture the sense of amazement when exposed to all that magic. We learn that Voldemort is a bad dude who was responsible for Harry’s family tragedy.


Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
The second film follows the formula of movie sequel 101 success by making everything the same but on a larger scale. In fact, the second is pretty much a rehash of the first. Both Stone and Chamber are very similar in their “Scooby-Doo-solving-a-mystery” vibe. Now we discover that Voldemort may be more than just a threat from the past.


Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
The cast grows up and even sports some clothes that kids can relate to. Director Alfonso Cuarón creates a tone that departs from the child-like wonderment of the first two into a more mature Harry. The clever time-twisting and emotional climax adds weight to the series. Also, Voldemort is coming. Just a reminder.


Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Things are getting a bit dark as the Tri-Wizard Tournament results in the death of Cedric Diggory. Harry finally confronts Voldy and is far outmatched by his power. Watch out, Voldemort is here!


Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Harry is haunted by dreams of Voldemort and no one believes the young wizard. The story hops around seeming to skip over important details. For the first time, I feel like I should be reading the books since much of the story seems to be glossed over. Oh, and Voldemort is coming! Why won’t anyone believe me that Voldemort is coming? Why is it taking so long for Voldemort to get here? C’mon already! This is like Darth Vader taking six movies to strike back!

We’re now at five Potter flicks, with two left to go and the final book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows set for release tomorrow. And some fans fear the films will fizzle when the fate of Harry is revealed. I don’t believe for a second that knowing the finale of the Potter saga will dissuade moviegoers from stampeding to the theater to catch the latest film. (Did Lord of the Rings fans stay away knowing that the ring would end up being tossed into lava?)

The sixth movie is already in production, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince will see release in 2008 with director David Yates at the helm yet again. For the first time in the franchise, the fans, the filmmakers and the cast will know exactly where the story is going. But I will do my best to remain blissfully ignorant in anticipation of the next in the series. So fellow Muggles, do me a favor and keep those spoilers to yourself.

Gore gone.

Chris_Gore is a Pothead.

 

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Ainur

Ainur

Alameda, CA
May 2005

JUL 20, 2007 06:04 PM

Nah, I think this is now a reality of the HP phenomenon, and I accepted it fully when the third film kicked giant amounts of ass (it's also my favorite book: 3, 5, 6, 1, 2, 4). They've done a reasonable enough job of editing the books in a way that, even though they're sometimes drastic, they've maintained the same tone and followed the same storylines through out all the films thus far. So as a huge HP book geek, at this point I have no problem embracing the films as being a different part of the same world. Maybe some people will never visit both places, but I don't believe that makes one any more or less valid than the other. It's still Harry Potter.

Domo_Kun

Domo_Kun

Rockford, IL
March 2005

JUL 20, 2007 10:58 PM

Yvette said:

Domo_Kun said:
I did not like Phoenix. Too much that was in teh book was not included in the movie. One of the best parts of the book was when Fred and George announced that they were dropping out, and they told Peeves to "give [Umbridge] hell for us..." It was absolutely hilarious what he did in response. That movie would have been fucking great if only it had shown Peeves terrorizing Umbridge, and McGonagall helping him.



Thats my favorite part in the book too! Best Quote "It unscrews the other way"



Yes! Or Peeves saluting Fred and George. That shit was awesome.

Ainur

Ainur

Alameda, CA
May 2005

JUL 21, 2007 12:36 AM

Hahahhahahaaa!! So I go to the bookstore, right? And there are lines everywhere, they had people "sorted" by last name. I went to the local small guy, and there was SOOOO many people there, 500 at least, but it was really well organized. Anyway, my last name starts with an S, right? There were 12 people in the Q, R, S line! Hahahaahaa!! I walked past so many WAY TOO SERIOUSLY pissed off people on the way out. Aahhhhh geez. Good times, good times. Off to read it! Woo!

Domo_Kun

Domo_Kun

Rockford, IL
March 2005

JUL 21, 2007 02:14 AM

I will say this about Phoenix... They might have cut out half the book (the INTERESTING half, no less...), but Evanna Lynch was perfect for Luna Lovegood. Absolutely perfect.

Other than that, this movie was a steaming pile of hippogriff shit, as far as the Harry Potter movies go. They need to start splitting the books into two movies.

Markus001

Markus001

United Kingdom
November 2004

JUL 21, 2007 06:24 AM

*sigh*

I was watching BBC News 24 last night and watching CROWDS of people in central London, swarming to get the new book. Apparently it sold 12 million copies as midnight hit. You'd think it was the second coming, or something - it's one of the most flagrantly ridiculous sights I think I've ever seen. I love lots of stuff, but queuing from midnight? In costume? Oh deary me. Having once worked at a bookshop where it opened at midnight to sell the HP books, I can tell you, it's just painful to experience.

I was just about warming to Harry Potter (I liked film 5) and then this book came out, and now it's all in your face coverage along the lines of 'if you don't like Harry Potter then there's something seriously wrong with you' from the media and the most insane amount of hype the world has ever known. The book is of course going to get insanely good reviews, largely because the people reading it don't want to believe it could be anything other than. I think I heard NY Times say it was an epic ending 'worthy of Lord of the Rings'.

I was just starting to like it, too...

TedKoppel

TedKoppel

Glendale, AZ
March 2004

JUL 21, 2007 04:33 PM

Markus001 said:
The book is of course going to get insanely good reviews, largely because the people reading it don't want to believe it could be anything other than. I think I heard NY Times say it was an epic ending 'worthy of Lord of the Rings'.


Or it could just be a good book. The books have always, with the exception of maybe book two, been very good. And it's not like the anticipation made the Star Wars prequels reviews good. My point being, you don't know, and it's silly to let other people's silliness affect your views.

TedKoppel

TedKoppel

Glendale, AZ
March 2004

JUL 21, 2007 04:49 PM

SignalNoise said:
I actually can't get into the Potter books - I tried the first one more than one, and it read like a kid's book to me. Which of course is what it is. But it was just too precious (?) for me. But I *adore* the hell out of these movies. I have not seen the newest yet, but that's the plan for the weekend.


The first one and the second are fairly kiddie. I started the first with the express purpose of hating it, and knowing that the fantasy books I read as a kid (Chronicles of Prydain springs to mind) were so much better. And I was feeling fully superior at first - the opening of the book is a straight Roald Dahl knockoff (Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia could easily have been traded with Aunt Spiker and Aunt Sponge, Harry traded with Matilda or James) - but by the middle of the book, you'll undoubtedly be hooked if you liked the movies. I can't fully justify it. Something about the books is extremely addictive.

The only stumble, as I mentioned, is the second. The book is similar to the movie, in that it reads like the same basic idea. And there are some really noticeably clunky plot devices. But if you decide to read the books, you could, if you wanted, start with the third. That one, while being the best of the movies, is where significant things start getting left out. And my impression of book five was that Rowling had consciously decided to make the book as unfilmable as possible, so people would know they were missing out on something.

Point being, if one was too kiddie, you might want to start on three. If you've seen the first two movies, you've missed out on a little, but not horribly much. Not to imply that I think this is terribly important or that Harry Potter books are the must-reads of the century. They aren't, but they're fun and getting a new one to read in your hands is always a treat.

malkav11

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

JUL 21, 2007 06:57 PM

NinjaTech said:
Agreeing with the majority in saying Azkaban is clearly the apex of the film series thus far, however I feel that Secrets was clearly the turd of the crop. I personally would swap Phoenix and Snakes In A Castle on your little rank list.

As someone who has not read any of the books I have to ask if Draco Malfoy's character is simply omitted from the movie scripts and present in the novels, or did JK just decide to sort of ignore his character past the first few installments?



Draco is a constant irritant in all the books. The importance of his character varies somewhat from book to book, I don't remember all of the details. But yes, he had a lot more time on stage in the book Order of the Phoenix. I believe he spent some time abusing his role in the Inquisitor's staff, where the movie simply shows him joining up and pretty much ignores him from then on.

But really, as fragmented and loose a conversion as Order of the Phoenix was, I did like it quite a bit, and I don't see how you could possibly turn the book's 800-some pages into a single child-friendly movie without doing the sort of wholesale stripping of stuff that they did.

malkav11

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

JUL 21, 2007 07:00 PM

Chris_Gore said:
I have to admit something very embarrassing. I am a Harry Potter fan who does not read the books. There, I said it. In fact, I don't read the books because I want to be surprised when I see the movies. I've been lucky enough to experience them all ignorant of most of the details. With the exception of knowing who dies in each particular film, I walk out of the movie theater relatively surprised.



I'm certainly not going to chide you about that. I had exactly the same idea at first - movies always make me happier when I've never read the source material, because the movie inevitably suffers in comparison when one has. I lasted through the second movie, and then I absolutely had to read the real thing and every bit of it they had on hand. (It didn't help that they haven't been coming out as regularly as originally predicted.) So I rather commend you on your fortitude in holding out this long.

Only two more to go!

Clidna

Clidna

Emo, ON
January 2005

JUL 21, 2007 11:16 PM

I knew as soon as I saw the 3rd movie (which I did on opening night) that from the fourth one on, they were going to have a really hard time keeping the movies completely understandable without lengthening them... it's gotten to the point now where far too much is having to be left out. I still enjoyed it, but it was missing a lot. It would be smarter of them to just increase the length of the movies and be done with it - if my kids can sit through Lord of the Rings, they would definitely be able to sit through a longer Harry Potter movie! (They are 8 & 12, BTW)

xazapdmytinu

xazapdmytinu

Fort Collins, CO
July 2007

JUL 22, 2007 04:29 PM

Cassiel said:
christ, I have to work 9PM-1AM tonight for the HP release @ work...i don't understand those nerds who'll waste a whole day wanting to be the first in line...hell, there were 3 college-age girls who camped outside the store at 11PM last night, just to be the first ones


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three college aged girls were sitting outside and you don't see ANY reason to be in on that?

dude, get the cliffs notes and chat them up next time...nerdy chicks are the hotness with +12 boots of knowledge!

cowboybert

cowboybert

West Palm Beach, FL
September 2006

AUG 01, 2007 06:56 AM

It's just like when Eric Clapton started singing love songs. Age does something to you. I'm pretty sure that Potter raves wouldn't have happened in Film Threat mag.

BrodyNinjaLips

BrodyNinjaLips

Cardiff By The Sea, CA
February 2007

OCT 10, 2007 05:49 PM

I've never read the books. I think I read a paragraph in the last book to ruin it for myself. While I agree that reading is better than watching a movie, for some reason I never felt compelled to read the potter books. When I went to see the first movie in theatres all my friends could do was bitch on how they left all these important facts out. And whereas I was glad they informed me of what was missing... I could have gone without.

I remember when Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy came out. I didn't want to watch it, because I knew with Disney making it, all my favorite parts would be left out. I went to watch it, and I was dissapointed they toned things down a bunch. Books are great for reading, but it sucks when they make them movies about half of the time. They never stay completely true to the original, and if you read the book before hand, you're usually uninterested in the movie. (Like the Da Vinci Code for another great example.)

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