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MONDAY JULY 9 2007 1:00 PM

Canuck Zombie to Save World on July 17

Submitted by Nixon

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: fire the grid, new age, religion, cult

Once-dead Canuck Shelley Yates believes that otherworldly voices have guided her since her water-logged body and that of her son were pulled from the chilly Halifax lake in which they drowned and were resuscitated. The voices guided Shelley through the following days, as her son, declared brain dead, slowly returned to normal functioning.

Now, believing that with the help of her guides, she was able to cure her son, Shelley has her eye on a bigger prize. She wants to "jump start" the planet. Psychically.

How do we do this you ask? The time has been set for July 17, 2007 at 11:11 Greenwich Mean Time. I have been given no indication about why this date and time have been chosen, but this date has been told to me over and over again. I have been asked to bring together as many humans as possible, throughout the world from every corner of the globe, to simply sit and pray or meditate for one hour during that time. Hopefully, with your help, we will amass a union of humans, such as the world has never seen. Loving humans with one intention - to heal our planet and awaken our souls to our true purpose to become one with our Source of Light.

Nutty? Probably. And excuse to sell new-age CDs by her favorite band? Undoubtedly. But, if you aren't doing anything better at 4 am, I can't imagine it could hurt.

Watch the Canuck Zombie tell her story in these YouTube clips from her speech on Vancouver Island on May 29, 2007:

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Comments

No1ne

Chattanooga, TN

May 2006

JUL 09, 2007 01:48 PM

how intresting

Deathray67

New York, NY

September 2004

JUL 09, 2007 01:59 PM

Is that 4 AM EST? DAMN IT'S A TUESDAY!!! If it was a Saturday I'd be up for sure, way out in the nether realms as usual... those voices can be real bastards.

pascalpp

Brooklyn, NY

January 2004

JUL 09, 2007 02:25 PM

i wonder if she ever woke up in the middle of a golf course after talking to Frank the rabbit.

Ticktockman

Durham, NC

April 2006

JUL 09, 2007 02:51 PM

If her guides were on the ball they would have hooked her up with a gig at Live Earth.

-TTm

scylis

USA

November 2004

JUL 09, 2007 02:58 PM

i'm going to be asleep then, and if i wake up in a Source of Light, heads will roll.

deusxmachina

Honolulu, HI

May 2003

JUL 09, 2007 03:23 PM

Screw recycling and carpooling...I can save the planet in my MIND.

sickboyedd

United Kingdom

January 2004

JUL 09, 2007 03:23 PM

This kind of thing never works. If it did, surely when Baywatch was at its peak and millions of adolescents near simultaneously reached a kind of nirvana, then the planet would be brand spanking new. Or at least sheathed in red lycra and covered in shames of the wrist.