It’s true ladies! That $29k can be yours as well! All you have to do is convince a New York City police officer to arrest you for unleashing your bazoooms. Then sit back and let the money come rolling in.

A-fucking-men, Jeffrey.

Caccaro, who must be the only person left in America without a blog, alleges that she was mistreated in the 12 hours she was detained. She said police dragged her out of the police car by their hair and put her through a psychological evaluation. But getting her kit off is nothing new to Ms. Caccaro/Feeley.

While I’ve never really felt like practicality was an obvious reason for bare breasts, I’m in no position to argue. And neither is the city of New York, after the aforementioned case of People v. Santorelli. In that case, the Court of Appeals (New York’s highest court) found that the criminalization of mere exposure of specific parts of a woman’s breast could not sustain equal protection review. That’s a fancy lawyer way of saying that it is totally cool if you’re in NY and you’d like to get naked, like now. (Please)

Oh, and because I know you pervs want to know, Phoenix Feeley looks like this:

I loved it!

Hat tip: publicAnemone