New Miracle Cure: Good Old Fashioned Whipping

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Scientists in Siberia announced a new, or rather old-school treatment for such disorders as suicidal depression and addiction: whipping.
Russian scientists recommend the following course of the whipping therapy: 30 sessions of 60 whips on the buttocks in every procedure. A group of drug addicts volunteered to test the new method of treatment: the results can be described as good and excellent.
Claiming that addictive behavior, psychosomatic illness and thoughts of suicide are the result of “loss of interest in life,” the Russian scientists contend that the painful effects of whipping and other torturous activities raise the count of the body’s endorphins, the hormonal substance that gives humans feelings of pleasure.
”The whipping therapy becomes much more efficient when a patient receives the punishment from a person of the opposite sex. The effect is astounding: the patient starts seeing only bright colors in the surrounding world, the heartache disappears, although it will take a certain time for the buttocks to heal, of course,” Sergei Speransky told the Izvestia newspaper.
So if you’re feeling bummed out why not save a few bucks, skip the Zoloft and get that special someone in your life to lay a leather strap across your ass?

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