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  • SATURDAY JUNE 2 2007 6:00 PM

Antifreeze: For Arctic-Fresh Breath!



There's this old axiom that "you get what you pay for," and it's admittedly true at some level: there's no point in pretending that a Maserati doesn't have a little more power than a Ford Fiesta. But then again, that's mechanics; since when are essentials held to such standards? Do you really need to buy that gritty organic stuff at Trader Joe's just to ensure that you aren't brushing your teeth with antifreeze? I mean, seriously, shouldn't poison-free soaps just be a given?

China this newest universal-cleaning-agent bungle loose on the world last week, and over the course of days it was seized by Nicaragua and Panama, the latter of which saw 51 deaths last month when cough syrup was uncovered with a similar surprise taste sensation. Yesterday, the offending paste was found in our own backyard, and dollar store patrons are being warned to proceed with caution.

Consumers were advised yesterday to discard all toothpaste made in China after federal health officials said they found Chinese-made toothpaste containing a poison used in some antifreeze in three locations: Miami, the Port of Los Angeles and Puerto Rico...The United States is the seventh country to find tainted Chinese toothpaste within its borders in recent weeks.

Agency officials said they found toothpaste containing a small amount of diethylene glycol, a sweet, syrupy poison, at a Dollar Plus retail store in Miami, sold under the brand name ShiR Fresh Mint Fluoride Paste. The F.D.A. also identified nine other brands of Chinese toothpaste that contain diethylene glycol, some with concentrations of 3 percent to 4 percent.



What exactly is diethylene glycol? It's a thickening agent of sorts, and in a way it's a lot like glycerin in chemical make-up. While glycerin, however, is used to make soaps and shortening and medicines, diethylene glycerol is mostly used in polyester, antifreeze, and gasoline treatment. The thing of it is, diethylene can be cheaper to come by, and who doesn't love a bargain? It's funny how similar chemicals work, though–just a small adjustment can make something totally unfit for human consumption. As it turns out, you can't substitute H2O with H2O2, either. Who knew!

So two companies have been linked back to the manufacturing of the toothpaste, and with such reputable and legitimate-sounding names as Goldcredit International Trading and the Suzhou City Jinmao Daily Chemicals Company, I'm surprised I haven't received ten e-mails from them about discount overseas Viagra by now. Anyhow, they're all crying like they thought antifreeze agents were all right as long as the amounts are kept to a minimum, and to their credit the amount found in the toothpaste won't actually kill most people so much as inflict a nice dose of kidney and liver damage. Even so, FDA is putting its foot down by asserting that not only do such things never, ever have a place in ingestibles, but that the entire country needs to shape up and stop sending us poisoned things. The Chinese government has, on pain of trade blacklisting, sprung into action with initial steps toward put ting a recall system in place, but I maintain that their pace is rather slow for a country that doesn't enjoy people starting rumors about all their bananas being infected with SARS.

In the meantime, all I can say is stay away from the bargain-bin toothpaste with the weird Engrish on the label. Sure, it keeps your breath tasty-fresh for less, but at what cost? You can pull all the ladies you want with your delicious fresh breath, but it won't help you much when you are dead.


Before this, _DictionaryGirl_ would totally have bought a toothpaste called Dr. Cool, and then where would she be? Just another statistic. Sad. Uncool, China.

 

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Stiles

Stiles

Philadelphia, PA
November 2002

JUN 02, 2007 06:18 PM

I do my best to stay away from anything made in China that aren't fireworks.

From counterfeit car bumpers that shatter upon impact and cheap brake pads that glaze and fail on the first hard stop to the recent pet food deaths to this...

Chinese manufacturing and the government that fails to oversee it is to blame for hundreds of millions of dollars worth of defective and dangerous product and countless failures in the field that result in deaths, injuries, property damage and premature failure.

When will we, the US retailing community and ultimately the US consumer, learn that you do get what you pay for? If we didn't buy this garbage up as fast as they can churn it out - I'm looking (among others) at you, Wal-Mart - there would be less incentive to lie, cheat, steal and poison in the name of profit.

Since they are neither interested in nor capable of ensuring their exports are safe, our government desperately needs to enforce strict testing standards, paid for with an excise tax on all Chinese imports.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

JUN 02, 2007 06:49 PM

I'm beginning to worry it's not just an accident.

It's a test.

Whats the running conspiracy theory on that angle ?

DCruz

DCruz

Montreal-nord, QC
November 2006

JUN 02, 2007 07:08 PM

I never trust the dollar store products anyway, even less if it's something I might eat. I don't mind buying their cheap crayons or picture frames but anything that is made for consumption I pass by.

That's what happens when people want cheap things...

CherryCoke

CherryCoke

Derry, NH
May 2007

JUN 02, 2007 07:14 PM

Truthfully, I'm not surprised to hear about this after the whole pet food fiasco. China is just out to get us I suppose.

catdad

catdad

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUN 02, 2007 07:21 PM

To say that they aren't actually doing anything about it is extremely misleading. You might want to do some research for your stories. Not to mention, they just sentenced the head of their Food and Drug Administration to death for "taking bribes and dereliction of duty". True, he was arrested in 2005, long before the recent problems, but it appears that they are sending a message. You can be sure that the recent problems are a result of policy, or lack there of, developed under his watch.

gcash056

gcash056

Orlando, FL
October 2004

JUN 02, 2007 07:32 PM

The dirty Commies are trying to poison us!

However, I will still buy my tools at Harbor Freight, because they don't treat me like shit like Sears does.

They also honor their warranty better than Sears does.

Plus they have tons of stuff you'll NEVER find at Sears like vise brakes, motorcycle tire changing machines, large bench vises, shop presses, motorcycle work lifts that actually fit a motorcycle, cross-slide vises, benchtop arbor presses, and a decent assortment of metric tools.

I'd think about buying them at Sears or another American store, but they DON'T stock any of this sort of thing, so it's a choice between cheap Chinese stuff and ... let me see here... NOTHING! So I'll take the cheap Chinese stuff.

Now you do have to give it the hairy eyeball because the stuff isn't the highest quality, but then again I'm not running a machine shop, I just want to work on my motorcycle when it needs it.

The Chinese attitude is "if someone will buy it, we'll make it" including poison toothpaste.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

JUN 02, 2007 07:34 PM

catdad said:
To say that they aren't actually doing anything about it is extremely misleading. You might want to do some research for your stories. Not to mention, they just sentenced the head of their Food and Drug Administration to death for "taking bribes and dereliction of duty". True, he was arrested in 2005, long before the recent problems, but it appears that they are sending a message. You can be sure that the recent problems are a result of policy, or lack there of, developed under his watch.



Ooh, I see. I did do research, but hadn't found a lot on that front. I'd be happy to edit to accommodate the error.

Volkov

Volkov

San Antonio, TX
OLD SKOOL

JUN 02, 2007 08:04 PM

Global Capitalism at its finest!

send production over to China for better profits for US Coporations for lower wages and defective products for the masses!

three cheers.

whatever

Qiqel

Qiqel

Japan
January 2004

JUN 02, 2007 08:19 PM

catdad said:
Not to mention, they just sentenced the head of their Food and Drug Administration to death for "taking bribes and dereliction of duty". True, he was arrested in 2005, long before the recent problems, but it appears that they are sending a message. You can be sure that the recent problems are a result of policy, or lack there of, developed under his watch.



All it takes is a bottle of good strong alcohol and perhaps a cut of the profits for local party secretary and the police chief and you can produce whatever poison you need, use children workforce to get it mixed and label it however you want. Don't be fooled about high-profile executions - in a communist state, especially the size of China, the central government is a paper dragon and its only concern is staying in power.

Not to mention Beijing is far far away and $X000 you can get for a Barrel of poison labelled as syrup is fortune worth dying for.

skiing_ian

skiing_ian

Edmonton, AB
April 2006

JUN 02, 2007 08:34 PM

My question is.......

Who would buy dollar store toothpaste? Like the 79 cent tube from wal mart isn't cheap enough?

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

JUN 02, 2007 09:08 PM

skiing_ian said:
My question is.......

Who would buy dollar store toothpaste? Like the 79 cent tube from wal mart isn't cheap enough?



you haven't bought toothpaste in a very, very long time have you ? wink

Lufy

Lufy

Ithaca, NY
May 2004

JUN 02, 2007 11:16 PM

It's funny....everyone's so down on China right now, what with their businesses killing our pets and all, but read a little out of "The Jungle" to see how American meat packing companies used to put all kinds of toxic substances in their consumables. We were the "China" of a hundred years ago. In another 100 years it'll be some other country. Why? Because:

Capitalism + zero oversight = antifreeze-flavored toothpaste and sawdust-filled sausages.

Money follows the path of least resistance and the path of least resistance is what makes a river crooked. -Utah Phillips

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

JUN 02, 2007 11:38 PM


Before this, _DictionaryGirl_ would totally have bought a toothpaste called Dr. Cool, and then where would she be? Just another statistic. Sad. Uncool, China.



China still cool! China still cool!

smile

adjunct

adjunct

Philadelphia, PA
July 2002

JUN 02, 2007 11:48 PM

Lufy said:
Capitalism + zero oversight = antifreeze-flavored toothpaste and sawdust-filled sausages.


Yeah, but they ostensibly have a planned economy; these sorts of stories reveal how unplanned it is.

Money follows the path of least resistance and the path of least resistance is what makes a river crooked. -Utah Phillips


I love this guy.

And as for this:

gcash056 said:
However, I will still buy my tools at Harbor Freight, because they don't treat me like shit like Sears does.


Maybe a third of their stuff is from China. My wrenches, for examples, are made in India (India? Yes, India.), toolbox is Taiwan, and a lot of the rest of the stuff is Cambodia. Which doesn't exactly warm the cockles of my heart, but I'm also not going to buy anything from there that can lift a vehicle high enough that it's in an excellent position to crush one of my limbs.

ChopperJones

ChopperJones

Deltona, FL
September 2005

JUN 03, 2007 05:01 AM

I guess you could test your toothpaste on your cat first to see if it contains anti-freeze. smile

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