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I was really excited when Arnold Schwarzenegger became the governor of California back in 2003 -- not because of his politics, but because (a.) nothing is as sweet as having The Terminator's signature on your college diploma, and (b.) I knew that he would work hard to make our state the very best ACTION STATE in the union. So far he has not let us down: since his inauguration, it's been nothing but earthquakes and mudslides and floods and more earthquakes and the biggest fucking fire in Southern California history (that last one practically inches away from my face).

So you may have heard about the latest installment to come barreling out of what I like to call "Operation: Constant State of Action!": on Tuesday afternoon, flames went up in Griffith Park, one of the most famous and historical areas of Los Angeles.

Firefighters struggled Tuesday night to contain wind-whipped flames that scorched hundreds of acres in Griffith Park, forced the evacuation of some of Los Angeles' best-known landmarks and raced toward hillside homes in Los Feliz, prompting a hasty evacuation...

The Observatory, Greek Theatre, Los Angeles Zoo, Travel Town and Museum of the American West, as well as nearby golf courses, a magnet school and boys camp were evacuated Tuesday afternoon as firefighters dealt with erratic winds and bone-dry brush that has received less than 4 inches of rain in the last year.


They were hoping for rain, or at least for moist air, but we're in Southern California and it's not February anymore, so survey says hot winds aplenty, which pushed the fire further south into the Hollywood Hills. By 10PM, three hundred people had to be evacuated (including some of our own), and there was no containment in sight.

If Griffith Park Observatory and the Greek go up, it will be extremely depressing, but the most concerning thing right now is the state of the Los Angeles Zoo, which is also in the path of potential mayhem. Thankfully all the animals (and the zookeepers who have stayed on site to take care of them) are doing fine so far. Apparently they are down with a little non-screaming-children action every now and then.

With a veil of smoke visible in the hills, zoo staffers said Wednesday that animals were calm and seemingly unbothered by the faint smell of smoke wafting on the breeze...."Even along the edges" of the zoo, principal keeper Jeff Briscoe said, "the animals seem oblivious." Briscoe, who stayed at the zoo until 3 a.m. Wednesday, checked on the zoo's two high-profile elephants through the night. "They're fine. They're not even aware of it," he said.

There was one thing unusual at the zoo, however: It was closed to the public, as were all access roads. So with the zoo devoid of noisy patrons and screaming children, animals luxuriated in the quiet.

A chimpanzee toting an onion strolled across its exhibit, past a rushing waterfall that drowned out the thud-thud-thud of a helicopter overhead. A bachelor herd of Nubian ibexes monitored the zoo scene from a high rock ledge while two gerenuks in another exhibit propped their slender legs up on a tree to browse... Billy, the zoo's bull elephant, flipped a trunkful of dirt over his head onto his back to cool himself.


Excellent. I hope things continue that way, and it seems like they might. As of this morning, thanks to the fine airborne precision work of the LAFD, combined with that cooler ocean air finally pulling through, the 800-plus-acre fire is said to be 75% contained.

The 817-acre Griffith Park fire has been largely extinguished but the blaze is not expected to be fully contained until tonight, and the city's largest park and its major attractions -- including the zoo and observatory -- remained closed today, officials said.

Firefighters, aided by a cool and damp marine layer, have contained about 75% of the blaze, Los Angeles Fire Department spokeswoman Melissa Kelley said this morning. Full containment, in the form of a 100-foot wide perimeter, is expected by about 6 p.m. today.


So that's relatively good news. As far as determining what exactly caused the fire, and whether or not it was charge-pressable arson, the investigation continues. There was some suspicion at first involving a certain sleepy golfer, but the police seem to have let that one go.

Fire investigators remained interested in a man who was found with burns on a park golf course as the possible source of the fire, authorities said. But police Sgt. Lee Sands said the department was finished questioning the man and did not consider him a "person of interest."

The man, in his early 20s, suffered second- and third-degree burns to his upper torso. David Schaefer, a Fire Department paramedic who treated him, said the man told him he fell asleep while smoking a cigarette and woke up with his shirt on fire.

"At this point there's no indication that it was anything but an accident," said Battalion Chief John Miller, who oversees arson investigations.


And so it goes, for now. The LA Times has a running blog with breaking news on the subject, if you're interested in reading more. Cross your fingers that by tonight there won't be much more to report besides the cleaning-up and the aftermath.

Then we can move on to whatever disaster-movie-in-the-making our awesome state has in store for us next.

 
aleksa

aleksa

Tacoma, WA
April 2006

MAY 10, 2007 11:35 AM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
Then we can move on to whatever disaster-movie-in-the-making our awesome state has in store for us next.



California seems to rebel against human habitation in ways that no other state can rival.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

MAY 10, 2007 04:21 PM

aleksa said:

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
Then we can move on to whatever disaster-movie-in-the-making our awesome state has in store for us next.



California seems to rebel against human habitation in ways that no other state can rival.



Ahhh, you caught me accidentally queueing this for April 10th and backlogging it. blush

Seriously though, doesn't it?! Our land does not like us much...

Gerry_D

Gerry_D

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

MAY 10, 2007 05:25 PM

watching those fire fighters call in the air drop on themselves was just amazing...

I would really be unhappy if the observatory got toasted.

also - is "falling asleep" a euphemism for "drunk off his ass"? just wondering.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

MAY 10, 2007 06:50 PM

Wasn't this a Bad Religion song?

theaceface

theaceface

Sherman Oaks, CA
March 2007

MAY 10, 2007 10:16 PM

Charge-pressable.

That had me laughing. Noice!

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

MAY 10, 2007 10:26 PM

By the way, this article is totally racist towards Northern Californians. No mention of our freeways collapsing? Weak sauce.

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

MAY 10, 2007 10:26 PM

The observatory and the Greek are safe and have been since at least noon yesterday. The active fire line is on the other side of the park. I think it's pretty much just mop-up time by now. They said they expected full containment by tonight, and there hasn't been any smoke since Wednesday morning.

aleksa

aleksa

Tacoma, WA
April 2006

MAY 10, 2007 10:28 PM

Subrosa said:
By the way, this article is totally racist towards Northern Californians. No mention of our freeways collapsing? Weak sauce.



I don't think the state (geographically) is discriminating. It wants all of you off its surface.

scylis

scylis

Anchorage, AK
November 2004

MAY 10, 2007 10:30 PM

aleksa said:

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
Then we can move on to whatever disaster-movie-in-the-making our awesome state has in store for us next.



California seems to rebel against human habitation in ways that no other state can rival.



earthquakes? check
fires? check
floods? check
more earthquakes, you say? yup. got 'em. check
more fires? we've got plenty! they're even visible from motherfucking SPACE!
AND there's tsunami! we've even had a 1720 foot high one!
i don't need to espouse the dangers of some of the waters off our great state. just watch an episode of The Deadliest Catch on Discovery.

oh, and we got BEARS! big fuck-off HUGE ones! available now in black, regular brown, Big McLargehuge brown, and sporty white.

oh, i forgot the volcanoes.

>.>
<.<
liquid, hot "mag"-"ma"

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

MAY 10, 2007 10:36 PM

Subrosa said:
Wasn't this a Bad Religion song?



And just for posterity:

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

MAY 10, 2007 10:37 PM

aleksa said:

Subrosa said:
By the way, this article is totally racist towards Northern Californians. No mention of our freeways collapsing? Weak sauce.



I don't think the state (geographically) is discriminating. It wants all of you off its surface.



Well, I guess we'll all have to pick up and follow the rest of us to the Pacific Northwest.

scylis

scylis

Anchorage, AK
November 2004

MAY 10, 2007 10:46 PM

Subrosa said:

aleksa said:

Subrosa said:
By the way, this article is totally racist towards Northern Californians. No mention of our freeways collapsing? Weak sauce.



I don't think the state (geographically) is discriminating. It wants all of you off its surface.



Well, I guess we'll all have to pick up and follow the rest of us to the Pacific Northwest.



DON'T CALIFORNICATE OREGON

oh, and awesome about the fires being put in check. wildfires blow ass, and despite as much a hard time i had breathing when i was there, California is too nice a place to char to bits.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

MAY 10, 2007 11:00 PM

scylis said:

Subrosa said:

aleksa said:

Subrosa said:
By the way, this article is totally racist towards Northern Californians. No mention of our freeways collapsing? Weak sauce.



I don't think the state (geographically) is discriminating. It wants all of you off its surface.



Well, I guess we'll all have to pick up and follow the rest of us to the Pacific Northwest.



DON'T CALIFORNICATE OREGON



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