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Hottest Chick/Loudest Fart Contest

MONDAY MAY 7 2007 10:00 AM

Submitted by MAQI. Edited By Rahodeb.

I don't watch much television, but generally I think it's Japan that has the weirdest TV shows. Then again I see this and I wonder who the crown goes to.

Howard Stern reps say:

"WE ARE LOOKING FOR THE HOTTEST CHICK WHO CAN ALSO BLAST THE LOUDEST, LONGEST, MOST DISGUSTING FARTS. SEND IN A TAPE OR DVD DEMONSTRATING YOUR AMAZING FARTING TALENTS!"

The prize? "Sirius will award the Grand Prize Winner a certificate as The Hottest Chick with the loudest fart and a check for $5,000 (the �Grand Prize�). The approximate retail value of the trips for the Finalists is $2,000 per trip."

You only have til May 10, so hurry up!

39 Comments

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Rainking13

Saint Peters, MO

December 2006

MAY 07, 2007 10:05 AM

long live the king of media, only he could do something like this and it make news. My vote would to Lohan. The whiskey farts can be something awful.

King_Mob

Orchard Park, NY

September 2005

MAY 07, 2007 10:16 AM

I'm sure our SGs could cook something up...

Gayballs

Seattle, WA

July 2005

MAY 07, 2007 10:17 AM

the VEGAN SGs could so win this

KorbenDallas

Brownsville, TX

January 2005

MAY 07, 2007 11:22 AM

ha ha ha, girls don't fart.

RubberSoul

Los Angeles, CA

February 2003

MAY 07, 2007 11:23 AM

MAQI said:
I don't watch much television, but generally I think it's Japan that has the weirdest TV shows. Then again I see this and I wonder who the crown goes to.

Uh, maybe you didn't realize it, but Howard Stern is a radio program.

geo35

Minneapolis, MN

January 2003

MAY 07, 2007 11:36 AM

'Classy guy, that Howard.

JDPatriot

Great Barrington, MA

January 2004

MAY 07, 2007 12:53 PM

RubberSoul said:
Uh, maybe you didn't realize it, but Howard Stern is a radio program.

He also has a TV show.

AmalgamSwitch

Birmingham, AL

May 2006

MAY 07, 2007 12:55 PM

Burn

AndersWolleck

Astoria, NY

February 2003

MAY 07, 2007 12:56 PM

just find some who are lactose intolerant and tell them to enjoy some cake

DeadBilly

Burnt Cabins, PA

February 2004

MAY 07, 2007 01:15 PM

JDPatriot said:

RubberSoul said:
Uh, maybe you didn't realize it, but Howard Stern is a radio program.

He also has a TV show.

I thought that went off the air 10 years ago

filmME

Vancouver, BC

May 2003

MAY 07, 2007 01:35 PM

KorbenDallas said:
ha ha ha, girls don't fart.

they drop roses.

MisterLinguist

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

MAY 07, 2007 01:43 PM

filmME said:

KorbenDallas said:
ha ha ha, girls don't fart.

they drop roses.

Which coincidentally smell like shit.

RubberSoul

Los Angeles, CA

February 2003

MAY 07, 2007 01:58 PM

JDPatriot said:

RubberSoul said:
Uh, maybe you didn't realize it, but Howard Stern is a radio program.

He also has a TV show.

Wrong again. He has an contract with On Demand to show various highlights from his radio show on a subcription only basis.

madbax

Nome, TX

March 2005

MAY 07, 2007 04:36 PM

Rainking13 said:
long live the king of media, only he could do something like this and it make news. My vote would to Lohan. The whiskey farts can be something awful.

I have to vouch for that... Whiskey shits is more like it.

Metaverse

Portland, OR

March 2005

MAY 07, 2007 04:40 PM

RubberSoul said:

JDPatriot said:

RubberSoul said:
Uh, maybe you didn't realize it, but Howard Stern is a radio program.

He also has a TV show.

Wrong again. He has an contract with On Demand to show various highlights from his radio show on a subcription only basis.

Would that happen to be on....TV? Unless it's being broadcast directly into your brain, even if it is an On Demand subscription...I believe that is considered a show on TV.

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