Good to see you.
We met at that thing. For the kids.
No, I’m not sure if Shari Belefonte was there…
Do you like her? I can introduce.

Yeah, it’s nuts.
These things are so fake. I just come to laugh, you know?
Nice suit, who is it?
Never heard of him.

I’ll get a Baker’s Manhattan on the rocks.

You know Marc, right?
Are you friends with Marc?
No, with a “c”.
Well he was in my office today and-
No, dark skinned. Darker…
Yeah, anyway, he was in my office today
Do you know who I’m talking about?

Good guy. Black guy.

I’ll set you up to meet with him.
Marc gets it.

Yeah, Howie Mandell is always here.
He’s really rich.
Hold on, I’ll be right back.

They’re shooting a reality show in back.
I think one of them is a pregnant porn star.
If not, it’s a great idea.
Hold on, I’m going to leave that on my voicemail.

I’ll get a peach martini in a rocks glass. No fruit.

Who you with?
Good guy, great guy.
Good guy, great guy.

How’s your pilot/script/deal?
Who’s producing/writing/directing?
Good guy, great guy.
He gets it.

Yeah, she’s funny for a chick.
We used to be friends.

Did you see the new Youtube video?
Did you see the new Lost mugshot?
Did you see Jessica Alba in Defamer?
Did you see sex-tape?
Did go rehab?

Did you hear what that white guy called that black guy?
What a fag.

Did you see Shia on SNL?
Good Guy.
GREAT GUY.

I’ll get a Burnt Toast Martini. Extra butter.