Secret Photoshop Agent and resident Fashion Icon Zoetica often has the staff at SGHQ asking, "What's Zo Wearing?" Her unique and eccentric style is a rallying call to those who suffer from mainstream malaise. Each week, she tells us how she's combined ordinary items to create her extraordinary look. Undaunted by unusual combinations, "What's Zo Wearing" is SG's answer to middle-of-the-road makeover shows.



















If it is bright colors your wardrobe craves this spring, then..I'm afraid I can't help you. It's just not my thing, dig? But do enjoy this fabulous graffiti, instead*.

*This WZW is brought to you by waking up at 6am for no particular reason at all.

Jacket: $50 Pop Killer 2
Very slightly see-though dress: $19 at tiny Korean store
Extra long socks: gift, but similar ones can be found at Sockdreams.com
Copper shoes: Demonia
Esc key silver ring: some place on Melrose Ave
Pocket watch carcass: eBay

Zoetica Ebb is a painter, SG style technician, make up artist, alt. model, photgrapher & occasional cosmonomad. Born in Moscow, Russia, she was raised by a troup of gypsy scientists from space, who coldly sold her to an American technological research facility in 1992. After a daring escape, she graduated from the LA County High School for the Arts, retreated into the rumored underground atelier where she studied with the much-revered fashion guru Madame Von Kuntzertag, followed by a brief stint at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago. She's traveled the world, gathering fashion expertise and is thrice certified as official Finesse Monitor to the Khan throne. She loves Yungfuktoi and someday hopes to own a few pieces. For further details, visit Zoetica's member page, or her portfolio website, BioRequiem.