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Needled News by Marisa DiMattia

MONDAY MARCH 5 2007 12:00 PM

Submitted by Marisa_DiMattia. Edited By Rahodeb.

TAGS: tattoo, body art, Miami Ink, Walmart, reality tv

Yesterday, I was reviewing the tattoo news of the week when this message popped up on my screen from my buddy Dave of Big Kahuna Tattoo in Florida:

“I just saw the 4 horsemen of the tattoo apocalypse in the flaming sky...Miami Ink t-shits…at...WAL-MART! Tattooing has OFFICIALLY been destroyed. I'm off to have full laser removal done.



Following that message, our online conversation included references from Dave on how watching the show is akin to watching one’s mother in a porno, how clients now come in and tell him how to tattoo based on what they saw on TV, and even how people on the street now frequently ask him the meaning behind the tattoos of his full body suit. He preferred when they just crossed the street in fear.

Of course, Dave will admit that the show has increased business. With some of the mystery gone, the general apprehension of walking into the unknown dissipates and leaves people free to waltz in the studio for their own work of art.

While Dave and many other tattooers I’ve spoken with are clearly on the anti-tattoo TV side, I’m still trying to figure of how I feel about Miami Ink. I’m gonna try and flesh it out here today.

Before I do, let me just say that I am clearly decided on the other tattoo reality show, Inked, a big joke of a show where the focus is on the drama and “hijinks” of the cast than on any art. I was once asked by one of their producers if I knew tattoo artists who would want to be part of the show. I could not find one. Enough said.

On the contrary, Miami Ink does feature really good tattoo artists. Chris Garver’s tattoo portfolio is first rate, especially his Japanese work, and Kat Von D does a mean portrait tattoo when she’s not posing for ubiquitous pictorials. And now I hear that one of my fave tattoo pin-up artists, Joe Capobianco, will be doing a guest spot on the show from April 2 through the 7th. What this all means is that the general public gets to see a high standard of tattoo art and can make better choices when deciding on an artist.

The public does not see the full picture, however, and this type of reality programming is often far from the truth. First, in Miami Ink, clients don’t just walk in and make an appointment. They go through producers, they are booked based on things like a good back story to wanting the tattoo. But not every body tells a story. No one has to die for you to get tattooed. You do not need to be a victim of abuse to reclaim your body via art. Tattooing the name or face of your child on your body does not make you a better parent. Not that these are bad tattoos but they do not represent the full breadth and depth of the tattoo experience.

Many people get tattooed because it just looks pretty. Because they like it, and that should be enough. That’s reality. I guarantee you that most tattooists will not throw you out of the studio for not having some spiritual awakening that compels you to get needled. In fact, many are probably grateful that they don’t have to hear the story.

Which brings me to another tattoo truth: Most tattooers do not work in the resplendent glamour of being flown to the Super Bowl, Hawaii, and A-List parties. They do not regularly tattoo wrestlers, rock stars, and models. In fact, many people they tattoo do not bathe before the session. Tattooers generally work for hours hunched over with a buzzing machine in their hands leading to bad backs and carpal tunnel. They perform tasks like kicking out drunken frat boys and cleaning up vomit from clients with weak stomachs who can’t take the pain. They deal with cries, screams, and large burly men who pass out and pee themselves because they’re too manly to take a break. I’ve seen it. It ain’t pretty. But I think it would make for more interesting television.

What are your thoughts on tattoo reality TV? Leave your comments below.

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For tattoo headlines of last week, read Needled’s take on guy who’s suing his tattooer for misspelling a stupid tattoo, a story on how one amputee transformed his stump into a dragon head that’s a work of art, and more.
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Marisa_DiMattia is a lawyer and editor of Needled.com, a blog on tattoo art and culture.

 

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DrFeelgood

DrFeelgood

USA
February 2007

MAR 05, 2007 12:40 PM

I am so tired of being asked to explain my tattoos! Sure there are a couple that have meaning behind them but most are there for no reason other than I thought it would look good. I actually miss people asking me if they hurt!
I took my kids on vacation last week and instead of feeling like a freak show, I felt like an afternoon special! Tattoos seem to make us worthy of strangers' attention. That sucks!

Too bad they don't just focus on the art and the artist rather than the customer and their shitty life.

Sid

Sid

SUICIDEGIRL

Colorado, USA

MAR 05, 2007 12:51 PM

my tattoo artist has written on his wall in his room "This is not Miami Ink. I don't give a fuck why you're getting a tattoo!" It makes me giggle insanely every time! tongue

i also hate when people ask me what my tattoos mean. i mean, a majority of my tattoos mean something to me, but i don't wanna explain it to everyone and their mother.

Libby

Libby

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

MAR 05, 2007 01:28 PM

I have found it best to explain my tattoos to my clients. I'm a hairdresser and I am asked almost daily about my chest tattoo. I couldn't figure out a nice way to tell people I didn't want to tell them the meaning so I just explain it honestly. It reads "Tear it's heart out shut it up." I think it scares people, but as long as they're paying for my services and it keeps them coming back I will compromise that much. I enjoy watching Miami Ink, mainly for the fact that people are becoming more accepting... but they should be more honest about what it's REALLY like. I don't want to be stared at as a freak but I don't want to be bugged with a million questions either!



suspect86

suspect86

Wheaton, IL
April 2006

MAR 05, 2007 01:32 PM

I stopped explaining the meanings of my tattoos a long time ago.
I just tell people "I'm a collector" and it's usually enough for them.

The one thing I really do hate is when people with a tiny little tattoo feel the need to wrap "ink talk" with you because they think they've joined some elite club because they got a tattoo. I'm sorry but your barbed wire armband is not the same as my 2 full sleeves and gigantic ribcage pinup. The fact that you have a tattoo and I have a tattoo does not make us best friends.

I'm happy to field serious questions about the art but don't bring it up to make small talk with me.

Mrs_Misha

Mrs_Misha

Los Angeles, CA
September 2003

MAR 05, 2007 02:34 PM

As a tattoo Artist I have a Love/Dislike relationship with this show. I admit I have only watched a little of it. It's too much like being at work. After a long day of tattooing the last thing I want to do is watch some one else doing my job. I want a break from it.

That being said, the show has been good for the industry. Clients seem to be thinking more before they come in. I get less of the "I want a tattoo" but the person doesn't know what to get do they just look for the cheapest thing.
People are beginning to understand that this is real work and how to communicate with the artist about what they want. Yeah a bit "Too Much Info" some times but so much better than it was. I've also noticed an upsizing with customers. Seeing lots of big pieces on the show that look great seem to be making people see the value of a tattoo bigger than a quarter.

I also think that middle America seeing that lots of normal folk get tattoos is making lots of people rethink their prejudices against the heavily inked. And considering it for themselves.

Yeah it's a pain in the ass to be asked what your tattoos mean by total strangers, but now they aren't thinking that you are a criminal/ drug addict/ whore..

Snowy

Snowy

United Kingdom
February 2007

MAR 05, 2007 02:45 PM

I like watching Miami Ink for the art, not for the whole meaning behind it. I guess the meaning part is there to make the show more interesting..!
I want to get a tattoo of a snowflake - why? Because I like snow. 'Nuff said! smile

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

MAR 05, 2007 02:52 PM

Marisa_DiMattia said:
Many people get tattooed because it just looks pretty. Because they like it, and that should be enough.



Judging from the beginning or yr story, looking tough is a big part of it too.

DrFeelgood said:
Tattoos seem to make us worthy of strangers' attention. That sucks!



Yr saying that deliberately doing something that makes you stand out from the crowd is drawing attention?! Mon dieu!

But seriously. I hear just as much bitching about tattoos becoming mainstream or less edgy as I do about people with tattoos not wanting to be judged or shamed. News flash: those two things go hand in hand. If you want tattoos to be accepted, they're going to be mainstream.

Perversia

Perversia

United Kingdom
November 2003

MAR 05, 2007 03:12 PM

I personally cannot stand Miami Ink. I'm so fed up of all the firefighter memorial tattoos featured and the other silly back stories. It's fine to have a meaning to your tattoo, just as it is perfectly acceptable to not have one. I just hate how the producers need the people to have that story. Why can't it be more realistic?

DrFeelgood

DrFeelgood

USA
February 2007

MAR 05, 2007 05:20 PM

Mrs_Misha said:
As a tattoo Artist I have a Love/Dislike relationship with this show. I admit I have only watched a little of it. It's too much like being at work. After a long day of tattooing the last thing I want to do is watch some one else doing my job. I want a break from it.

That being said, the show has been good for the industry. Clients seem to be thinking more before they come in. I get less of the "I want a tattoo" but the person doesn't know what to get do they just look for the cheapest thing.
People are beginning to understand that this is real work and how to communicate with the artist about what they want. Yeah a bit "Too Much Info" some times but so much better than it was. I've also noticed an upsizing with customers. Seeing lots of big pieces on the show that look great seem to be making people see the value of a tattoo bigger than a quarter.

I also think that middle America seeing that lots of normal folk get tattoos is making lots of people rethink their prejudices against the heavily inked. And considering it for themselves.

Yeah it's a pain in the ass to be asked what your tattoos mean by total strangers, but now they aren't thinking that you are a criminal/ drug addict/ whore..



Who says I'm not a criminal, addict or whore?

spyder13

spyder13

San Francisco, CA
October 2006

MAR 05, 2007 09:16 PM

I personally enjoy telling the story of my tattoos because they are part of who I am. Each tattoo is a representation of me and why wouldn't I want to share that. Any body adornment: tattoo, piercing, scarification, etc... should have some meaning to you otherwise it is as superficial as fake breasts, collagen injections, plastic surgery, etc... If it doesnt mean something to you and is only done for the aesthetic pleasure then it is meaningless. You have one body and what you do to it should have meaning and a purpose.

gfvella

gfvella

Australia
November 2004

MAR 06, 2007 02:39 AM

large burly men who pass out and pee themselves because they're too manly to take a break



I can't work this one out

Is it that they pass out from the pain or that they pass out from holding back pee because they don't want to take a toilet break? biggrin

gfvella

gfvella

Australia
November 2004

MAR 06, 2007 02:46 AM

While i have tattoos i have never regarded myself as in with the ink scene <shrug> I got tattoos i liked by tattooists that were recommended. I've never been hugely interested in anything beyond that. This said, having a reason for getting a tat is a lot better than getting one because of peer pressure or being blind drunk.

Also while none of mine have stories other than the fact I had come across and liked the images in question (though why I liked them is peronal to me) I have never understood why you would simply take something off the boards in the shop? If you are going to have something placed irremovably on your body you'd think you would want something personal and at least somewhat particular, rather than something any bugger could have (and probably does).

I don't think Miami Ink is shown down in OZ, but if it leads to better informed choice all the better.

Twwly

Twwly

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

MAR 06, 2007 06:06 AM

A friend of my husbands just did a guest spot there and when I heard how much they were charging people for tattoos, I was nearly sick. I mean, sure, charge a bit more because you can. But there's a line.

"But not every body tells a story." <-- Aaaaaamen.

AndersWolleck

AndersWolleck

Astoria, NY
February 2003

MAR 06, 2007 06:09 AM

so on this show, every tatttoo they make needs to have a story or something?

Catbones

Catbones

USA
December 2006

MAR 06, 2007 06:33 AM

Reality TV tattoo shows. From my perspective as a tattoo artist, it's a double edged sword.

I admit that Miami Ink has it's good sides. Yes, it's been good for business. Yes, more often these days the casual and spontaneous shopper will choose something a bit more involved and pricey than the doo-dads they might have chosen had they not been inspired by last night's episode. In the big picture, broadcast media has put tattoo in the homes of all classes of people, all over the country, all over the world. Sports figures, rock stars, celebrities of all kinds sport their ink on television. The advertising industry has caught on to the trendiness of body art, and tattoos get featured in TV and magazine ads. That all has a positive impact on me, one of the guy's who makes their living through tattoo art.

On the down side? I can't tell you how tired I am of being told about what happened on Miami Ink last week.

Yes, Chris Garver does good, solid work.
Yes, Kat Von D is too sexy for her job.

People idolize the personalities and events they see on television. Not to put down the tattooists on Miami Ink, but just because they're on a reality TV show, they aren't the pinnacle of fine art tattooing. The average customer doesn't know the first thing about the *real* who's who of tattooing. I could list *scores* of tattooists who do work that's light years beyond what is showcased on Miami Ink, but to the average uninformed customer, these folks must be the absolute best - why else would they be on television? Gah.

I could go on about my issues and pet peeves with the show, the way it's completely sensationalized, the ugly aspects all whitewashed away, the glamour outshining the *true* reality of tattoo... suffice it to say, I'm not personally a fan of Miami Ink.

Alas, I must admit it again - in spite of the down sides, it's good for business.

You approached your article in a very analytical and neutral way, Marisa. You summed it up as with "I'd be interested in knowing what you think" finale. I'd like to know what you really think, passing your own judgement. Do *you* like Miami Ink?

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