Thank you for making my day.

Just out of curiosity, are suicide attempt "jackpot" points cumulative? Does the method used have an effect on your score? Can points be redeemed for mascara or eyeliner from Hot Topic?

Haha, thank you so much for posting this.

Emo frequent flyers. I think your on to a no-fail money making scheme there, my friend.

Are these people serious? This is some kind of satirical joke right?

LOL oh wow, that was a good laugh. my sides hurt!

hahahahaha

I think the only real danger to emo kids is frequently getting their little emo asses kicked by kids that are frequently annoyed with their constant whining.

Oh. My. God.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAK:HFKAL"GH"KSDLGHDSGJ:I?EJ:?<VGHSK:!!!!!!#@#!#

Man, oh man. I LOVE it. It gets me every time.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I'm the epitome of "public enemy." Fear me.

That is ridiculous, lol!, i can believe that they even went as far as documenting this,.. if these kids cut themselves thats theyre freakin problems, i get called emo cuz i listen to music about love, or stuff like that, peoples opinions on emo's can vary and i find it stupid that they are generalizing everyone who might dress with thigther clothes, sorry if i dont want to dress in pants that me and my 4 sibblings can fit it, its stupid, it pisses the hell outta me.

P.s. YAY FOR EMO!!!!!1

oh god

I can't believe they showed that emo emu picture.

If only they got points for actually dying instead of just attempting suicide the world would be such a better place full of less shitty music and poetry.

For reals. Doubleplus-WTF for the serious hard-hitting glances at Rob Dobi's illustrations.



THE FACES OF DANGER!!!