entirely plausible. if he created a crazy go nuts laser refraction chamber in his chest, he could superheat a pocket of air until it ignited into a ball of burning plasma.

What is it with some people that religious faith causes their brains to ooze out their ears?

For fucks sake! While having people this ignorant might seem funny it is this same superstitious cretinism that led to witch burnings and all the other dark and evil doings of religion.

I killed her because Jesus's laser eyes told me too!

I sometimes wonder if religous faith isn't a sign of mental breakdown

Ummmm... I'm pretty sure the laser eyes part was a joke. I guess you don't get jokes, huh.

yaya. Buddy Jesus, Anna Nicole Smith, agents!!! agents!!! meh blah whoo

organic farming is the news for tomorrow. get up on it.

Can anyone say, "Jesus Christ Superstar Laser Rock Show?"

-TM

The part about feeble-minded religious nitwits kneeling before it wasn't a joke though.

Oh i got the joke bit, but its not that funny. The point is supposedly educated, modern people in a modern civilisation are still believing medieval style superstious crap.

We can make jokes about all we want, but that doesn't mean these people are

jesus christ, jeeeeeesus christ, who are you what have you shot with lasers?

Your own

Laser

Jesus...

Good to see him sticking up for himself these days. About time he learned how to fight back.

this is totally cool. I live in Liverpool. apparently we have an abundance of ghosts round here.. the new "Shiverpool" ghost tour coinciding neatly with this apparent rise in supernatural phenomenon.

It's final, I've come to the conclusion that everyone is secretly /b/tarted. Too many people get these joke when I let them go in public.