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  • WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 14 2007 4:00 PM

Jesus Statue Shoots Sparks From Its Eyes!

Submitted by Brad_Warner

Edited by Rahodeb



According to this story on Metro UK, there is a statue of Jesus in Liverpool that shoots sparks from its eyes!

The report claims that some pilgrims are kneeling down in worship, while others are fleeing in terror lest they be vaporized by his laser beam eyes like the crowds at Sodom and Gomorrah.

That darned Jesus! Always causing a ruckus! But in Liverpool I bet John Lennon is still more popular.

[Special thanks to Zoetica for the lasers. While she is our Secret Photoshop Agent, she did not use Photoshop for this particular project. Nope. She used lasers from her eyes.]

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trocc

trocc

Chicago, IL
March 2003

FEB 14, 2007 04:11 PM

Markus001

Markus001

United Kingdom
November 2004

FEB 14, 2007 04:12 PM

Sometimes the best stuff happens in Britain.

Laser-eyes Jesus. Brilliant. Just brilliant.

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

FEB 14, 2007 04:15 PM

pfff, weak. let me know when they've got a real laser jesus.

itwashardlylovex

itwashardlylovex

Costa Mesa, CA
January 2007

FEB 14, 2007 04:29 PM

trocc said:



SHOOP DA WOOP!

IMMA CHARGIN MY LAZZORZZZZ!

Zoetica

Zoetica

NEWSWIRE

Portola Valley, CA

FEB 14, 2007 04:33 PM

don't they know Jesus isn't real? silly brits.
but, if he existed, surely he would be made entirely of lasers.

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

FEB 14, 2007 04:45 PM

Zoetica said:
don't they know Jesus isn't real? silly brits.
but, if he existed, surely he would be made entirely of lasers.



noo.... youre thinking of the ultimate evil from Time Bandits

"If I had created the Universe, I would have started with LAZERS, eight o'clock, Day One!"

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

FEB 14, 2007 04:53 PM


PEW PEW PEW!

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

FEB 14, 2007 05:04 PM

StarBelliedBoy said:
PEW PEW PEW!



What Is: Where do you sit down in a Church for $100, Alex?

Cherry

Cherry

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

FEB 14, 2007 05:14 PM

Zoetica said:
don't they know Jesus isn't real? silly brits.
but, if he existed, surely he would be made entirely of lasers.



He might be gay, in which case I'm sure it'd be something fabulous like sparklers.

I prefer the idea of a scifi laser-based Jesus though.

Zoetica

Zoetica

NEWSWIRE

Portola Valley, CA

FEB 14, 2007 05:16 PM

Cherry said:

Zoetica said:
don't they know Jesus isn't real? silly brits.
but, if he existed, surely he would be made entirely of lasers.



He might be gay, in which case I'm sure it'd be something fabulous like sparklers.

I prefer the idea of a scifi laser-based Jesus though.



could he be laser-based and also shoot fireballs though? that's what i need to know. i have..plans.

Gillionaire

Gillionaire

Manchester, NH
February 2007

FEB 14, 2007 05:20 PM

I'm not a religious man, but if I was, I would totally go for a savior with eye beams. Maybe I should just worship Cyclops.

Alecks

Alecks

Visalia, CA
October 2004

FEB 14, 2007 05:52 PM

lasers aside thats still the scariest fucking jesus ive ever seen

=-> Alecks

JoLeigh

JoLeigh

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

FEB 14, 2007 05:56 PM

Zoetica said:
don't they know Jesus isn't real? silly brits.
but, if he existed, surely he would be made entirely of lasers.



Lasers, and he would have one of those things that Scorpion had from mortal combat, where that spear comes out of his hand

Gillionaire

Gillionaire

Manchester, NH
February 2007

FEB 14, 2007 06:02 PM

JoLeigh said:

Zoetica said:
don't they know Jesus isn't real? silly brits.
but, if he existed, surely he would be made entirely of lasers.



Lasers, and he would have one of those things that Scorpion had from mortal combat, where that spear comes out of his hand



That would seriously be the most awesome Christ ever.

xfinitex

xfinitex

East Lansing, MI
August 2005

FEB 14, 2007 06:16 PM

If I were the artist, I'd make my next sculpture bleed or something, just to fuck with people.

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