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The Happiest Place on Earth: Italy Opens Sex Parks



Screw the love shacks, get busy outdoors in Italy's newly announced amusement parks. Founder and entrepreneur Giuseppe Foggetti has announced a park where young lovers can make passionate love on the tantalizing comforts of a park bench.

A park where young couples can have sex freely looks set to open in Italy. The recreational area is meant for those who find it hard to be intimate because the high price of Italian property forces them to live with their parents longer.


Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Used Condom National Park.

The park is located in the southern port of Bari, Italy, but it's not free. The park charges a ₤2 admittance fee plus an additional ₤1 for every half-hour that you do the nasty. The ₤1 per half-hour may seem expensive, but it is a package deal, with both privacy and security thrown in according to Foggetti:

“My idea was to create a place for those that want to spend intimate moments together without thinking whether someone would be shocked if they saw it. I intend to offer security and privacy.”


Come see the natural beauty and wonders at Shocked and Awed National Park today!

 

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Paloma

Paloma

Columbus, OH
January 2007

JAN 31, 2007 08:26 AM

Pretty fucking sweet. People who have roommates could definately appreciate this. I mean there's always the car but glorious outdoor Italy sure beats a stick shift up the ass. ...Unless you're into that...

siryn

siryn

Dallas, TX
November 2003

JAN 31, 2007 09:03 PM

i'm moving

ThrottleBitch

ThrottleBitch

Emeryville, CA
November 2005

FEB 01, 2007 05:07 AM

I have a large backyard...who wants to come over?

MarcyBeth

MarcyBeth

Ocala, FL
July 2006

FEB 01, 2007 11:03 AM

whoa.

this has such potential to be great, but dumbfuck people are going to ruin it like always.

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