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  • MONDAY JANUARY 29 2007 6:00 PM

The Happiest Place on Earth: Italy Opens Sex Parks



Screw the love shacks, get busy outdoors in Italy's newly announced amusement parks. Founder and entrepreneur Giuseppe Foggetti has announced a park where young lovers can make passionate love on the tantalizing comforts of a park bench.

A park where young couples can have sex freely looks set to open in Italy. The recreational area is meant for those who find it hard to be intimate because the high price of Italian property forces them to live with their parents longer.


Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Used Condom National Park.

The park is located in the southern port of Bari, Italy, but it's not free. The park charges a ₤2 admittance fee plus an additional ₤1 for every half-hour that you do the nasty. The ₤1 per half-hour may seem expensive, but it is a package deal, with both privacy and security thrown in according to Foggetti:

“My idea was to create a place for those that want to spend intimate moments together without thinking whether someone would be shocked if they saw it. I intend to offer security and privacy.”


Come see the natural beauty and wonders at Shocked and Awed National Park today!

 

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NadaIV

NadaIV

Chicago, IL
September 2005

JAN 29, 2007 08:39 PM

if only amsterdam will follow suit...vondel park...ungh..

Sammich

Sammich

Big Bear Lake, CA
January 2005

JAN 29, 2007 08:51 PM

Chewing gum and dog shit are bad enough, but stepping in spunk and used rubbers is just nasty!
puke

TheHat1759

thehat1759

Saint Louis, MO
January 2007

JAN 29, 2007 09:05 PM

this could be promising .... hmmmmm blush

Rayde

Rayde

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

JAN 29, 2007 09:20 PM

fucking awesome

LiquidSunset

LiquidSunset

Rancho Cucamonga, CA
August 2006

JAN 29, 2007 10:17 PM

Wow

Wraithkiss

Wraithkiss

Everett, WA
November 2004

JAN 29, 2007 10:33 PM

LOL now if they sort the park departments by age this would totally rule. Give the elderly a little hidden cove behind a thick hedge..... give the 18-30 year olds nice open green pastures.... then chop the 31-40 and 41-55 in another part and presto! instant success! Although if there's a lake there everyone should get a little piece of the lake cause that'd be too fun for anyone to pass up. Now the only question is, does the grass grow greener with a little extra something added in?

opppunk

opppunk

Los Angeles, CA
September 2003

JAN 29, 2007 10:40 PM

Fuck! Anyone wanna go to Italy with me? Maybe we could go for a walk in the park! hehehe!... eh...

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

JAN 29, 2007 11:39 PM

Bellissimo!

PBRawwww

PBRawwww

San Diego, CA
May 2005

JAN 29, 2007 11:44 PM

i thought that was already legal at all city parks here in the states...i guess thats just at night.

deadvines

deadvines

Springfield, IL
April 2004

JAN 29, 2007 11:55 PM


It would have to be like a botanical garden for me to even feel like paying admission.

What kind of security and privacy can it offer if anyone can pay admission and wander around? Will there be security gaurds? Would they only admit couples? What about same sex couples? Will there be legalized prostitution?

There seems to be a lot of considerations to think about. I guess it will be intersting to see how it works out.

erleichda

erleichda

Germany
May 2003

JAN 30, 2007 12:05 AM

This is a lot less strange than it sounds. Finding privacy for young couples in Italy, or any other of the predominantly catholic countries in Europe, can be really difficult, due to the fact that they live with their parents a lot longer than elsewhere and to have sex in your parents house is mostly impossible. There's parks all over Italy where they go to have sex, but there they are always in danger of being harrased by the carabinieri, the police and that's no fun. And yeah, the creeps are a problem as well, I imagine. So this sounds like a good idea, because if you regulate the entrance to the park it's fairly easy to keep voyeurs out. If you're not a couple, you can't come in.

Mocha

Mocha

New Orleans, LA
April 2006

JAN 30, 2007 12:42 AM

i love the fact that half the people posting think this is so sick, and the other half wanna go immediately.
I'm with the latter. sign me up!

2greyhills

2greyhills

Charlotte, NC
August 2006

JAN 30, 2007 02:08 AM

Daven said:
... except I imagine that most of the people who frequent the park will be nasty old men hoping to get a peek at some unsuspecting chick's vag.

::shudder::



shit yeah! that's exactly why i wanna go! whatever

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

JAN 30, 2007 04:23 AM

Wouldn't a budget hotel do just fine? Or does Italy have a disproportionately large number of exhibitionists and voyeurs?

Tallboy66

Tallboy66

Chicago, IL
January 2005

JAN 30, 2007 05:39 PM

But half the fun is thinking you might get caught.

But I'd still go.

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