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The Happiest Place on Earth: Italy Opens Sex Parks

MONDAY JANUARY 29 2007 6:00 PM

Submitted by Colin_ORegan. Edited By erin_broadley.

TAGS: Sex, Love, Italy, Park, Get a Room, Cheap Date

Screw the love shacks, get busy outdoors in Italy's newly announced amusement parks. Founder and entrepreneur Giuseppe Foggetti has announced a park where young lovers can make passionate love on the tantalizing comforts of a park bench.

A park where young couples can have sex freely looks set to open in Italy. The recreational area is meant for those who find it hard to be intimate because the high price of Italian property forces them to live with their parents longer.

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Used Condom National Park.

The park is located in the southern port of Bari, Italy, but it's not free. The park charges a ₤2 admittance fee plus an additional ₤1 for every half-hour that you do the nasty. The ₤1 per half-hour may seem expensive, but it is a package deal, with both privacy and security thrown in according to Foggetti:

�My idea was to create a place for those that want to spend intimate moments together without thinking whether someone would be shocked if they saw it. I intend to offer security and privacy.�

Come see the natural beauty and wonders at Shocked and Awed National Park today!

34 Comments

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photoline

Edmonton, AB

January 2005

JAN 29, 2007 06:10 PM

How much to watch?

Niobe

Morocco

April 2003

JAN 29, 2007 06:11 PM

Yes!

Lemonkid

Montreal, QC

May 2003

JAN 29, 2007 06:18 PM

Viva Italia!

OctEgon

Tustin, CA

July 2005

JAN 29, 2007 06:20 PM

Is it half price if I just show up to jerk off?

KorbenDallas

Brownsville, TX

January 2005

JAN 29, 2007 06:22 PM

sweet, now we can get herpes from the park bench!

Moonrabbit

Kingston, ON

February 2005

JAN 29, 2007 06:24 PM

The romantic quarter of me that is italian is quite proud to hear this, but the snecible, sleazy english half is wondering where the fun in screwing in the park is if it's legal?

Lucky17

Arlington, TX

May 2006

JAN 29, 2007 06:36 PM

Ehh, we have those here, they are called rest stops.

thrash242

Pearland, TX

September 2004

JAN 29, 2007 06:37 PM

WHAT...THE...FUCK...?!?

MisterLinguist

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

JAN 29, 2007 06:38 PM

Do senior citizens get in at half-price?

camalot

Kitchener, ON

April 2006

JAN 29, 2007 06:43 PM

If I ever go to Italy, with my partner, we're so there.

FistFuck

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JAN 29, 2007 07:02 PM

i would go there all the time... ecspecially when its raining... sucks to be raised in a country ran by prudes!!!!!

Cliche_Guevara

Australia

January 2006

JAN 29, 2007 07:05 PM

I bet it's like a movie theatre.. It might be ₤2 to get in but you can be sure that the concession stands will be selling Condoms, Lube & Popcorn for about ₤15ea...

FistFuck

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JAN 29, 2007 07:51 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmm popcorn & lube.....

Dragonflye

Australia

January 2005

JAN 29, 2007 08:20 PM

i've always wanted to visit italy anyway, now i have another reason yay!
i love sex outdoors, and i love sex more when people are watching or listening.....especially hot euro chicks!

Daven

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

JAN 29, 2007 08:25 PM

... except I imagine that most of the people who frequent the park will be nasty old men hoping to get a peek at some unsuspecting chick's vag.

::shudder::

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