Chris Gore’s Footage Fetishes: Sport Movie MVPs
FRIDAY MARCH 23 2007 12:00 PM
Submitted by Chris_Gore. Edited By erin_broadley.
TAGS: sports, movies, baseball, hockey, boxing, football
It takes more than an exceptional physique to deliver a realistic performance in a sports film, it requires great acting skill. Sure, in some cases, doubles are used for impossible plays, but the burden is on the actor to convey a sense of believe-ability – I mean, in real-life could they really throw a punch, swing a bat, catch the ball or win the race? There’s a short list of films in which certain actors’ performances prove they have both the athleticism and the talent to make the winning play in the wide world of sports.

Robert DeNiro in Raging Bull (1980)
Bar none the best boxing scenes ever put to film and Bobby D’s performance is frightening, breathtaking and beautiful.
Quote: “You never knocked me down Ray. You never knocked me down.”
Kevin Costner in Field Of Dreams (1989)
Baseball. America. Apple pie. And Kevin Costner. He’s done more baseball movies than any other actor and this moving father-son tale is his finest role.
Quote: “If you build it... HE will come.”
Sylvester Stallone in Rocky (1976)
The Italian Stallion debuted in what now feels like a somber independent film as Rocky is introduced as a total loser. If you’re a fan, when you run up stairs you always hear that music in your head. You know what I mean. And with the sixth and final film, Rocky Balboa, reviving the Rocky franchize, his legacy is secured for years to come.
Quote: Apollo Creed: “Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make ya grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker.”

Burt Reynolds in The Longest Yard (1974)
Reynolds is at his likeable best in the best prison/football movie ever made pitting the Guards against the Mean Machine. Forget that Adam Sandler remake, this is the one to see.
Quote: “I think I broke his friggin' neck!”
Paul Newman in Slap Shot (1977)
Newman as team captain Reggie Dunlop is charismatic on and off the ice as he tries to tame the insane antics of his team while juggling a completely messed up personal life.
Quote: “You all saw what happened. Stick down, gloves off He challenged the Chiefs. Called us names, but Dave was there. Dave’s a killer.”
James Caan in Brian’s Song (1971)
Men who cry watching this film get a pass. This touching real-life story about the friendship of teammates Gale Sayers and Brian Piccolo will move the toughest to tears every time.
Quote: “Ernest Hemingway once said ‘Every true story ends in death.’ Well, this is a true story.”

Robert Redford in The Natural (1984)
Each time Redford steps up to bat, you can feel the chills. And do you remember the name of the bat? Wonderboy.
Quote: “Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got.”
Tom Cruise in Days Of Thunder (1990)
Before NASCAR was the hottest thing on TV, Tom Cruise hit the track to school amateur gearheads in the rules of the road.
Quote: “No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbin, son, is racin’.”
Cuba Gooding, Jr. in Jerry Maguire (1996)
Cuba was over-the-top and fun to watch as wide receiver Rod Tidwell. If you don’t believe his acting was top-notch, then just look at the naked and bald gold man on Cuba’s shelf. You can call that shiny thing “Oscar.”
Quote: “Show me the money!”

Walter Matthau in The Bad News Bears (1976)
Matthau proves that coaching and beer go together like peanut butter and ladies.
Quote: Engelberg: “You’re not supposed to have open liquor in the car. It’s against the law.”
Coach Buttermaker: “So is murder, Englebert. Now put that back before you get me in real trouble.”
John Cusack in Eight Men Out (1988)
Cusak turns in a touching portrayal as George “Buck” Weaver in this historical retelling of one of baseball’s enduring controversies.
Quote: “You say you can find seven men on the best club that ever took the field willin' to throw the World Series? I find that hard to believe.”

The Hanson Brothers in Slap Shot (1977)
The most memorable threesome in all of hockey, if not all of sports, these bespectacled badasses are an asset on the ice and especially when the gloves come off.
Quote: “I have to confess I’ve never let the children watch a hockey game. I have a theory that children imitate what they see on a TV screen. If they see violence, they’ll become violent.”
But what about those real-life athletes who appear in movies? Obviously these guys were not cast because of their acting ability. The kitsch value of having a real professional athlete make an appearance in a movie cannot be underestimated. Casting a well-known pro can lend a film realism, or some legitimacy, and sometimes it’s just good for a laugh. While these “actors” could school the entire film’s cast when it comes to pro sports, it’s probably safer for them to remain on the field than in front of the camera. These actors were definitely not the best, but perhaps the most memorable. Who can forget Michael Jordan in Space Jam (1996) or Shaq in Scary Movie 4 (2006) or Dan Marino in Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994) or Michael Irvin in The Longest Yard (2005) or Troy Aikman in Jerry Maguire (1996) or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in Airplane! (1980) or Lawrence Taylor in Any Given Sunday (1999)?
Yeah. Well. Okay. None of them were very good. I think we'd all like to forget them.
Gore gone.
Chris_Gore is an author, a filmmaker and the creator of Film Threat. Chris is sad to report that he was always picked last.


















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