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  • THURSDAY DECEMBER 21 2006 7:00 AM

British Teachers Systematically Kill Off Santa

The UK has been hit with a rash of teachers telling 9 and 10 year-olds that Santa doesn't exist. When you steal Christmas from the children you're stealing Christmas from all of us.

Last month, teacher Jane Woodley viciously told the children of Calcot Junior School that Father Christmas wasn't really some jolly old fat philanthropist who sets up shop up north somewhere. She told them while she was educating them on the holiday practices of other religions such as the Muslim holiday of Eid. Woodley a teacher of 28 years should know better than to think a 9 year old might have figure it out by then.

[the students'] angry parents say Mrs Woodley, who has taught for 28 years, has "ruined" Christmas.

Now, as children adjust to a world without love and magic, they will also be forced to adjust to a new curriculum, one where a teacher tells them no secrets about the world and confusion and ignorance can continue unabated because it's so cute.

A governor at the school, who did not want to be named, said: "It's not just Father Christmas that's the problem. We also have issues with things like the Tooth Fairy. From now on when a child asks a teacher if Father Christmas exists the teacher should say: 'I'm not sure. Go home and ask your parents'."


Calcot was only the first in a string of such incidents. Boldmere Junior School is also wheeling from 9 and 10 year-olds finding out about stuff they're more than old enough to know about already. This time, Boldmere didn't take the death of Christmas lying down with some nancy curriculum changes, they fired the goblin posing as a teacher.

A PRIMARY school sacked a woman teacher for telling heartbroken nine-year-olds there is no Father Christmas.

Parents were furious when tearful youngsters went home saying they had also been taught elves and fairies did not exist either.

Christmas is one thing but elves and fairies too? The teacher was stopped so the children could make it to adolescence before finding out the truth about unicorns and calmly assured the little ones that the Lord of the Rings was based on a true story.

Ladysmith Junior School was the most recent victim of this casual heartlessness. This case was the most horrifying, putting the 9 and 10 year-olds to work asking them to reply to Santa letters written by younger kids – I always wondered why Santa's handwriting sucked. The irony must have tasted sweet for the teacher before parents made the school apologise.

A school has been forced to apologize after a class of nine and ten-year-olds were told that Father Christmas doesn't exist. Children at Ladysmith Junior School, Exeter, were set the task of writing a Christmas letter, but the worksheets they were given said: "Many small children believe in Santa", going on to reveal that his letters were actually handled by an official at the Post Office. To make things worse, the teacher then asked the children to compose a reply to one of the "small children" in question explaining why a request for presents was being turned down.


I think we should preempt this situation. We need to agree on an age to tell our children when Santa was really just a ploy to make them act nice rather than like total "brats." Plus, my Dad said the look on my face was priceless. I know that when the day comes to tell my kids, I'm gonna have a camera ready. I'll keep it hidden, candid is always better.

 

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Heathen_Dave

Heathen_Dave

Birmingham, AL
July 2005

DEC 21, 2006 09:38 AM

Wait... he....

oh...

oh god....

*sobs*

PS - Honestly though, I think I figured it out when I was four or five, and it did not faze me one bit. I think it's only when you've been lied to until you're fucking 10 years old that you get really upset.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

DEC 21, 2006 09:57 AM

I refuse to believe that 10 year-olds anywhere believe in Santa or the Tooth Fairy.

mmm

mmm

I'm lost
March 2006

DEC 21, 2006 10:00 AM

It's much more humane to tell kids that Father Christmas did once exist, but that he died of asphyxiation whilst trying to climb down a smoking chimney. Worked for all those bloody carollers who were always knocking around here. I wonder whatever happened to those kids? confused

Migration

Migration

United Kingdom
April 2004

DEC 21, 2006 10:23 AM

If christmas actually stood for anything anymore, and hadn't been utterly bastardised by having to remain PC so as not to offend people to whom the event doesn't even concern anyway, then i'd say it was worth you typing all the inane drivvel above.

Unfortunately, these days christmas is little more than a capitalist instrument by which the poor are kept poor by being encouraged to believe they need to waste all their money and/or get in debt to celebrate a poxy 24hrs one cold december.

You think they're killing the magic of christmas but is there anything left worth killing?

(humbug)

Uncle_Screwtape

Uncle_Screwtape

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

DEC 21, 2006 10:23 AM

I can't remember how old I was when I figured it out. My parents waited until I was 13 before taking the actual step of telling me. By then of course I'd pretty much figured it out long since. A cousin of mine believed until at least 10 or maybe even 11, which worried me. What's normal, anyway? 7 or 8?

Uncle_Screwtape

Uncle_Screwtape

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

DEC 21, 2006 10:44 AM

ik0n23 said:
If christmas actually stood for anything anymore, and hadn't been utterly bastardised by having to remain PC so as not to offend people whom the event doesn't even concern anyway, then i'd say it was worth you typing all the inane drivel above.

Unfortunately, these days christmas is little more than a capitalist instrument by which the poor are kept poor by being encouraged to believe they need to waste all their money and/or get in debt to celebrate a poxy 24hrs one cold december.

You think they're killing the magic of christmas but is there anything left worth killing?

(humbug)



Are you always this much fun? You must be a joy at the proverbial office christmas party. Anyway no one to the left of Bill O'Rielly really believes there's some kind of a PC War on Xmas. Seriously, when's the last time you were told it was wrong to wish someone a Merry Xmas? It's bullshit. And don't the poor have enough feewill and self-control to decide for theselves what they can afford?

Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

DEC 21, 2006 10:55 AM

One of my better friends believed in Santa until he was about 14. frown

Starfior

Starfior

Madison, WI
February 2005

DEC 21, 2006 10:58 AM

I'm going to side with, it hurts kids more to have their parents lie to them for ten years. I found out from my cousins when I was 3. My parents were upset, but I think I'm probably better adjusted for having learned.

jermo187

jermo187

I'm lost
June 2005

DEC 21, 2006 10:58 AM

wait...are you saying there IS no Santa?

PaperDragon

PaperDragon

United Kingdom
July 2005

DEC 21, 2006 12:03 PM

Look there are millions of adults who believe in a benevolent bearded old guy who uses magic to provide gifts for all the good people. I think their called Christians, Muslims and Jews. The Buddist just have the fat guy with no beard.

stormdar

stormdar

Santa Ana, CA
December 2003

DEC 21, 2006 12:08 PM

Santa is cool. Believing in Santa is cool. Kids are not commerical and give fuck all about capitalism, communism, or any other isms for that matter. Santa isn't about or for adults or stores or commerce. Its about kids. Kids for the most part are completely innocent in that regard, and there is nothing wrong with letting them stay that way for as long as they can.

Santa offers children a chance for a little bit of magic in a time when people are on some kind of war path against anything and everything not completely PC.

It's not lying to your kids, its telling them a fantastic story and allowing them the opportunity to live in that story for a while.

As a icon Santa himself couldn't be more harmless. He doesn't carry a cross or other overt religious symbol (most people have no clue he wears red because the real saint nick was a cardinal), and while he is a symbol of Christmas, Santa is almost so far removed from anything having to do with Christ that you wonder whose holiday it is.

He gives out toys, he doesn't sell them or anything else. He says be good. That's it. And apart from the freaks from PETA who are spreading rumors about him using drugs to get the reindeer to fly and the American Heart Association, I can;t imagine what anyone would have against the guy.

If you aren't down with Santa thats fine. Your loss. But anyone who actively kills the myth for kids, whatever age they are, is someone who is just an asshole and shouldn't be the least bit surprised when some angry parent comes to deliver a little personal christmas cheer.

~S

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

DEC 21, 2006 12:36 PM

stormdar said:
Santa is cool. Believing in Santa is cool. Kids are not commerical and give fuck all about capitalism, communism, or any other isms for that matter. Santa isn't about or for adults or stores or commerce. Its about kids. Kids for the most part are completely innocent in that regard, and there is nothing wrong with letting them stay that way for as long as they can.

Santa offers children a chance for a little bit of magic in a time when people are on some kind of war path against anything and everything not completely PC.

It's not lying to your kids, its telling them a fantastic story and allowing them the opportunity to live in that story for a while.

As a icon Santa himself couldn't be more harmless. He doesn't carry a cross or other overt religious symbol (most people have no clue he wears red because the real saint nick was a cardinal), and while he is a symbol of Christmas, Santa is almost so far removed from anything having to do with Christ that you wonder whose holiday it is.

He gives out toys, he doesn't sell them or anything else. He says be good. That's it. And apart from the freaks from PETA who are spreading rumors about him using drugs to get the reindeer to fly and the American Heart Association, I can;t imagine what anyone would have against the guy.

If you aren't down with Santa thats fine. Your loss. But anyone who actively kills the myth for kids, whatever age they are, is someone who is just an asshole and shouldn't be the least bit surprised when some angry parent comes to deliver a little personal christmas cheer.

~S


Maybe what people might have against him is that he's a lie, a total fabrication, and encourages greed and entitlement?

Carry on being "magical." IF you know Santa is not real, and you tell someone he is, you are lying. You are intentionally concealing the truth from them. I'll take reality over lying to children.

And you want to know what else? I refuse to lie to someone else's children. Sure, I'm not going to show up at a stranger's house and yell at their kids. But I'm sure as hell not going to help out some dumb ass parent's perpetuate a myth for the sake of "magic." Fuck, I want to vomit just writing that word.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

DEC 21, 2006 12:40 PM

Santa is dead. He remains dead, and we killed him!

dawg2

dawg2

United Kingdom
September 2005

DEC 21, 2006 12:51 PM

pah - the way things are in engerland some of those 9year olds will have kids of their own in 2 or 3 years - they'll find out the truth about St Nick then.

Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

DEC 21, 2006 12:54 PM

I dunno, truth and lies are complicated concepts, certaily moreso than you're making out. Teaching and encouraging children to believe in abstract concepts seems important to me, and instilling in them the idea that there may be more to the world than the mundane seems fundamentally important. In that sense I think ideas like "Santa Claus" are important to the mental maturity of a kid. At the same time something like Santa, which at some point most children grow to believe isn't real, may not be the best tool for this.

I think a better answer to a kid who asks "is Santa real?" would be "I don't know." It's the truth in the most strict sense of the word know, and it leaves room for a more interesting world than the one we live in. I guess I might have a different perspective than a lot of people around here though, I don't think ideas like religion or myth have to be either/or propositions. They have their own reality in the way they shape our minds.

All that said I don't see why people are making such a big deal of teachers telling kids these sorts of things; asking kids to think critically about what they believe in seems worthwhile to me.

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